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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996
    #9991
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    Mosque rapes.

    Part of Islamic (and Wiccan) Satan worship.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29442
        #9992
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
        Mosque rapes.
        Randiness during prayer sessions
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996
            #9993
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            Muslims worshiping Obama as he addresses Congress.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Faith_Machine
                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 10049
                #9994
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Mecca Godzilla


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                REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 13996
                    #9995
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                    Mecca Godzilla

                    Godzilla watching Obama debate:

                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78552
                        #9996
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                        Godzilla
                        Reptilians
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Daisy Mae Johnson
                            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15708
                            #9997
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Reptilians

                            Satan
                            sigpic

                            Tweet me Here
                            My GODLY Bio Here

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78552
                                #9998
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                                Satan
                                The leader of the Demoncrat Party
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                  • Titus Templeton
                                    Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                                    Jesus macht frei
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Aug 2010
                                    • 5912
                                    #9999
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                    The leader of the Demoncrat Party
                                    Mitochondrial Eve
                                    -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                                    -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                                    -Holocaust Jokes
                                    -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                                    -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                                    -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                                    -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                                    -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                                      • James Hutchins
                                        True Christian™
                                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                         
                                        • Jun 2009
                                        • 29442
                                        #10000
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                                        Mitochondrial Eve
                                        Gods Love
                                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                          • Cranky Old Man
                                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                            You kids get off his lawn!
                                             
                                            • Jan 2010
                                            • 22353
                                            #10001
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                            Gods Love
                                            God's hate
                                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                              • Titus Templeton
                                                Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                                                Jesus macht frei
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Aug 2010
                                                • 5912
                                                #10002
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                                God's hate

                                                You can run but you can't hide!
                                                -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                                                -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                                                -Holocaust Jokes
                                                -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                                                -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                                                -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                                                -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                                                -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

                                                  Comment

                                                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                                    Honorary True Christian™
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • May 2008
                                                    • 13996
                                                    #10003
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                                                    You can run but you can't hide!
                                                    The Godly, but persecuted, Bradlee Dean.

                                                    Christian rocker Bradlee Dean, who filed a $50 million defamation lawsuit against Rachel Maddow, was ordered to pay the MSNBC host's legal fees last month.

                                                    In July 2011, Dean sued Maddow claiming the MSNBC host mischaracterized his views on gay rights and Sharia law. Dean refered to an August 2010 segment in which Maddow quoted statements Dean made on his radio show.

                                                    Muslims are calling for the execution of homosexuals in America. They themselves are upholding the laws that are even in the Bible, the Judeo-Christian God, but they seem to be more moral than the American Christians do. Because these people are livid about enforcing their laws. They know homosexuality is an abomination. If America won't enforce the laws, God will raise up a foreign enemy to do just that.
                                                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78552
                                                        #10004
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                                        Bradlee Dean
                                                        Persecuted Christians
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                          • Mary Etheldreda
                                                            Gushing for Jesus
                                                             
                                                            • Sep 2011
                                                            • 23775
                                                            #10005
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                            Persecuted Christians
                                                            Handsome and grace-filled Kirk Cameron!



                                                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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