[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: My chastity belt is chafing!

I wasn't calling you a liar, forgive me if you felt that way, it just looks so uncomfortable. I bet you get some interesting looks in public (not meant in a bad way).

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: My chastity belt is chafing!

I wasn't calling you a liar, forgive me if you felt that way, it just looks so uncomfortable. I bet you get some interesting looks in public (not meant in a bad way).

A woman doesn't wear a chasitity belt for comfort! She wears it to protect herself from rape and to help curb the wanton thoughts she is prone to have.

Interesting looks in public? How so, it isn't like she goes around showing it off. Proper Christian ladies' clothing hides chastity belts quite well. Just looking at a lady in a chastity belt you can't tell she's wearing one.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: My chastity belt is chafing!

Thank you, Brother. The shame of talking with strange men about what I wear down there is getting to be too much.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My chastity belt is chafing!

A woman doesn't wear a chasitity belt for comfort! She wears it to protect herself from rape and to help curb the wanton thoughts she is prone to have.

Interesting looks in public? How so, it isn't like she goes around showing it off. Proper Christian ladies' clothing hides chastity belts quite well. Just looking at a lady in a chastity belt you can't tell she's wearing one.

For example our very feminine First Lady, Mrs. George W. Bush. You can't tell from looking at her that she is wearing one.

"Bras are often too formal for daytime. Instead, I simply tuck my breasts into the elastic waistband of my Dress Barn skirt (to keep them from giving me a black eye when I gallop through the West Wing). In case the French Embassy has its air-conditioning set too high, I complete the outfit by slinging a white, terrycloth Marriott bathrobe over my arm."
--Laura

Of course hers is a bit more high-tech. It was designed by the Secret Service and the DOF, after all.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: My chastity belt is chafing!

Of course hers is a bit more high-tech. It was designed by the Secret Service and the DOF, after all.

For which we must be very grateful. Can you imagine the terror and confusion that would spread across America if Al-Qaida were to find some way of tampering with the most important and revered ladyparts in the land? Truly, it doesn't bear thinking about.

[MapesInmate (On Moderation)]

Re: My chastity belt is chafing!

Certainly, Sister Tali!

As you well know, witnessing is hard work. At times, things can get intensely hands-on, as we slowly work over a sinner, probing deeply into his psyche, thrusting the Truth into his sin-addled mind, until the sinner finally comes (often with convulsions, shouts, and grunts!) to Jesus and prays to be filled with His Love!

Now, sometimes bodily force is required; you see, demons within the sinner often try to force him to run from the Truth!

Holding a sinner spread-eagled over the hood of a car in midwinter, well, sometimes one loses a glove. Therefore, applying a little Vaseline prior to witnessing helps avoid problems like chafing or cracking of the hands, which could distract a Brother or Pastor from witnessing as thoroughly or deeply as a sinner might require.

*grin*
Glad to see that the Men of the Church are doing such a fine job...witnessing.

[OnYourKnees]

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*grin*
Glad to see that the Men of the Church are doing such a fine job...witnessing.

I'm glad to see you're finally realizing how diligently we work to share the Truth of our Lord.

[shadow_dog]

Re: My chastity belt is chafing!

Do you guys really think that what you just comented is appropriate? First of all we are all part of a society with rules, like Human Rights. Among others, in these Human Rights rules clearly states that domestic violence it`s against the law & that men and women are equals, therefore I don`t see a reason why women should be treated like you guys do (see the back of your hands, be isolated when they menstruate, etc.). Furthermore, cooking and cleaning are not necesarily female duties. As we all know, for example, some of the best chefs nowadays are men. As for the chastity belt, it can`t be considered a good thing. If a man or a woman truly wants to prove his/hers love for Jesus, they`ll be able to control themselves (in every possible way). Looking at things differently, if a woman would want a taste of the pleasures of the flesh, even wearing a chastity belt, she can do that by performing oral or anal acts. Same principles can apply for men aswell. However, I don`t know how many of you know, but sexual pleasure can be achieved regardless of the sexual organs men & women have. I`m talking about tantra which doesn`t involve physical contact, just mental stimulation. In other words, LEARN TO CONTROL YOUR THOUGHTS FIRST!!!

This is all I have to say so far, may Jesus bless you all, brothers and sisters.

[Cranky Old Man]

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bla bla bla

IT'S ALL IN THE HOLY BIBLE !!!

Sjeesh, did they forget to close the door of the madhouse?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: My chastity belt is chafing!

Did you deliberately search for a thread about chastity belts, or are you trying to embarrass me by digging up a thread that's been dead for four years detailing a problem I haven't had for some time? I'm a married woman now and have a beautify, darling young son (and his sister)!!!

[Paul the Foreigner]

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Is there any man who wears (male-) chastity belt device ?
Should men wear ?

[Redeemed Papist]

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Is there any man who wears (male-) chastity belt device ?
Should men wear ?

I'm sure one of those gimp fetish stores will help you on your quest for Hell.

Why would any man want to wear some device? If all the women around him have been properly secured then there's no need to pay them any heed.

[Paul the Foreigner]

Re: My chastity belt is chafing!

I'm sure one of those gimp fetish stores will help you on your quest for Hell.

Why would any man want to wear some device? If all the women around him have been properly secured then there's no need to pay them any heed.

You are right.
But the chastity belt can protect the male genitals from own hands.
I think, masturbating is greater sin than wearing chastity belt.
Not every parent teaches their child for dangers of self-touch.
And if someone has problem with Addiction, the belt is great help, I think.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: My chastity belt is chafing!

You are right.
But the chastity belt can protect the male genitals from own hands.
I think, masturbating is greater sin than wearing chastity belt.
Not every parent teaches their child for dangers of self-touch.
And if someone has problem with Addiction, the belt is great help, I think.

At lest two pharmacy's in Freehold sell the Paul Buster - the Thorn in the Flesh anti self pollution device.

Alternatively, have you considered self castration?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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At lest two pharmacy's in Freehold sell the Paul Buster - the Thorn in the Flesh anti self pollution device.

Alternatively, have you considered self castration?

Brother BJ, I've been advising this degenerate to become a eunuch for Christ for weeks now, but it hasn't got the guts. Which is unusual for a gypsy, right?

Matthew 19:12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.