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  • #11356
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Adam Fag View Post
    I thought it was quite good
    Thinking instead of praying
    But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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    • #11357
      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

      Originally posted by Alexandria Puckett View Post
      Thinking instead of praying
      Secular scientists.
      Thinking of Abortion?
      That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
      Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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      • #11358
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Mary Thompson View Post
        Secular scientists.
        Extra crispy
        God created fossils to test our faith.

        * * *

        My favorite LBC sermons:
        True Christians are Perfect!
        True Christian™ Love.
        Salvation™ made Easy!
        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
         Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • #11359
          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

          Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
          Extra crispy
          Holly's meatloaf. (I'm a cook..not necessarily a good one...)

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          • #11360
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by HolyHolly View Post
            Holly's meatloaf. (I'm a cook..not necessarily a good one...)
            Somewhat burnt apple pie (I am USUALLY good at pies, but...)

            God created fossils to test our faith.

            * * *

            My favorite LBC sermons:
            True Christians are Perfect!
            True Christian™ Love.
            Salvation™ made Easy!
            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
             Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
            God HATES Rational Thinking!
            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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            • #11361
              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

              Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
              Somewhat burnt apple pie (I am USUALLY good at pies, but...)

              A nego would still steal it if it were cooling on a windowsill

              My word is pie thief.
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              • #11362
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                A pie thief.
                Your average jig
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #11363
                  Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Your average jig
                  Overdose

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                  • #11364
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                    Overdose

                    High on Colonel

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                    • #11365
                      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                      Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                      High on Colonel
                      11 herbs
                      But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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                      • #11366
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Alexandria Puckett View Post
                        11 herbs
                        In China...


                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • #11367
                          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                          Originally posted by Alexandria Puckett View Post
                          11 herbs
                          Nigra Weed
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #11368
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                            In China...
                            What would Chairman Mao say?

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                            • #11369
                              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                              Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                              What would Chairman Mao say?
                              Herro!

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                              • #11370
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Paragon of virtue View Post
                                Herro!
                                Hoo Flung Poo
                                2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.

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