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  • LBC loving Dutchmen
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Oct 2011
    • 216
    #9916
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
    Essential
    Gods word (a.k.a. KJV 1611)
    II Kings 2:23-24: 23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

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      • Titus Templeton
        Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
        Jesus macht frei
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2010
        • 5912
        #9917
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by LBC loving Dutchmen View Post
        Gods word (a.k.a. KJV 1611)
        Racism Free
        -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
        -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
        -Holocaust Jokes
        -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
        -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
        -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
        -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
        -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29453
            #9918
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
            Racism Free
            Landover Baptist Church and every single True Christian(tm)
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • LBC loving Dutchmen
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Oct 2011
                • 216
                #9919
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                Landover Baptist Church and every single True Christian™
                The only way to Heaven
                II Kings 2:23-24: 23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78555
                    #9920
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by LBC loving Dutchmen View Post
                    The only way to Heaven
                    Landover Baptist Church!
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Daisy Mae Johnson
                        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15708
                        #9921
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Landover Baptist Church!
                        GOD'S FAVORITE CHURCH!

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                          • Titus Templeton
                            Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                            Jesus macht frei
                            True Christian™
                            • Aug 2010
                            • 5912
                            #9922
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                            GOD'S FAVORITE CHURCH!

                            A BETTER WORLD!!!!
                            -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                            -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                            -Holocaust Jokes
                            -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                            -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                            -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                            -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                            -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                              • Alphonse Alban
                                Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                                 
                                • Feb 2011
                                • 5724
                                #9923
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                                A BETTER WORLD!!!!
                                True Christians™ only!

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                                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 15708
                                    #9924
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                                    True Christians™ only!

                                    HEAVEN!

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                                      • Didymus Much
                                        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                        • Jun 2010
                                        • 14079
                                        #9925
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                                        Stars = angel farts?

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                                          • John North
                                            True Christian™
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Sep 2012
                                            • 414
                                            #9926
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                                            Stars = angel farts?
                                            Smell of Heaven
                                            Stop whining
                                            (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
                                            (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
                                            (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
                                            (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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                                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                                Honorary True Christian™
                                                Forum Member
                                                • May 2008
                                                • 13996
                                                #9927
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by John North View Post
                                                Smell of Heaven
                                                Sounds of Heaven - A joyful noise!



                                                I particularly like the young boy in the tie, who plays the shoelace.
                                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                                  • Adam Fag
                                                    Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
                                                    • Jan 2012
                                                    • 632
                                                    #9928
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                                    Sounds of Heaven - A joyful noise!



                                                    I particularly like the young boy in the tie, who plays the shoelace.
                                                    Oh, is that what it is? I thought it meant he sold crack.
                                                    Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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                                                      • Adam Fag
                                                        Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
                                                        • Jan 2012
                                                        • 632
                                                        #9929
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Adam Fag View Post
                                                        Oh, is that what it is? I thought it meant he sold crack.
                                                        My word is Thought
                                                        Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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                                                          • James Hutchins
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                                             
                                                            • Jun 2009
                                                            • 29453
                                                            #9930
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Adam Fag View Post
                                                            My word is Thought
                                                            Gods Gentle Consideration
                                                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

                                                              Comment

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