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  • Jack O'fagan
    With faith as immovable as the Earth
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 4836
    #6796
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
    John the Baptist
    Posted via Mobile Device
    Herod giving head to Salome.
    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

    sigpic

    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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      • Dan U. Holier
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2011
        • 1180
        #6797
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
        Herod giving head to Salome.
        Men losing heads because of loose women.
        Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


        ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29446
            #6798
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
            Men losing heads because of loose women.
            Girls on GHB
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Repentant
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Nov 2011
                • 88
                #6799
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                Girls on GHB
                Their fault for drinking

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405
                    #6800
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Repentant View Post
                    Their fault for drinking
                    Women who force men to rape them.

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                    Hot Must ReadThreads!


                    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                      • Repentant
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Nov 2011
                        • 88
                        #6801
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                        Women who force men to rape them.
                        Harlots

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                          • Youth Minister Harry
                            Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 832
                            #6802
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Repentant View Post
                            Harlots
                            Michelle NObama
                            Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
                            -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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                              • James Hutchins
                                True Christian™
                                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                 
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 29446
                                #6803
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Youth Minister Harry View Post
                                Michelle NObama
                                porch monkey
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                  • Faith_Machine
                                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Mar 2011
                                    • 10049
                                    #6804
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                    porch monkey
                                    Not even useful for keeping the neighbor's dog from doing its business on my lawn.
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                                      • Gabriel Reproba
                                        Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                                        The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Nov 2009
                                        • 2479
                                        #6805
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                        porch monkey
                                        Curious george
                                        Yours In Christ,

                                        Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                                        Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                                        Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                                        Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                                        The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                                        Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                                        How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                                        20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                                        God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                                        Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                                        Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                                        Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                                        There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                                        Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                                        Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                                          • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                            Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                            True Christian™
                                            • May 2010
                                            • 8337
                                            #6806
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
                                            Curious george
                                            incurious porch monkeys
                                            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78552
                                                #6807
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                                                incurious porch monkeys
                                                My ex-mammy
                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                  • Faith_Machine
                                                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Mar 2011
                                                    • 10049
                                                    #6808
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                    My ex-mammy
                                                    Is she still available?
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                                                      • Faith_Machine
                                                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Mar 2011
                                                        • 10049
                                                        #6809
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                        My ex-mammy
                                                        Space Mammy



                                                        MIB Ultraman 80 Space Mammy
                                                        http://www.tfassociation.com/SpaceMammy01.html
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                                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                             
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 78552
                                                            #6810
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                                            Space Mammy
                                                            Jap junk food
                                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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