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  • Alexandria Puckett
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Mar 2013
    • 256
    #11356
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Adam Fag View Post
    I thought it was quite good
    Thinking instead of praying
    But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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      • Mary Thompson
        True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2013
        • 653
        #11357
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Alexandria Puckett View Post
        Thinking instead of praying
        Secular scientists.
        Thinking of Abortion?
        That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
        Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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          • Basilissa
            South of the Border outreach program
            True Christian™
             
            • Mar 2013
            • 12975
            #11358
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Mary Thompson View Post
            Secular scientists.
            Extra crispy
            God created fossils to test our faith.

            * * *

            My favorite LBC sermons:
            True Christians are Perfect!
            True Christian™ Love.
            Salvation™ made Easy!
            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
             Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
            God HATES Rational Thinking!
            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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              • Holly Graham
                True Christian™
                • Apr 2013
                • 348
                #11359
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                Extra crispy
                Holly's meatloaf. (I'm a cook..not necessarily a good one...)

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                  • Basilissa
                    South of the Border outreach program
                    True Christian™
                     
                    • Mar 2013
                    • 12975
                    #11360
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by HolyHolly View Post
                    Holly's meatloaf. (I'm a cook..not necessarily a good one...)
                    Somewhat burnt apple pie (I am USUALLY good at pies, but...)

                    God created fossils to test our faith.

                    * * *

                    My favorite LBC sermons:
                    True Christians are Perfect!
                    True Christian™ Love.
                    Salvation™ made Easy!
                    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                     Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                    God HATES Rational Thinking!
                    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                      • Daisy Mae Johnson
                        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15708
                        #11361
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                        Somewhat burnt apple pie (I am USUALLY good at pies, but...)

                        A nego would still steal it if it were cooling on a windowsill

                        My word is pie thief.
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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78555
                            #11362
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                            A pie thief.
                            Your average jig
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15708
                                #11363
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Your average jig
                                Overdose

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                                Tweet me Here
                                My GODLY Bio Here

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                                  • Alphonse Alban
                                    Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                                     
                                    • Feb 2011
                                    • 5724
                                    #11364
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                                    Overdose

                                    High on Colonel

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                                      • Alexandria Puckett
                                        Forum Member
                                        Forum Member
                                        • Mar 2013
                                        • 256
                                        #11365
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                                        High on Colonel
                                        11 herbs
                                        But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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                                          • Mary Etheldreda
                                            Gushing for Jesus
                                             
                                            • Sep 2011
                                            • 23775
                                            #11366
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Alexandria Puckett View Post
                                            11 herbs
                                            In China...


                                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78555
                                                #11367
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Alexandria Puckett View Post
                                                11 herbs
                                                Nigra Weed
                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                  • Didymus Much
                                                    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                                    • Jun 2010
                                                    • 14079
                                                    #11368
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                                    In China...
                                                    What would Chairman Mao say?

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                                                      • Paragon of virtue
                                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                        • Jan 2013
                                                        • 547
                                                        #11369
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                                                        What would Chairman Mao say?
                                                        Herro!

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                                                          • Sammy The Penitent
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • Nov 2012
                                                            • 289
                                                            #11370
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Paragon of virtue View Post
                                                            Herro!
                                                            Hoo Flung Poo
                                                            2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.

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