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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #1

    I have never, EVER, sent pictures of my junk with my cell phone!

    • I have never taken inappropriate pictures of myself with my cellphone!

    I feel like this is an important announcement to make at this time. If you have never sent pictures of your private parts with your cell phone, please announce it here, proudly. You, too, might be eligible to run for Congress!
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
  • John Creeser
    Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
     
    • Aug 2009
    • 7248

    #2
    Re: I have never, EVER, sent pictures of my junk with my cell pho

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    • I have never taken inappropriate pictures of myself with my cellphone!

    I feel like this is an important announcement to make at this time. If you have never sent pictures of your private parts with your cell phone, please announce it here, proudly. You, too, might be eligible to run for Congress!
    HERE HERE Brother Nobar!! I just recently bought a cell phone (the latest and greatest I was told). I don't even know where you'd find the camera on it.
    Attached Files
    -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
    -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

    -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
    -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
    -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
    -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
    -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

    STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22834

      #3
      Re: I have never, EVER, sent pictures of my junk with my cell pho

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      • I have never taken inappropriate pictures of myself with my cellphone!

      I feel like this is an important announcement to make at this time. If you have never sent pictures of your private parts with your cell phone, please announce it here, proudly. You, too, might be eligible to run for Congress!
      Can you do that? Isn't there some built in filter thing that stops it?

      Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
      HERE HERE Brother Nobar!! I just recently bought a cell phone (the latest and greatest I was told). I don't even know where you'd find the camera on it.
      Hey! That's great - I must upgrade mine:
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22350

        #4
        Re: I have never, EVER, sent pictures of my junk with my cell pho

        My trustworthy shortwave radio doesn't do pictures or SMS, but I never paid those AT&T gays a penny for long distance communication!

        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • MisterM
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 1480

          #5
          Re: I have never, EVER, sent pictures of my junk with my cell pho

          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
          You americans have all the high tech equipment. Most of us only have this:

          Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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          • Little Donkey
            Forum Member
            • Oct 2010
            • 498

            #6
            Re: I have never, EVER, sent pictures of my junk with my cell pho

            Ditto here, no camera on my phone. Why would you even need that anyway? Camera in your phone = opportunity for Satan.

            However I did pick up a dozen of these little toy phones, mainly for the nephews and nieces. You should see the fun they have with the neighbors cat! Worth every penny.

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