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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #1

    This is a picture of the demons that vist me at night:

    I've been having trouble with things that have been disappearing and I set up a camera to record images at night. This is what I saw the next day!

    They are some busy demons!
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
  • Deymark321
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jul 2011
    • 1

    #2
    Re: This is a picture of the demons that vist me at night:

    Demons do not exist you filthy old man!You should visit a shrink .

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    • HTannor
      America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 2612

      #3
      Re: This is a picture of the demons that vist me at night:

      Originally posted by Deymark321 View Post
      Demons do not exist you filthy old man!You should visit a shrink .
      Pay no attention to the polesmoker, Brother Nobar.

      Um, about that image: I thought Mayor Jo Hold ordered the highway crew to get rid of all that ditch weed growing around here. Did you hang onto a few baggies of it?
      The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

      "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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      • Redeemed Papist
        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2011
        • 10409

        #4
        Re: This is a picture of the demons that vist me at night:

        It is just typical of atheistical trolls that they deny such clear actual evidence of diabolical activities. They're quick enough to bang on abut their so-called evidence that Satan really put there to fool them but when you show them what Satan is really up to it's heads-in-the-sand time!
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
        The truth about volcanos
        Sex and debauchery in public schools
        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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        • The Bright Beast
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Apr 2011
          • 86

          #5
          Re: This is a picture of the demons that vist me at night:

          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          I've been having trouble with things that have been disappearing and I set up a camera to record images at night. This is what I saw the next day!

          They are some busy demons!
          Wow, you certainly have a lot of demons in your home! How recently has it been since you tithed a little extra to Landover? A good tithing always keeps the demons away, I find!

          Another thing you could try is perform an emergency baptism on everyone who has visited your house, they may have polluted it!
          Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.

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          • Palmer C. Eldrich
            Unsaved trash
            Current Status: Driving the Short Bus
             
            • Mar 2008
            • 349

            #6
            Re: This is a picture of the demons that vist me at night:

            It looks like those demons stole all of your furniture, too.
            Things are going to get worse before they get better.

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #7
              Re: This is a picture of the demons that vist me at night:

              Originally posted by Deymark321 View Post
              Demons do not exist you filthy old man!You should visit a shrink .
              I dare any atheist to PROVE demons don't exist.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78553

                #8
                Re: This is a picture of the demons that vist me at night:

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                I dare any atheist to PROVE demons don't exist.
                Of course they're real. They even have them on the internets!

                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Redeemed Papist
                  Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 10409

                  #9
                  Re: This is a picture of the demons that vist me at night:

                  Compelling and convincing stuff!
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                  Comment

                  • Devil's Advocate
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Aug 2011
                    • 6

                    #10
                    Re: This is a picture of the demons that vist me at night:

                    That looks suspiciously like a time lapse photo of the roomba automated vacuum cleaner. Why is your wife not vacuuming, you fool?

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                    • Peter Roy
                      Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
                      • Aug 2011
                      • 34

                      #11
                      Re: This is a picture of the demons that vist me at night:

                      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                      I've been having trouble with things that have been disappearing and I set up a camera to record images at night. This is what I saw the next day!

                      They are some busy demons!
                      Why do you have such a big empty room?

                      And yes, it looks supsiciously alot like those roomba automated vacuum cleaner lapse shot.

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                      • Cranky Old Man
                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                        You kids get off his lawn!
                         
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 22362

                        #12
                        Re: This is a picture of the demons that vist me at night:

                        Originally posted by Peter Roy View Post
                        Why do you have such a big empty room?
                        Why do you ask silly questions? All he needs is his chair and his Bible.
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • Daisy Mae Johnson
                          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15708

                          #13
                          Re: This is a picture of the demons that vist me at night:

                          I hope you aren't lighting candles in the evening Brother Nobar.

                          Demons ARE ATTRACTED TO CANDLES!
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                          • Peter Roy
                            Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
                            • Aug 2011
                            • 34

                            #14
                            Re: This is a picture of the demons that vist me at night:

                            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                            Why do you ask silly questions? All he needs is his chair and his Bible.
                            Not even a bed (or a table or shower or even a kitchen for a wife or even preparing food)?

                            How about a computer? You know, to actually to go on this site.

                            Why does he buys a house with big rooms, if he only has a chair?

                            I may ask silly questions, but you make silly suggestions.

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                            • Deaner
                              Christ's Love Messenger
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5932

                              #15
                              Re: This is a picture of the demons that vist me at night:

                              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                              I've been having trouble with things that have been disappearing and I set up a camera to record images at night. This is what I saw the next day!

                              They are some busy demons!

                              It looks like a mega-queer twister game orgy. Those demons are mo-mo's.

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