Completing The Common Saying... TC Style!

[Born Again Bob]

Curiosity killed the cat.

Satisfaction brought him back.

Then Brother Bobby-Joe sank the cat in Landover Lake with a brick tied to his rear paws.

That was the last we've heard from the cat.

Yours in Him,
BAB

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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God helps those who help themselves.

. . . helps them into His Lake of Fire to be burned alive for all eternity, unless what they're helping themselves to is a healthy daily serving of Jesus!

[John North]

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Bend Over Backwards:

…until you crack, you God mocking gymnasts.

[Nobar King]

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It doesn't hurt to look good,

Until you get raped~!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Where there's a will apart from God's, there's a way to the lake of fire.

All good things must come to an end except praising Jesus in Heaven.

[Deaner]

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Curiosity killed the cat.

Satisfaction brought him back.

Then Brother Bobby-Joe sank the cat in Landover Lake with a brick tied to his rear paws.

That was the last we've heard from the cat.

But then Bobby Joe felt bad
And rescued the cat by removing the brick that held the cat back
But when he saw the condition of the cat
He threw it back in and it's never come back

[Cursed]

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Where there's a will apart from God's, there's a way to the lake of fire.

All good things must come to an end except praising Jesus in Heaven.

I can't wait to sing the praises of my master FOREVER and EVER and EVER and EVER!

In Heaven, you don't even have to sleep or use the bathroom, so you can just keeping singing!

I can think of no better way to spend eternity, Praise Him! I hope I die tonight in my sleep!

[Deaner]

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I'm gonna wear this shirt; do you think it looks OK?

I really don't care; I'm gonna wear it anyway.

I asked Jesus and he had this to say...

Get away from me you prick; and get on your knees and pray.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Zeke likes orange juice. But only whores use frozen concentrate.

[WinnerNotSinner]

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Whatever goes up, must come down ... Apart from True Christians(tm)!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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A rolling stone gathers no moss, and a True Christian(tm) gathers no sin!

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

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The devil may quote scripture for his own purpose, . . .

. . . but he doesn't hold a candle to a True Christian™ theologian.

[Cranky Old Man]

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All good things come to an end . . .

. . . but burning in Hell lasts forever!



Matthew 25:41 "Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels"

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[Deaner]

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I met a poor beggar while walking down the street

He said give me a quarter; I'll even lick it off your feet

I said get away from me you dirty creep

Get on your knees and become one of Christ's sheep

[Redeemed Papist]

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You looking for trouble?

You've come to the right place.

Hebrews 10:31 It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God.