[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Rumors you have heard about Maurice Lester?

I've heard that when he was an altar boy he once spent an entire mass under the priests' man-dress-thing doing filthy fag things.

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: Rumors you have heard about Maurice Lester?

Hello Father Maurice Lester.

You think you are smart but you should have used oneself instead of one's self plus you are still being condescending and if I can see that Jesus can see that.

Thank you.

Rusty

[A Follower]

Re: Rumors you have heard about Maurice Lester?

Even the pope is asking where he gets his money from.

"...Blood-stained money, blood-stained power, you can't bring it with you to your next life. Repent. There's still time to not end up in hell, which is what awaits you if you continue on this path..."

Oh, that's piffling rich!

Haha, an atheist fighting papists over who has fewer morals. Did you forget you're both fighting for team Satan? I'm sure your master told you to harass us True Christians, not each other.

[Ex-soccer player]

Re: Rumors you have heard about Maurice Lester?

I have not heard any rumors about Maurice Lester but I have seen him be very mean and very sarcastic to True Christians™

Lester thinks he's better than us. He thinks of himself as an intellectual superior and he likes to make others feel small and stupid. God will judge him (Proverbs 16:18). Russel, you have allowed Jesus to enter your heart and this is the smartest thing a man can do so don't listen to what Lester says!

[Ex-soccer player]

Re: Rumors you have heard about Maurice Lester?

I heard that Lester is a controversial figure even among catholics. People wonder where all his money comes from.

Some people say it comes from relict business. Gullible fools and stupid tourists pay astronomical prices for alleged pieces of Jesus' cross and "holy water". Some leave large donations in their wills to catlick cheats. This has become a multi-billion dollar business just like drug trafficking or piracy. There is a small group of priests and bishops who pull the strings behind the scenes.

I'm not saying Lester is one of them. I know he has his lawyers in place.

There may be someone who looks like him. A look-alike.

Maybe Lester wants to tell us how he can afford his expensive lifestyle?

[Nobar King]

Re: Rumors you have heard about Maurice Lester?

He re-uses his taglines.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Rumors you have heard about Maurice Lester?

I've heard that when he was an altar boy he once spent an entire mass under the priests' man-dress-thing doing filthy fag things.

Now, Brother, that one just isn't credible. Who can believe that it was only once?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Rumors you have heard about Maurice Lester?

I hear he shaves his legs.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Rumors you have heard about Maurice Lester?

The rumor I heard is that the new Pope looked over Father Lester's resume.

He put Lester's resume in a pile with other Padras for a special opportunity, an outreach office in Syria.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Rumors you have heard about Maurice Lester?

I heard he had Mathangi Arulpragasam aka M.I.A. excommunicated. He claims they stole Paper Airplanes from him.

Apparently, Mo had written it as his life story and had already tapped the Benedictine Monks of Santo Domingo featuring Michael Winslow of the Police Academy movies to perform it when somehow M.I.A. stole it.

That's just what I hear.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Rumors you have heard about Maurice Lester?

I have it on excellent authority that "Father" Mo is locked up in a prison cell under the Vatican. It seems they caught him skimming off the Sunday collection plate.....Why am I not surprised?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Rumors you have heard about Maurice Lester?

locked up in a prison cell under the Vatican.

Well, there goes his anal integrity

YIC

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Rumors you have heard about Maurice Lester?

Well, there goes his anal integrity

Like he had any!

Good news, though. Would it be very wrong, just this once, to raise a toast to the Swiss Guard?