How to deal with male hairdressers?

[Titus Templeton]

My mother who is 93 years old is my personal haircutter since more then 50 years.
I was very pleased to her because i was able to save much money. Unfortunately her health had become worser and worser over the last years. She also works in my garden over the summer, she says she gets too old for that kind of work, but i know that she needs that. Everyone needs a job to stay alive, so i think she needs that work to stay healthy. Nevertheless i could not convince her to do my haircut again...


Alright that was the beginning of my misery. I finally went to an local hairdresser. I had a very bad feeling about all that because i am not used to meet people which are not Christians or in my local Church. But I had no other choice and so i went to an small Barbershop in my town.
I went in and a small blonde woman welcomed me, she smiled in a very lovely way. I confirmed my name to her and she told me that they reserved a seat for me.

Alright up to this point i was relaxed and the woman led me to a special seat which was made for the hair washing. I sat down and lean back, put my head back over the washbasin. I watched the ceeiling a while, then a male came over to me.

I can tell you Brothers and Sisters, it was awful. The guy looked like a gay. He had tight pants and a shirt with open arms. His hairstyle was gay, and i believe there was also make up in his face. So he started to wash my hairs, his fingers touched my head over and over again. I can not describe it completly but i had the feeling that he tried to stroke my scalp. I became more and more nervous, i did not knew what to do with my eyes. Should i watch the ceeling or should i close my eyes and think of the Bible?

I can honestly say that this moment was one of the worst in my whole life. That gay doesn't even thought about to stop his doings. After he massaged my head with his shampoo, he started to wash it out with water. He asked me:" Is it warm enough?" and all i could say was "Yes" and i just nooded my head.
I wanted to stand up of this seat and run away, never come back. But i knew i couldn't because all that people would watch me and laught.

So after the torture was over he led me to another seat in fron of a mirror. He asked me how i want my haircut, but all i wanted to do was to come out of that situation. I just told him to make them short.

He started to cut my hair, over and over again i saw how his eyes watched me throught the mirror. I felt that he doesn't look on my hairs, he watched my face, probably he had homosexuall thoughts. I was trapped in that seat more then half an hour....

After it was over i was completly confused and when i was home it occured to me that my jacket is still hanging in the barber shop.
So i went a second time there. I wstood a while in front of the store window because i waited on the moment i could go in without been seen.

So I will never, never visit any barber shop again! This was the most embarrasing moment in my whole life. I prefer to cut my hairs by miself instead of feeling gay-fingers on my head again!

[Cody Parsons]

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U shouldnt go to anyone who calls themselves a hairdresser because thats just gay. A real man who cuts hair only calls himself a barber. Did u go to a beauty salon instead of a barber shop by mistake. There should not be any girls working there and all the magazines should be good mens magazines like Sports Illustrated or Maxim. If u see any girls magazines u should leave right away and go to a barber shop because uve found urself in a beauty salon by accident.

[Rudolf Cooper]

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My mother who is 93 years old is my personal haircutter since more then 50 years.
I was very pleased to her because i was able to save much money. Unfortunately her health had become worser and worser over the last years. She also works in my garden over the summer, she says she gets too old for that kind of work, but i know that she needs that. Everyone needs a job to stay alive, so i think she needs that work to stay healthy. Nevertheless i could not convince her to do my haircut again...


Alright that was the beginning of my misery. I finally went to an local hairdresser. I had a very bad feeling about all that because i am not used to meet people which are not Christians or in my local Church. But I had no other choice and so i went to an small Barbershop in my town.
I went in and a small blonde woman welcomed me, she smiled in a very lovely way. I confirmed my name to her and she told me that they reserved a seat for me.

Alright up to this point i was relaxed and the woman led me to a special seat which was made for the hair washing. I sat down and lean back, put my head back over the washbasin. I watched the ceeiling a while, then a male came over to me.

I can tell you Brothers and Sisters, it was awful. The guy looked like a gay. He had tight pants and a shirt with open arms. His hairstyle was gay, and i believe there was also make up in his face. So he started to wash my hairs, his fingers touched my head over and over again. I can not describe it completly but i had the feeling that he tried to stroke my scalp. I became more and more nervous, i did not knew what to do with my eyes. Should i watch the ceeling or should i close my eyes and think of the Bible?

I can honestly say that this moment was one of the worst in my whole life. That gay doesn't even thought about to stop his doings. After he massaged my head with his shampoo, he started to wash it out with water. He asked me:" Is it warm enough?" and all i could say was "Yes" and i just nooded my head.
I wanted to stand up of this seat and run away, never come back. But i knew i couldn't because all that people would watch me and laught.

So after the torture was over he led me to another seat in fron of a mirror. He asked me how i want my haircut, but all i wanted to do was to come out of that situation. I just told him to make them short.

He started to cut my hair, over and over again i saw how his eyes watched me throught the mirror. I felt that he doesn't look on my hairs, he watched my face, probably he had homosexuall thoughts. I was trapped in that seat more then half an hour....

After it was over i was completly confused and when i was home it occured to me that my jacket is still hanging in the barber shop.
So i went a second time there. I wstood a while in front of the store window because i waited on the moment i could go in without been seen.

So I will never, never visit any barber shop again! This was the most embarrasing moment in my whole life. I prefer to cut my hairs by miself instead of feeling gay-fingers on my head again!

Maybe he looked at your face so much because you were nervous (you were certainly making weird faces or some kind) and he probably curious why.

It's not because someone's gay he wants to 'jump' every man he sees.

