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  • JustGotSaved
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2009
    • 519
    #5701
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
    Carmaggedon
    Sunday Sunday Sunday!
    Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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      • proteastantguy
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Aug 2010
        • 488
        #5702
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by JustGotSaved View Post
        Sunday Sunday Sunday!
        Creation

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          • Mary-Yves Lapierre
            Forum Member
            • Apr 2010
            • 189
            #5703
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by proteastantguy View Post
            Creation
            Genesis

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78555
                #5704
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Mary-Yves Lapierre View Post
                Genesis
                Book one of THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD!

                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Kristin Marlow
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Jun 2011
                    • 74
                    #5705
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD!
                    The Holy Word of GOD!!
                    Matthew 9:12-13
                    (12) But when Jesus heard [that], he said unto them, They that be whole need not a physician, but they that are sick.
                    (13) But go ye and learn what [that] meaneth, I will have mercy, and not sacrifice: for I am not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78555
                        #5706
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Kristin Marlow View Post
                        The Holy Word of GOD!!
                        Everything a True Christian(tm) needs!
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Brother Harold Porter
                            Landover Senior Outreach
                            Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 8236
                            #5707
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Everything a True Christian™ needs!
                            Freehold.
                            Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

                            sigpic

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                              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                True Christian™
                                • May 2010
                                • 8337
                                #5708
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                                Freehold.
                                Heaven!
                                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

                                  Comment

                                  • Kristin Marlow
                                    Forum Member
                                    Forum Member
                                    • Jun 2011
                                    • 74
                                    #5709
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                                    Heaven!
                                    A voice.

                                    Revelation 14:2
                                    And I heard a voice from heaven, as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of a great thunder: and I heard the voice of harpers harping with their harps:
                                    Matthew 9:12-13
                                    (12) But when Jesus heard [that], he said unto them, They that be whole need not a physician, but they that are sick.
                                    (13) But go ye and learn what [that] meaneth, I will have mercy, and not sacrifice: for I am not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78555
                                        #5710
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Kristin Marlow View Post
                                        A voice.
                                        Anita Bryant

                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • Faith_Machine
                                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Mar 2011
                                            • 10050
                                            #5711
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            queer fighter
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                                            REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                                              • Brother Enoch
                                                The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Jun 2008
                                                • 4392
                                                #5712
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                                queer fighter
                                                Pastor Ezekiel

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                                                  • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                                    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                                    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                                    Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • May 2010
                                                    • 8337
                                                    #5713
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                                                    Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Real Man(tm)
                                                    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

                                                      Comment

                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78555
                                                        #5714
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                                        queer fighter
                                                        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
                                                        Real Man™
                                                        Jesus

                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                          • Gabriel Reproba
                                                            Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                                                            The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Nov 2009
                                                            • 2479
                                                            #5715
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Master
                                                            Yours In Christ,

                                                            Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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                                                            Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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