[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Living with atheists!

What is the purpose of this forum? None of you have even a clue as to what kind of hole you've been digging...

The purpose of the Landover Baptist Church forum is to praise Jesus and share the Truth about Jesus and the Bible.

You see, friend, once you understand the Truth, you too can be utterly free of sin. Never more will you worry about the afterlife, hell, and the horrors therein.

Wouldn't that be nice? You could be incapable of sin, like True Christians(tm)!

Now, exactly what "hole" has been dug? Please explain.

But first, please go over to the Introduction Forum and follow the idiot-proof instructions at the top of that page to provide us information about WhoYouAre.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Living with atheists!

What is the purpose of this forum? None of you have even a clue as to what kind of hole you've been digging...

It should be readily apparent that the purpose of this forum is to praise Jesus Christ and try to save heathen God-hating scum from an eternity of torment in the fires of Hell.

Now, why are you here and what is your purpose, my friend?

In Christ

[James Hutchins]

Re: Living with atheists!

What is the purpose of this forum? None of you have even a clue as to what kind of hole you've been digging...

Friend, if you do not know the purpose of the forum, why did you join? Did you also join the Girl Scouts, aux cage de folles and the USMC?

You are driving a car, full speed into a tunnel with your eyes closed and a train is coming.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Living with atheists!

What is the purpose of this forum? None of you have even a clue as to what kind of hole you've been digging...

I have been doing this for years so I am glad it took you only a single post to figure it all out...



That sound you are hearing is the emptiness of your own head. Enjoy it while it lasts, as you will spend eternity listening to the sound of your own screaming while you are tortured by Satan.

[Artofburning]

Re: Living with atheists!

What is the purpose of this forum? None of you have even a clue as to what kind of hole you've been digging...

Matthew 7:1:
Judge not, that ye be not judged.

Glance over that verse a couple of more times, hyprocite.

[Seventy]

Re: Living with atheists!

Thanks for the replies, friends.

I was contemplating today that perhaps I should wait for them to bring a baby into the world before I take action. I noticed large rocks located in the back of my apartment complex that I could easily smash their would-be child against. The Lord has condoned such violence, nonetheless.

Psalm 137:9:
"Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones."

Didn't you get the memo? You are to obey all secular laws,God also commanded this. I don't know why your mentors here didn't instruct you in this matter after you made this vile comment. But I will watch the news to see if I hear of you.In the meantime read up on the scripture about secular obedience.

http://biblia.com/bible/kjv1900/1%20Peter%202.13-15

[Levi Jones]

Re: Living with atheists!

Didn't you get the memo? You are to obey all secular laws,God also commanded this. I don't know why your mentors here didn't instruct you in this matter after you made this vile comment. But I will watch the news to see if I hear of you.In the meantime read up on the scripture about secular obedience.

http://biblia.com/bible/kjv1900/1%20Peter%202.13-15

He didn't say he was going to. He merely thought about it.

However I agree that we should not go dashing little ones heads into rocks where it is illegal.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Living with atheists!

She does nothing all day, pays zero rent, is constantly farting,

What should I do?!

First of all, why should you leave? Make them leave. How? By fighting fire with fire. I was in a similar dilemma in my youth. I consumed brussels sprouts and petitioned God Almighty. The Good Lord temporarily transformed my righteous anus into an angry, malodorous agent of retribution. Problem solved.

You're welcome.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Living with atheists!

...I consumed brussels sprouts and petitioned God Almighty...

Mr. Hatchet, I fear that she may be immune to this, her own weapon.

So I'd suggest anchovies in the microwave (pro tip: take them out of the can, first). The fan will spread the aroma throughout your dwelling-place. They'll either get ravenously hungry, or violently nauseous. If you're very lucky, one of each, and dissension will follow.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Living with atheists!

Didn't you get the memo? You are to obey all secular laws,God also commanded this. I don't know why your mentors here didn't instruct you in this matter after you made this vile comment. But I will watch the news to see if I hear of you.In the meantime read up on the scripture about secular obedience.

http://biblia.com/bible/kjv1900/1%20Peter%202.13-15

Didn't you bother to read any of our responses to him?

Did you not note that he is not a True Christian(tm), but Unsaved Trash like you?

[Seventy]

Re: Living with atheists!

He didn't say he was going to. He merely thought about it.

However I agree that we should not go dashing little ones heads into rocks where it is illegal.

It shouldn't be done period. What if atheists abdicated Christians heads be bashed against rocks, you wouldn't like it. I just don't get this theme I see on this board for doing harm to children.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Living with atheists!

I just don't get this theme I see on this board for doing harm to children.

That's because you fail to comprehend the very fact that we are not doing harm to children, we are preventing harm against them.

[Seventy]

Re: Living with atheists!

Mr. Hatchet, I fear that she may be immune to this, her own weapon.

So I'd suggest anchovies in the microwave (pro tip: take them out of the can, first). The fan will spread the aroma throughout your dwelling-place. They'll either get ravenously hungry, or violently nauseous. If you're very lucky, one of each, and dissension will follow.

I owe you an apology, I jumped to judgement about you without asking you what you believed in. I've been reading many of your post and I agree that we should be accurate in quoting scripture,because if not,we are no better than them.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Living with atheists!

It shouldn't be done period. What if atheists abdicated Christians heads be bashed against rocks, you wouldn't like it. I just don't get this theme I see on this board for doing harm to children.

I don't think abdicated means what you think it means.

Not beating children does them harm. God tells us so.

[Seventy]

Re: Living with atheists!

I don't think abdicated means what you think it means.

Not beating children does them harm. God tells us so.

You are correct, I meant advocated. It may surprise you that I believe that if you spare the rod you spoil the child. But Papist,bashing their heads against rocks, that is a bit much. It just doesn't sound good even saying it. In spite of our back and fourth, I doubt very seriously that you could take a baby and bash his/her head on rock in a back yard.