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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405
    #8791
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Revelations!
    Ravens and crows feasting on the eyes of dying sinners!

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

    Hot Must ReadThreads!


    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996
        #8792
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
        Ravens and crows feasting on the eyes of dying sinners!
        Braco!

        (God-mocking sinner having his eyes feasted upon)
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10050
            #8793
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
            Braco!

            (God-mocking sinner having his eyes feasted upon)
            So you've come around, and understand Braco is a God-mocking sinner, not to mention a dangerous cult leader?

            GLORY!

            My word is "rescue," because it appears Reverend Rodimer has been rescued by Jesus!

            Rescue.
            WARNING:
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              • Titus Templeton
                Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                Jesus macht frei
                True Christian™
                • Aug 2010
                • 5912
                #8794
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                Rescue.
                Good rescue for tax payers, bad rescue for greedy unemployed atheists.
                -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                -Holocaust Jokes
                -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                  • Billy Bob Jenkins
                    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                    Hates anal sex. And trees.
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 8337
                    #8795
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                    Good rescue for tax payers, bad rescue for greedy unemployed atheists.
                    When Pastor Ezekiel saved my soul, made a few phone calls, and got me out of prison.
                    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                      • Jack O'fagan
                        With faith as immovable as the Earth
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 4836
                        #8796
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                        When Pastor Ezekiel saved my soul, made a few phone calls, and got me out of prison.

                        Isaiah 20:4
                        So shall the king of Assyria lead away the Egyptians prisoners, and the Ethiopians captives, young and old, naked and barefoot, even with their buttocks uncovered, to the shame of Egypt.


                        assless chaps
                        Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                        sigpic

                        I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556
                            #8797
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                            assless chaps
                            Houseboy uniform
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • James Hutchins
                                True Christian™
                                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                 
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 29453
                                #8798
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Houseboy uniform
                                Velcro(C)
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

                                  Comment

                                  • Titus Templeton
                                    Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                                    Jesus macht frei
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Aug 2010
                                    • 5912
                                    #8799
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                    Velcro©
                                    hunting in groups
                                    -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                                    -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                                    -Holocaust Jokes
                                    -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                                    -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                                    -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                                    -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                                    -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

                                      Comment

                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78556
                                        #8800
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                                        hunting in groups
                                        Witch Season!
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • James Hutchins
                                            True Christian™
                                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                             
                                            • Jun 2009
                                            • 29453
                                            #8801
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                            Witch Season!
                                            Family Fun Time
                                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

                                              Comment

                                              • Jack O'fagan
                                                With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Feb 2011
                                                • 4836
                                                #8802
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                                Family Fun Time
                                                Lot
                                                Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                                                sigpic

                                                I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

                                                  Comment

                                                  • Dr Laurence Niles
                                                    Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                                                     
                                                    • Jan 2012
                                                    • 9063
                                                    #8803
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                                                    Lot
                                                    Salt
                                                    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                                    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                                                      Comment

                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78556
                                                        #8804
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
                                                        Salt
                                                        Sunday after church barbecue!
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                          • Faith_Machine
                                                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Mar 2011
                                                            • 10050
                                                            #8805
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Situations where I might get into trouble with single ladies throwing themselves at me.
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                                                            In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                                                            REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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