[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

How would you know that?

I was really happy for a while and then all of a sudden God was nowhere to be found in my life. I had no choice other than to abandon my religion.

I am the vine, ye are the branches: He that abideth in me, and I in him, the same bringeth forth much fruit: for without me ye can do nothing.
John 15:5

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

How would you know that?

I was really happy for a while and then all of a sudden God was nowhere to be found in my life. I had no choice other than to abandon my religion.

Because here you are arguing with us and saying we aren't real Christians when we most certainly are! You'll never find another group of people with a firmer grasp of just how real God actually is and how deserving He is of our praise and unquestioning devotion.

[It'sMe]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

Because here you are arguing with us and saying we aren't real Christians when we most certainly are! You'll never find another group of people with a firmer grasp of just how real God actually is and how deserving He is of our praise and unquestioning devotion.

Then answer me these questions.

Do you truly believe that people with a different color skin are beneath you?

Do you believe woman are unworthy?

Why can't handicapped people attend church?

If I wear a braid, am I a harlot?

Do you truly believe it's alright for a man to murder his wife if he hates her, even if she wasn't a virgin when they married?

Do you truly believe that you can impossibly ever sin?

And that you have the right to judge other people?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

Then answer me these questions.

Do you truly believe that people with a different color skin are beneath you?

Do you believe woman are unworthy?

Why can't handicapped people attend church?

If I wear a braid, am I a harlot?

Do you truly believe it's alright for a man to murder his wife if he hates her, even if she wasn't a virgin when they married?

Do you truly believe that you can impossibly ever sin?

And that you have the right to judge other people?

The answers to all those questions are in the Bible. We follow the word of the Lord.

Read it to see if we are right. This is not a cop out. I have such faith in the word of God that it cannot fail to back us up 100%

I don't want to do the same as others and influence your journey to Salvation(c).

[It'sMe]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

The answers to all those questions are in the Bible. We follow the word of the Lord.

Read it to see if we are right. This is not a cop out. I have such faith in the word of God that it cannot fail to back us up 100%

I don't want to do the same as others and influence your journey to Salvation©.

Wow. Just wow.

If that's how God is. Then I don't want anything to do with him.

Now can someone please tell me how I can terminate my account on this despicable website?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

Wow. Just wow.

If that's how God is. Then I don't want anything to do with him.

Now can someone please tell me how I can terminate my account on this despicable website?

Dear Hatemonger;

I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[It'sMe]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

Dear Hatemonger;

I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

Dear "Pastor"

I've seen a lot of accounts being BANNED. Is this part of your idea of keeping 'unsaved' people around? I'd say you people are the scum in this situation Why?

Well, mostly because you all avoid my questions like a plague. Maybe because you know you're wrong? Does my logic and curiosity offend you?

Let me define something for you

terminate: To discontinue the employment of; dismiss, to bring to an end or halt.

exit:to go out; leave.

Meaning I want to terminate the account so I don't still receive any pointless e-mails or letters from you people.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

Dear "Pastor"

I've seen a lot of accounts being BANNED. Is this part of your idea of keeping 'unsaved' people around? I'd say you people are the scum in this situation Why?

Well, mostly because you all avoid my questions like a plague. Maybe because you know you're wrong? Does my logic and curiosity offend you?

Let me define something for you

terminate: To discontinue the employment of; dismiss, to bring to an end or halt.

exit:to go out; leave.

Meaning I want to terminate the account so I don't still receive any pointless e-mails or letters from you people.

People have been banned, but in order to be banned one needs to blatantly break one of the rules, which so far you have managed to avoid (note: congratulations!).

Of course as Pastor Zeke mentions above, their posts, including the one that got them banned, will remain.

If you close your browser and never post here again, you will not receive anything from Landover Baptist.



YiC,

Zech

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

Hi, great to see you're reading The Bible.

Then answer me these questions.
Do you truly believe that people with a different color skin are beneath you?
Do you believe woman are unworthy?
Why can't handicapped people attend church?
If I wear a braid, am I a harlot?
Do you truly believe it's alright for a man to murder his wife if he hates her, even if she wasn't a virgin when they married?
Do you truly believe that you can impossibly ever sin?
And that you have the right to judge other people?

There was a little over ½hour between your posts which is less than a minute for each of Rev. Osborne's references, perhaps not enough time to read them in full context. I'm sure that if you did that you'd come to understand God's Majesty more fully rather than listen to the promptings of demons. What other explanation could there be for your knee-jerk conclusion “If that's how God is. Then I don't want anything to do with him.” Satan wants you to say that because he wants to see you tormented. From your 2nd post:

Wow. Just wow.

