[James Hutchins]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Jesus's Blood was wine, that f***er was wasted 24/7 how can an old man with Alzheimer such as your self believe any of the shit he said

Friend, the color of your jealousy 'rages through' as you queers say. Very unattractive.
I imagine your mother was very diappointed to discover her child, though mentally weak, choose to be queer too. Sort of like cutting off the body to spite the left hand, as it were.

[James Hutchins]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

the pope has more in common with mcdonalds than you as they both like sticking their meat in 10 year old buns

No doubt.
Fortunately for us, we are not ring kissing papists, we are actual Christians.
But do tell more, as you claim to be very versed on the subject of meat and buns.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

So both of you think that by coming onto our board and acting the way that you're acting is going to convince us that left handed people are productive members of society?

When I meet a left-handed True Christian(c) I'll think about it, but until then, all you're doing is proving Brother Kristofferson, the Pastors, and the Bible right.

[the left atheist]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Friend, the color of your jealousy 'rages through' as you queers say. Very unattractive.
I imagine your mother was very diappointed to discover her child, though mentally weak, choose to be queer too. Sort of like cutting off the body to spite the left hand, as it were.

haha you don't know me, or my mother. She was very supportive of my choices.

[James Hutchins]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

haha you don't know me, or my mother. She was very supportive of my choices.

Not intimately, like you apparently do.

However, you have filled us with more than enough tawdry tales to 'fill in the blanks' as you homersexualizers do.

You see, when a whore has a bastard child, that child and the next ten generations are doomed to Hell. The Holy Bible tells us this. So your mother has untold guilt for ruining your time after life on Earth.

Deuteronomy 23:2
A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord.


No friend, I think we all know your little tail!

[Victor]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Oh no! I'll need to correct this non-Christian error. Did the devil use me as his slave by making me use my left hand?
Jesus save me.

[GWBandtheLord]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

The left is the hand of the Devil! At the age of 16, when I learned to write, I found I was "left-handed"! So I did the only logical thing. I took my mother's cutlery, and remove the evil hand from my arm in the name of the Lord Jesus! It has since been three years by the Lord's count. I find it near impossible to write with me right hand, so I just don't write. What's the point? I have yet to learn to read. (I have the Bible memorized from listening to Pastor!)

Bless all!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

The left is the hand of the Devil! At the age of 16, when I learned to write, I found I was "left-handed"! So I did the only logical thing. I took my mother's cutlery, and remove the evil hand from my arm in the name of the Lord Jesus! It has since been three years by the Lord's count. I find it near impossible to write with me right hand, so I just don't write. What's the point? I have yet to learn to read. (I have the Bible memorized from listening to Pastor!)

Bless all!

Well praise the Lord Jesus you didn't succumb to the temptation of using your left hand! Please introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! Be sure to read this helpful guide for newcomers, and remember, if you want to share your opinion, kindly provide the scriptural support for it.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Not quite sure why your mother went to such an extreme, where was your father in this?

As for not being able to write, I don't think that has anything to do with losing your left hand. The standard treatment for "lefties" was to tie their left hand either to the chair or to the desk while they wrote in school. I know two people who as adults lost use of their left hands (sickular people) through accidents who learned how to use their Godly hand, one was over the age of 30.

Sounds like you're just making excuses for yourself

[usmonkeyssareannoying]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

You guys are so stupid it is beyond belief. You call yourselves Christians; yeah, right. Everything about this site is ridiculous. You all are cruel, hearless, Godless people with no compassion or no want for equality.

Hey guys, let's all be copies of each other. Let's have no one be unique in the slightest! We can march in lines all day and preach to these damned morons!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

You guys are so stupid it is beyond belief. You call yourselves Christians; yeah, right. Everything about this site is ridiculous. You all are cruel, hearless, Godless people with no compassion or no want for equality.

Hey guys, let's all be copies of each other. Let's have no one be unique in the slightest! We can march in lines all day and preach to these damned mormons!