[Seth Campbell]

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U shouldnt go to anyone who calls themselves a hairdresser because thats just gay. A real man who cuts hair only calls himself a barber. Did u go to a beauty salon instead of a barber shop by mistake. There should not be any girls working there and all the magazines should be good mens magazines like Sports Illustrated or Maxim. If u see any girls magazines u should leave right away and go to a barber shop because uve found urself in a beauty salon by accident.

I have to agree with Cody on this, look for a Barber Shop (not a Barber Shoppe, that just screams homer) and look around. They shouldn't sell a lot of "products" and the magazines should be "manly" as pointed out. Yes a man will be cutting your hair, but homers, as you found out, work in "salons" not Barber Shops.

[godismygod]

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But i knew i couldn't because all that people would watch me and laught.

The lord does not care about those who defy him; you should've done what is right.

[Nanaaa]

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Isn't it possible to ask for a certain hairdresser? So as example, if you know the name of that woman that greeted you, maybe you can ask her to cut your hair? Atleast here it's possible just to call to a salon and simply ask if Susan (or whoever) has free times for today.

[Watashi Wa Nihongo]

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I think I should make a good first impression by agreeing with the bible... but is everything in the bible purely accurate, isn't it like 2000 year old chinese whispers. Just asking

Meanwhile I have questions of my own but it says I can't post my own thread and after having looked at the reasons it appears Jesus has blocked my account and I am confused as to why.

[True Disciple]

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I think I should make a good first impression by agreeing with the bible...

If you want to make a good first impression, friend, you should agree with the Bible as well as introduce yourself in our Introduction Forum, as we like all new posters to do. And be sure to read this vital piece of information about our forum.

but is everything in the bible purely accurate, isn't it like 2000 year old chinese whispers. Just asking

No, the Bible definitely isn't written in Chinese. Who told you that? Some Bible-butchering false christian, probably. The Bible is 100% accurate, friend. After all, God Himself wrote it, and He knows everything, so there can't possibly be a mistake in the Bible.

Meanwhile I have questions of my own but it says I can't post my own thread and after having looked at the reasons it appears Jesus has blocked my account and I am confused as to why.

Because you need to introduce yourself first, friend. When you have done that, and proven yourself to be an enrichment to our Godly Forums, we probably may allow you to post your own threads.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I certainly hope people aren't really going to male hair dressers. The could give you the AIDS you know!

One little spittle of their AIDS infected lisp could land on you and BAM! You've got the AIDS.

[Watashi Wa Nihongo]

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If you want to make a good first impression, friend, you should agree with the Bible as well as introduce yourself in our Introduction Forum, as we like all new posters to do. And be sure to read this vital piece of information about our forum.

No, the Bible definitely isn't written in Chinese. Who told you that? Some Bible-butchering false christian, probably. The Bible is 100% accurate, friend. After all, God Himself wrote it, and He knows everything, so there can't possibly be a mistake in the Bible.

Because you need to introduce yourself first, friend. When you have done that, and proven yourself to be an enrichment to our Godly Forums, we probably may allow you to post your own threads.

Thank you. I did not see the automatic email that got sent to me upon my registration. I have now introduced myself in that forum.

I thought that scholars pieced together the bible from documents and stuff such as accounts written by Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. I learnt this when there was the article in the news about part of the bible not making the final cut which suggested that Jesus might have got married, I haven't read it myself but still, you must know about that.

[True Disciple]

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I thought that scholars pieced together the bible from documents and stuff such as accounts written by Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. I learnt this when there was the article in the news about part of the bible not making the final cut which suggested that Jesus might have got married, I haven't read it myself but still, you must know about that.

Friend, the Bible is written by God. Many so-called "Bible Scholars" try to corrupt the Bible and people's Faith by discrediting the authenticity of the texts. They do this because they hate God and are possessed by Satan:

Romans 16:17-18:
Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.
For they that are such serve not our Lord Jesus Christ, but their own belly; and by good words and fair speeches deceive the hearts of the simple.

Titus 1:10-14:
For there are many unruly and vain talkers and deceivers, specially they of the circumcision:
Whose mouths must be stopped, who subvert whole houses, teaching things which they ought not, for filthy lucre's sake.
One of themselves, even a prophet of their own, said, the Cretians are alway liars, evil beasts, slow bellies.
This witness is true. Wherefore rebuke them sharply, that they may be sound in the faith;
Not giving heed to Jewish fables, and commandments of men, that turn from the truth.

We True Christians(tm) are having nothing of that; if the Bible wasn't True, then why did God make it the most read book of the world? Clearly, God wants us to read the Bible.

[Titus Templeton]

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Here is a short update on what happend after that situation.
I have bought a hair trimmer. It is called " Udo Waltz coiffeur SALON EXERT". Udo Waltz is a very famous person in Germany, he has many different hairdressing saloons. Everytime there is a show about beauty or something you see his face. It is possible that he is gay too because the whole buisness is kind of gay BUT its only a product i have nothing more to do with that man.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Brother, have you considered a Hair-Wiz.

It's how I cut Zeke's hair once a month.

[Titus Templeton]

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I remember my last visit to Landover last year. Pastor Zekes special haircut was really worth seeing. I did not knew that it was made by you Sister BTB.
My mother always says:" Behind every great man is a woman" of course every great man needs a good meal 3 times a day and clean clothes to do the job!

But "Udo Waltz coiffeur Salon Expert" is also working great. I keep my head above the sink, so the hairs falling directly into it. I only open the water tap and the hairs are gone.