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  • Born Again Bob
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2318

    #1

    Completing The Common Saying... TC Style!

    Curiosity killed the cat.

    Satisfaction brought him back.

    Then Brother Bobby-Joe sank the cat in Landover Lake with a brick tied to his rear paws.

    That was the last we've heard from the cat.

    Yours in Him,
    BAB
  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #2
    Re: Completing The Common Saying... TC Style!

    God helps those who help themselves.

    . . . helps them into His Lake of Fire to be burned alive for all eternity, unless what they're helping themselves to is a healthy daily serving of Jesus!
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • John North
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2012
      • 414

      #3
      Re: Completing The Common Saying... TC Style!

      Bend Over Backwards:

      …until you crack, you God mocking gymnasts.
      Stop whining
      (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
      (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
      (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
      (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: Completing The Common Saying... TC Style!

        It doesn't hurt to look good,

        Until you get raped~!
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639

          #5
          Re: Completing The Common Saying... TC Style!

          Where there's a will apart from God's, there's a way to the lake of fire.

          All good things must come to an end except praising Jesus in Heaven.
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

          Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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          • Deaner
            Christ's Love Messenger
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 5932

            #6
            Re: Completing The Common Saying... TC Style!

            Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
            Curiosity killed the cat.

            Satisfaction brought him back.

            Then Brother Bobby-Joe sank the cat in Landover Lake with a brick tied to his rear paws.

            That was the last we've heard from the cat.
            But then Bobby Joe felt bad
            And rescued the cat by removing the brick that held the cat back
            But when he saw the condition of the cat
            He threw it back in and it's never come back

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            • Cursed
              Recovering Bastard
              Head of Landover Glee Club
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2011
              • 1363

              #7
              Re: Completing The Common Saying... TC Style!

              Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
              Where there's a will apart from God's, there's a way to the lake of fire.

              All good things must come to an end except praising Jesus in Heaven.
              I can't wait to sing the praises of my master FOREVER and EVER and EVER and EVER!

              In Heaven, you don't even have to sleep or use the bathroom, so you can just keeping singing!

              I can think of no better way to spend eternity, Praise Him! I hope I die tonight in my sleep!
              The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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              • Deaner
                Christ's Love Messenger
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 5932

                #8
                Re: Completing The Common Saying... TC Style!

                I'm gonna wear this shirt; do you think it looks OK?

                I really don't care; I'm gonna wear it anyway.

                I asked Jesus and he had this to say...

                Get away from me you prick; and get on your knees and pray.

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                • Daisy Mae Johnson
                  The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                  Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                  aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15708

                  #9
                  Re: Completing The Common Saying... TC Style!

                  Zeke likes orange juice. But only whores use frozen concentrate.
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                  Tweet me Here
                  My GODLY Bio Here

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                  • WinnerNotSinner
                    Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 951

                    #10
                    Re: Completing The Common Saying... TC Style!

                    Whatever goes up, must come down ... Apart from True Christians(tm)!
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                    A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                    "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                    Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                    If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                    GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78552

                      #11
                      Re: Completing The Common Saying... TC Style!

                      A rolling stone gathers no moss, and a True Christian(tm) gathers no sin!
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Pastor Rune Enoe
                        Apostle of the North
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 11678

                        #12
                        Re: Completing The Common Saying... TC Style!

                        The devil may quote scripture for his own purpose, . . .

                        . . . but he doesn't hold a candle to a True Christian™ theologian.
                        A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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                        • Cranky Old Man
                          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                          You kids get off his lawn!
                           
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 22355

                          #13
                          Re: Completing The Common Saying... TC Style!

                          All good things come to an end . . .

                          . . . but burning in Hell lasts forever!



                          Matthew 25:41 "Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels"

                          .
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • Deaner
                            Christ's Love Messenger
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5932

                            #14
                            Re: Completing The Common Saying... TC Style!

                            I met a poor beggar while walking down the street

                            He said give me a quarter; I'll even lick it off your feet

                            I said get away from me you dirty creep

                            Get on your knees and become one of Christ's sheep

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                            • Redeemed Papist
                              Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2011
                              • 10409

                              #15
                              Re: Completing The Common Saying... TC Style!

                              You looking for trouble?

                              You've come to the right place.

                              Hebrews 10:31 It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God.
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                              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                              The truth about volcanos
                              Sex and debauchery in public schools
                              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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