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Basilissa]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

You guys are so stupid it is beyond belief. You call yourselves Christians; yeah, right. Everything about this site is ridiculous. You all are cruel, hearless, Godless people with no compassion or no want for equality.

Hey guys, let's all be copies of each other. Let's have no one be unique in the slightest! We can march in lines all day and preach to these damned mormons!

1. What Pastor Ezekiel said

2. You are not making much sense, but could you please provide a shred of evidence to support your claim? Oh, right, you can't, because we are following the Bible and you are not!

[usmonkeyssareannoying]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

Right, like I said, cruel and heartless. All you guys do is insult others and make people feel terrible about themselves. Yep, I've encountered others who felt so bad about what you've said about something so insignificant about themselves such as being left-handed that they tried to force themselves out of doing that. I bet the idiots who don't do their research don't know what kind of dangers switching your dominance in hands from one to the other poses to a person, right?

Allow me to explain.

1. Left-handed people use their left hand because they don't want to have to spend years trying to write with a hand not meant to be written with. I'm sure if you tried to write with your left hand, you would hate everything about doing it as well.

2. Left-handed people use their left hand because they don't want to wet the bed every night. It messes with your brain patterns when you force your brain from using its right side to its left side (right-handed people use their left side of the brain dominantly, OOHHHHH NOOOOO) causing the body's normal patterns to change. Long story short: you pee your bed very often for a while.

3. Left-handed people use their left hand because they prefer their speech patterns to remain the same, as normal as it's supposed to be. That means no stuttering, which is a side effect of being forced into using your opposite hand.

If you want to read more, go here: http://www.anythinglefthanded.co.uk/....As4EnyNF.dpbs although I doubt you'll believe any of it because it's a site all for left-handed people, and you guys are too close-minded, ignorant, and stubborn to try to see both sides of an argument. I'm a sensible person who DOES see both sides of an argument. As bad of an argument you people have, I can see why you believe certain things. But still, that won't change the fact that using ONE OF THE TWO HANDS GIVEN TO US more than the other is going to change ANYTHING. How about you go get your left arm and left leg cut off, hm? How easy will life be? Can you survive solely on the right side of your body? What if I cut out the left side of your brain, which is the dominant side of your brain? How will becoming a brain-damaged mentally challenged person go for you? You'll probably die from that. 99.9% of a chance. Boy, would that be nice. Less of a biased and close-minded population.

I wish you people were sensible. I wish you considered things, weren't so rude to people trying to defend how they were born and how their mind is programmed, etc. I know you'll never believe me but you all are VERY rude to people like that. You'll take this the wrong way but whatever, I don't care. You know the truth about yourselves, you just don't WANT to listen. You try to speak for God, acting like you're him. The first commandment specifically talks about this. You can't speak for God, so please stop trying. I'll use whatever hand I want. You act like you don't even lift a finger on your left hand ever. I'm sorry I use it a liiittle more often than you.

I'm even ambidextrous. I use my right hand dominantly for a lot of things, as well. I like to switch. Does that make me a demigod? Only half of the Devil's spawn? Okay, sure.

[usmonkeyssareannoying]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

1. What Pastor Ezekiel said

2. You are not making much sense, but could you please provide a shred of evidence to support your claim? Oh, right, you can't, because we are following the Bible and you are not!

Proof of what, that you guys are cruel, heartless, and haven't got a clue? Well, the evidence is all right here. Any sensible person can see that.

Just so you know, since it looks really dumb, the last word of my message you quoted wasn't meant to be "Mormons"...this site autocorrected it. It's basically the insult of that word without the second M in the middle.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

I'm even ambidextrous. I use my right hand dominantly for a lot of things, as well. I like to switch. Does that make me a demigod? Only half of the Devil's spawn? Okay, sure.

No it makes you a "switch", which is absolutely disgusting. Does your boyfriend know about your girlfriend and vice versa?

You satan worshipers make me sick.