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  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12964

    #16
    Re: Will there be sex in Heaven?

    Originally posted by krunsch View Post
    I am wondering. In the beginning of the bible it says, that after Adam and Eve tried the apple, they were ashamed of their nudeness and hid behind a tree, after which god threw them out of paradise.

    Now, is heaven the same as paradise?
    No.
    Revelation 21:1 And I saw a new heaven and a new earth: for the first heaven and the first earth were passed away; and there was no more sea.


    How could it be the same as the Garden of Eden if the whole earth will be destroyed and a new one will be made?

    Now please stop babbling about your pervert sex fantasies and do something productive, e.g. read the Holy Bible.
    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #17
      Re: Will there be sex in Heaven?

      Heaven is not some kind of hippie nudist swingers colony on pillow clouds. I don't know where you got that idea.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • krunsch
        Unsaved trash, Nazi Pervert
        • Oct 2013
        • 123

        #18
        Re: Will there be sex in Heaven?

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        You are not only a nazi but a perverted imbecile to boot. Since you reject God's Holy Word, I can only assume that you are attempting to play "gotcha" with us. Go back and tell your master satan that we cannot be broken.
        I am going to be happy for the next 50 years that you will spend eternity being ashamed for being naked. Your own personal hell.

        And then, after 50 years, what will happen then? Right. NOTHING. Pure nothingness. I will cease to exist. That's it for me. No eternal damnation, no eternal fire, no heaven, just nothing. Finite. Game over. Shutdown.

        And by the way, playing gotcha with you is really easy, since I am roughly 50 times more intelligent than you. Any dimwitt has more brains than you. Hell, your doormat could play gotcha with you.
        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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        • Didymus Much
          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
          • Jun 2010
          • 14079

          #19
          Re: Will there be sex in Heaven?

          Originally posted by krunsch View Post
          ...And then, after 50 years, what will happen then? Right. NOTHING. Pure nothingness...
          And your proof of that? Please, do share.

          ...I am roughly 50 times more intelligent than you...
          First I was but then I was

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          • Basilissa
            South of the Border outreach program
            True Christian™
             
            • Mar 2013
            • 12964

            #20
            Re: Will there be sex in Heaven?

            Originally posted by krunsch View Post
            And then, after 50 years, what will happen then? Right. NOTHING. Pure nothingness. I will cease to exist. That's it for me. No eternal damnation, no eternal fire, no heaven, just nothing. Finite. Game over. Shutdown.

            And by the way, playing gotcha with you is really easy, since I am roughly 50 times more intelligent than you.
            A question to krunchy and Didymus: is 50 some kind of magic number for all of you atheists? Krunchy, are you trying to put a spell on us or something?
            God created fossils to test our faith.

            * * *

            My favorite LBC sermons:
            True Christians are Perfect!
            True Christian™ Love.
            Salvation™ made Easy!
            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
            God HATES Rational Thinking!
            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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            • Zechariah Smyth
              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 15251

              #21
              Re: Will there be sex in Heaven?

              Good grief, I wholeheartedly PRAY that there is not sex in Heaven: it's enough of a chore now, even when there is a defined reason for the ugly deed (Genesis 1:28), so I can't even imagine continuing this thankless task in Heaven.

              I mean seriously: sex? With a woman?

              WHY???

              At least when I was queer, those boys put their back in to it, and it wasn't like driving down a perfectly flat road with no curves and no billboards and no late-night FM radio.



              YiC,

              Zech
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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14079

                #22
                Re: Will there be sex in Heaven?

                Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                ...is 50 some kind of magic number for all of you atheists?...
                I dunno what he's on about 50. Prefer 42 myself (except at roulette [or bridge {or backgammon}]).

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                • WashedWithHisBlood
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Dec 2012
                  • 177

                  #23
                  Re: Will there be sex in Heaven?

                  Sex in heaven?... Well whether there will be sex or no sex in heaven- I as a Christian know that I won't need it. Cause I KNOW that the kind of pleasure that JESUS gives in heaven feels better than all sort of sexual position that ever exist.
                  Job 38:11 And said, Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further: and here shall thy proud waves be stayed.

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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22879

                    #24
                    Re: Will there be sex in Heaven?

                    I don't think that is the right attitude at all! You don't go to heaven even thinking about "pleasure".

                    It is a well-known fact that there can be no happiness without pain and sorrow, so God spent a lot of time making sure that, on earth, there were sufficient painful and disgusting things here. Once in heaven, there will be no pain and suffering.

                    You might think that this would then mean that the lack of pain and suffering means there could be no happiness in Heaven. But you'd be wrong. Heaven is a mystery - a Godly mystery. It is for that reason that the Bible is heavy on descriptions of Hell, but light when it comes to describing the indescribable...

                    Now that might seem as if I am saying nobody has the slightest idea what heaven is like, because nobody (except Jesus and he didn't say much about it) has been there and come back to earth. This is not the case at all. It is a matter of just not having human words to describe it.

                    I hope that gives you a clearer picture.
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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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