Living with atheists!

[Artofburning]

Hello friends!

I'm currently in a dire situation from which I can't escape and I need your holy advice on how to cope/deal with this.

I am currently rooming with two worthless atheists, a guy and his wife. The guy married about six months ago and moved his wife into our apartment. She does nothing all day, pays zero rent, is constantly farting, uses up the A/C that I pay for, eats my food, and calls me names (Jesus-freak, religitard). To make matters worse, her husband allows all of this to happen! He also allows her to do whatever she pleases and lets her walk all over him like a throw rug. It's absolutely disgraceful!

What should I do?! I can't bare living with these ungodly sacks of fecal matter any longer. The thought of God's justice being brought upon them -- their burning in hell forever and ever, their blood curdled screams echoing endlessly throughout Satan's lair -- is really the only solace I feel. Perhaps I should pray to God to get the ball rolling and to make this fantasy a reality? I just don't know, though, which is why I so desperately need your help!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Living with atheists!

Move out.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Living with atheists!

My friend, you set yourself up for this. No Christian should live with unsaved scum.

2 Corinthians 6:14 "Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?"

Evict them, donate their belongings to a local Baptist Church and tithe for your egregious sin in having them under your roof in the first place.

In Christ Jesus

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Living with atheists!

Move out.

This.

A wise man (I forget who, it'll come to me) once said, "Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself."

Zeke, it wasn't you who said that, was it?

Anyway, you've got your answer, Art.

[Artofburning]

Re: Living with atheists!

Thanks for the replies, friends.

I was contemplating today that perhaps I should wait for them to bring a baby into the world before I take action. I noticed large rocks located in the back of my apartment complex that I could easily smash their would-be child against. The Lord has condoned such violence, nonetheless.

Psalm 137:9:
"Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones."

[Zechariah Smyth]

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What do you mean, you can't escape? Pack up your stuff and LEAVE.

By staying there, you are giving your implicit approval of their repulsive deathstyle.

(Amos 3:3) "Can two walk together, except they be agreed?"



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Living with atheists!

Thanks for the replies, friends.

I was contemplating today that perhaps I should wait for them to bring a baby into the world before I take action. I noticed large rocks located in the back of my apartment complex that I could easily smash their would-be child against. The Lord has condoned such violence, nonetheless.

Psalm 137:9:
"Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones."

You need to get out now before you violate the commandment to follow secular law. We all at times see the need to kill unbelievers for their violation of God's laws but it's far better to campaign for the right to properly slaughter babies and heathens within the law. We need a proper Christian government if we are to stone people in righteousness.

[Artofburning]

Re: Living with atheists!

What do you mean, you can't escape? Pack up your stuff and LEAVE.

By staying there, you are giving your implicit approval of their repulsive deathstyle.

(Amos 3:3) "Can two walk together, except they be agreed?"



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

If I could, I would. Unfortunately, my lease agreement makes that a little difficult. I tried contacting management to have her removed but they said their hands were tied. I'm thinking about getting a restraining order, but it'll cost ME over a $100 to do so and will take over 30 days to process, and my lease agreement is up in 20.

God help me!

[Artofburning]

Re: Living with atheists!

You need to get out now before you violate the commandment to follow secular law. We all at times see the need to kill unbelievers for their violation of God's laws but it's far better to campaign for the right to properly slaughter babies and heathens within the law. We need a proper Christian government if we are to stone people in righteousness.

The constitution with its separation of church and state is absolute blasphemy. I'm so glad the vast majority of the founding fathers are roasting in hell for ratifying such a disgraceful and utterly immoral document.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Living with atheists!

If I could, I would. Unfortunately, my lease agreement makes that a little difficult. I tried contacting management to have her removed but they said their hands were tied. I'm thinking about getting a restraining order, but it'll cost ME over a $100 to do so and will take over 30 days to process, and my lease agreement is up in 20.

God help me!

1. You said you were roommates with this guy and then he got married, so she is not on the lease agreement.

2. Restraining orders generally take effect in 48 hours (or less) and cost nothing.

Seriously, I would live in an army surplus pup tent on Anton Lavey's grave-site before I lived under the roof with a filthy farting whore.

YiC,

Zech

[Artofburning]

Re: Living with atheists!

1. You said you were roommates with this guy and then he got married, so she is not on the lease agreement.

2. Restraining orders generally take effect in 48 hours (or less) and cost nothing.

Seriously, I would live in an army surplus pup tent on Anton Lavey's grave-site before I lived under the roof with a filthy farting whore.

YiC,

Zech

I apologize, I actually meant an eviction notice. And yes, she isn't under the lease, but because she's been here for more than 30 days, she's technically a resident -- as explained by a Sheriff's deputy -- and therefore would have to be evicted. He then told me the county law is really "gray" in that area, so the only option I had would have been to file a restraining order. Unfortunately, I didn't have enough "probable cause" to merit such an injunction, so that basically left me with no options.

[John Creeser]

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Have you tried to convert them?

Mark 16:15 And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature.

Romans 10:14 How then shall they call on him in whom they have not believed? and how shall they believe in him of whom they have not heard? and how shall they hear without a preacher?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Living with atheists!

If I could, I would. Unfortunately, my lease agreement makes that a little difficult. I tried contacting management to have her removed but they said their hands were tied. I'm thinking about getting a restraining order, but it'll cost ME over a $100 to do so and will take over 30 days to process, and my lease agreement is up in 20.

God help me!

Your lease agreement is up in 20 days, and yet you are on here whining about staying until she bears a child so you can kill it and them?

Pack your stuff and move.

That wise man who said not to complain about things you don't need to subject yourself to also said another wise thing: "Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them."

[Artofburning]

Re: Living with atheists!

Your lease agreement is up in 20 days, and yet you are on here whining about staying until she bears a child so you can kill it and them?

Pack your stuff and move.

That wise man who said not to complain about things you don't need to subject yourself to also said another wise thing: "Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them."

You're right, Reverend, as usual! How senseless it is to stay here where I'm at. I'm moving in the next couple of days! I wouldn't want to do something that could not only compromise my livelihood, but my salvation as well!

[WhoIamisfool]

Re: Living with atheists!

What is the purpose of this forum? None of you have even a clue as to what kind of hole you've been digging...