If that's how God is. Then I don't want anything to do with him.

When we are first confronted with God's Perfect Love the demons in control of our lives know that their time is up and will do anything to get us to stop reading The Bible. Here are the 50 references relevant to your enquiry:

1) Genesis 1-3.
2) Genesis 3:16
3) Genesis 6:11-13
4) Genesis 18:11-14
5) Leviticus 18:22
6) Leviticus 19:28
7) Leviticus 19:31
8) Leviticus 21:16-23
9) Numbers 23:22
10) Deuteronomy 8:17
11) Deuteronomy 22:11
12) Deuteronomy 22:13-21
13) Deuteronomy 22:28-29
14) Judges 2:1-3
15) 2 Chronicles 15:13
16) Psalms 14:1
17) Psalms 18:7
18) Psalms 37:3
19) Psalms 37:12-13
20) Psalms 58:3
21) Proverbs 3:9-10
22) Proverbs 28:25
23) Isaiah 38:8
24) Matthew 10:33
25) Matthew 10:34
26) Matthew 10:35-38
27) Matthew 16:23
28) Matthew 19:12
29) 2 John 1:9-11
30) 1 John 2:15
31) 1 Corinthians 5:11, 2 Corinthians 6:14-17, Ephesians 5:11
32) Exodus 22:18
33) Psalms 37:30, John 7:24, 1 Corinthians 5:12-13
34) 1 Corinthians 2:15
35) 1 Timothy 6:20-21
36) Deuteronomy 22:5
37) 1 Corinthians 14:34-35
38) 1 Timothy 2:12
39) 1 Timothy 2:9
40) Ephesians 5:22-24
41) Romans 13:2-6
42) 1 John 3:6-9
43) 1 Timothy 2:5-6
44) James 2:10, 2 Timothy 3:16
45) Matthew 5:17-19
46) Genesis 9:25-26
47) Mark 12:41-44
48) Isaiah 45:7
49) Exodus 4:11
50) Matthew 7:1-5

I would urge you to read them in context, prayerfully; when you understand The Truth I know that you'll be free of those demons forever.

ROMANS 8
28 And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose.
29 For whom he did foreknow, he also did predestinate to be conformed to the image of his Son, that he might be the firstborn among many brethren.
30 Moreover whom he did predestinate, them he also called: and whom he called, them he also justified: and whom he justified, them he also glorified.
31 What shall we then say to these things? If God be for us, who can be against us?
KJV . . . LOOK UP . . CONTEXT

Praise Him for His lovingkindness!

[It'sMe]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

People have been banned, but in order to be banned one needs to blatantly break one of the rules, which so far you have managed to avoid (note: congratulations!).

Of course as Pastor Zeke mentions above, their posts, including the one that got them banned, will remain.

If you close your browser and never post here again, you will not receive anything from Landover Baptist.



YiC,

Zech

Wow. I haven't broke the rules yet? Congratulations to me indeed.

I will leave, but I want to leave you people with one last thought.

If you truly believe the way to Heaven is by vigilantly obeying the Bible, sometimes even manipulating the Script to suit your argument, then you leave no room for modern development. May I remind you the Bible was written by man, and not God himself.

I remember reading somewhere in the Old Testament that it was considered a sin for a woman to walk in public while she was pregnant. Did your mother stay inside the house for nine months, not once stepping outside until your birth? And if she was walking around outside, like most pregnant women do these days, then doesn't that mean you were born in sin? And if so, doesn't that contradict your earlier statement about it being impossible for a Christian to sin?

These are just some of the questions I have about your arguments. You people discriminate and then try to justify it by wrongly quoting from the bible. You think other races are beneath you, you think women are unworthy and unequal and you believe in murder and unfairness.

How is this the way of God? I just read one of the accounts where the guy said and I quote: "On the look out for wife #6" wow? And here I thought the Bible said that divorcing from your wife/husband is a sin.

You think you are perfect little Christians, but you have so many flaws. I would't be surprised if Satan himself was behind this whole site.

[It'sMe]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

Hi, great to see you're reading The Bible.

There was a little over ½hour between your posts which is less than a minute for each of Rev. Osborne's references, perhaps not enough time to read them in full context. I'm sure that if you did that you'd come to understand God's Majesty more fully rather than listen to the promptings of demons. What other explanation could there be for your knee-jerk conclusion “If that's how God is. Then I don't want anything to do with him.” Satan wants you to say that because he wants to see you tormented. From your 2nd post:
When we are first confronted with God's Perfect Love the demons in control of our lives know that their time is up and will do anything to get us to stop reading The Bible. Here are the 50 references relevant to your enquiry:

I would urge you to read them in context, prayerfully; when you understand The Truth I know that you'll be free of those demons forever.

