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Yours In Christ,
Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)
Further reading to help you become a True Christian™
Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!
Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.
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Child pornographyOriginally posted by Gabriel Reproba View PostBieber[Rev 19:20] And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone
PALIN/BACHMAN 2016
With their husbands permission of course
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In HellOriginally posted by James Dewitt View PostMicheal Jackson[Rev 19:20] And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone
PALIN/BACHMAN 2016
With their husbands permission of course
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Hussein ObamaOriginally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View PostSatan's Sex toyTo the atheists:
To the false christians:
Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:
Hosea 13:16Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.
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Osama bin LadenOriginally posted by Johannes Kirkeholm View PostHussein Obama
(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Property of Billy Bob Jenkins
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Penn.sylvania Baptist Church.Originally posted by James Dewitt View PostDead man walking!Lamentations 3:1I Am the man that hath seene affliction by the rod of his WRATH. Yours in Christ, McUinnean, of that Ilk.
THE AMERICAN LANGUAGE: THE AMERICAN LANGUAGE: A description to end myths it is English. - The Landover Baptist Church Forums
THE POINTLESSNESS OF ATHEISM: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives? - The Landover Baptist Church Forums
MINOR 'DISABILITIES': Is DYSLEXIA a curse from God or is it CURABLE? - The Landover Baptist Church Forums
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DarknessOriginally posted by Mistress Cookie View PostMichael Caine5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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