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  • Titus Templeton
    Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
    Jesus macht frei
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2010
    • 5912

    #10846
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
    Pre-Hussein Obama era. (Even with Jimmy Carter included)
    Wehrmacht
    -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
    -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
    -Holocaust Jokes
    -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
    -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
    -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
    -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
    -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22859

      #10847
      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

      Misunderstood
      sigpic


      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29451

        #10848
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
        Misunderstood
        True Christian(tm) Decency
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78553

          #10849
          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
          True Christian™ Decency
          God's Love(c)
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • MitzaLizalor
            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2010
            • 14226

            #10850
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            O.P. by Pastor Ezekiel
            God's Love
            Falkland Islands vs the Jesuits click
            Last edited by MitzaLizalor; 03-13-2013, 09:29 PM. Reason: I. forgot to add link II. forgot to include quote

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            • Alphonse Alban
              Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
               
              • Feb 2011
              • 5724

              #10851
              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

              Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
              Falkland Islands
              British part of Mexico.

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              • Alterboy
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Mar 2013
                • 207

                #10852
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by wait_what View Post
                Glove
                God's hand!
                I Samuel 20:4
                "Then said Jonathan unto David, Whatsoever thy soul desireth, I will even do it for thee."
                This is not a reference of a homosexual relationship but a friendship of depth and platonic commitment! Why must liiebrals always make everything sound so DIRTY!?

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                • MitzaLizalor
                  Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 14226

                  #10853
                  my word is Penguin

                  Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                  British part of Mexico.
                  Penguin



                  Cristina Kirchner [president of Argentina]:
                  "It's like a consortium of squatters voting on whether they're going to continue illegally occupying a building or not."
                  source
                  Last edited by MitzaLizalor; 03-13-2013, 09:43 PM. Reason: for got to include word

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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22859

                    #10854
                    Re: my word is Penguin

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                    This is the man who will cause Armageddon. We must redouble our efforts to bring more to Salvation through Jesus Christ Our (but not his) Lord!
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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • Jack O'fagan
                      With faith as immovable as the Earth
                      True Christian™
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 4836

                      #10855
                      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                      Dr Strangelove


                      "precious bodily fluids"








                      Blood of Christ
                      Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                      sigpic

                      I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                      • MitzaLizalor
                        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 14226

                        #10856
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                        "precious bodily fluids"
                        María Gálvez-Villalobos








                        and her suntan lotion

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78553

                          #10857
                          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                          Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                          María Gálvez-Villalobos
                          Mexican whores

                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Paragon of virtue
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jan 2013
                            • 547

                            #10858
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Mexican whores

                            Zorro the gay blade

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                            • Didymus Much
                              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 14076

                              #10859
                              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                              Originally posted by Paragon of virtue View Post
                              Zorro the gay blade
                              Shaved nethers.

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                              • MitzaLizalor
                                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2010
                                • 14226

                                #10860
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                                Shaved nethers.
                                paddy melons

                                BUY ONLINE & SAVE

                                er...... this poisonous weed is in plague proportions and it's offered at reduced prices online?

                                Atheism. What was the question again?

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