ROMANS 8
28 And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose.
29 For whom he did foreknow, he also did predestinate to be conformed to the image of his Son, that he might be the firstborn among many brethren.
30 Moreover whom he did predestinate, them he also called: and whom he called, them he also justified: and whom he justified, them he also glorified.
31 What shall we then say to these things? If God be for us, who can be against us?
KJV . . . LOOK UP . . CONTEXT

Praise Him for His lovingkindness!

You basically just gave me evidence that you all indeed are racists, sexists and that you discriminate against people who are handicapped.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

Wow. I haven't broke the rules yet? Congratulations to me indeed.

I will leave, but I want to leave you people with one last thought.

If you truly believe the way to Heaven is by vigilantly obeying the Bible, sometimes even manipulating the Script to suit your argument, then you leave no room for modern development. May I remind you the Bible was written by man, and not God himself.

I remember reading somewhere in the Old Testament that it was considered a sin for a woman to walk in public while she was pregnant. Did your mother stay inside the house for nine months, not once stepping outside until your birth? And if she was walking around outside, like most pregnant women do these days, then doesn't that mean you were born in sin? And if so, doesn't that contradict your earlier statement about it being impossible for a Christian to sin?

These are just some of the questions I have about your arguments. You people discriminate and then try to justify it by wrongly quoting from the bible. You think other races are beneath you, you think women are unworthy and unequal and you believe in murder and unfairness.

How is this the way of God? I just read one of the accounts where the guy said and I quote: "On the look out for wife #6" wow? And here I thought the Bible said that divorcing from your wife/husband is a sin.

You think you are perfect little Christians, but you have so many flaws. I would't be surprised if Satan himself was behind this whole site.

If you can show me ONE place where a True Christian(tm) has misquoted or misinterpreted it an ANY way, I will gladly donate $1,000 to the Jesus-hating charity of your choice.

You have 1 hour.

Tick tock!

YiC,

Zech

[It'sMe]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

If you can show me ONE place where a True Christian™ has misquoted or misinterpreted it an ANY way, I will gladly donate $1,000 to the Jesus-hating charity of your choice.

You have 1 hour.

Tick tock!

YiC,

Zech

Only one hour? Are you scared I might actually find something?

This isn't some badly directed action movie where you can tell me I have only one hour. I can take however long I damn well want to.

Again, I repeat again, you ignore the main issue I have appointed. You know I'm right, so you only address the parts of my message where you feel you have control and are right.

You have only served to prove my point.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

Only one hour? Are you scared I might actually find something?

This isn't some badly directed action movie where you can tell me I have only one hour. I can take however long I damn well want to.

Again, I repeat again, you ignore the main issue I have appointed. You know I'm right, so you only address the parts of my message where you feel you have control and are right.

You have only served to prove my point.

How long do you need? It would seem that if we were misquoting the Bible left and right, you would be able to find dozens, maybe even hundreds, of examples in that time.

But, you and I both know a secret: you have not seen a single instance of us misquoting or giving a private interpretation of Scripture.



Sure, you've seen some things that made you pause, but if you actually took the time to read the verses posted, and more importantly read them in context (i.e., read the complete chapter, or book), you know we are right.

It hurts to know you've been lied to about God and Jesus and the Bible your whole life...trust me, I know. I went through the exact same process you are only now starting.

Do me a favor: even if you decide to leave, get a KJV Bible and start at Genesis 1:1 and end at Revelation 22:21, take lots of notes, reread the parts that are difficult to understand.

SKIP NOTHING.

Come back here when you're done (should only take a few weeks, even at a leisurely pace).

I'm praying for you!

YiC,

Zech

[Brother Jared]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

Only one hour? Are you scared I might actually find something?

This isn't some badly directed action movie where you can tell me I have only one hour. I can take however long I damn well want to.

Again, I repeat again, you ignore the main issue I have appointed. You know I'm right, so you only address the parts of my message where you feel you have control and are right.

You have only served to prove my point.

No, we know you're wrong. You accuse us for not answering your questions, yet you refuse to read the Bible and the scripture references we post. Now who's the ignorant?

Just know this: it is never too late to accept Jesus and the Truth™. You too can be saved if you work hard and start accepting the whole Bible as God's words instead of cherry picking the parts of the Bible you like.

You might think you know what True Christianity™ is, but stick around this forum and you'll find out what it really is.