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  • Glendora Christianson
    Spiritual Mother of LBC
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2329
    #1

    Gynecologists and Proctologists...

    It occurred to me that some of them might be homosexuals.

    If a gal goes to a gynecologist and it turns out to be an "L-bo" isn't that rape?

    If a guy goes to a gay proctologist, why shouldn't both of them be stoned to death according to the Holy Bible?

    Perhaps we should only go to these "naughty" doctors if they are of the opposite sex?

    Your thoughts and advice would be greatly appreciated!

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    • David Goldman
      (not a Jew)
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2009
      • 700
      #2
      Re: Gynecologists and Proctologists...

      That's why I go to barber shops and not hair salons. The "guys" that work at salons are all "iffy" at best. At a barber shop, I know that I am dealing with a real guy just doing his job.

      I had never extended that out to doctors before, but now you have me thinking. I may have to switch to a new doctor, or verify the one that I have now is not "mixing business with pleasure".

      Thanks for the great tip!
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        • Nurse Clampett
          Jesus's Favorite Nurse
          Forum Member
          • Jan 2009
          • 974
          #3
          Re: Gynecologists and Proctologists...

          As a Christian nurse I would recommend NEVER seeing these filthologists. I believe they exist to plant demons and God knows what else into good Christian orifices.
          If you don't anger Baby Jesus, then your holes will always be holy and any disease of those areas will not affect you.
          Luke 5:31
          And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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            • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
              Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
              Forum Member
              • May 2009
              • 666
              #4
              Re: Gynecologists and Proctologists...

              I was trying to get a career as a gynecologist but I couldn't find an opening.
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              Hosea 9:7
              The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78555
                  #5
                  Re: Gynecologists and Proctologists...

                  It is a well-established fact that male gynecologists are disgusting perverts, so it stands to reason that they must be queers as well.

                  Your Christian logic is as wonderful as your Snickerdoodles, Mother G.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                      Senior Pastor
                      VP of Evangelical Outreach
                      On FIRE for Jesus
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5812
                      #6
                      Re: Gynecologists and Proctologists...

                      Gynecology is adultery. Proctology is sodomy. It's plain and simple.

                      Pastor Billy-Reuben
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                        • Professor Bessemer
                          Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                          Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                          Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2009
                          • 2952
                          #7
                          Re: Gynecologists and Proctologists...

                          It is truly a conundrum. If you have a doctor that specializes in the intimate and shameful areas of your body that is of the opposite sex, it is adultery. If however, you see a doctor of the same sex that must deal with your sexual parts or your backside, it is certainly sodomy or lesbianism, which are abominations in the eyes of the Lord.

                          My advice as a Scientheist is to pray diligently when anything goes awry "down there" or "back there". As Nurse Clampett mentioned, if your are saved, the Lord is unlikely to afflict you in any way, let alone in such an embarrassing part of your holy body as those places I just mentioned.

                          I hope this helps.
                          Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                          Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                          Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                            • Talitha
                              Deaconess
                              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2026
                              • 15118
                              #8
                              Re: Gynecologists and Proctologists...

                              My advice is to NEVER, EVER go and see one of these perverts.

                              These people are obviously not immune from the lusts of the flesh and they are certainly capable of Sin against God's Laws.

                              Jeremiah 17:9 reads, “The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?”

                              What kind of a man would go into a profession of examining women’s private parts? Don’t tell me that he is not made of the same sinful flesh that every other man is made of. No man can look at pornographic images and not be affected. This is why God commands us repeatedly to set no wicked thing before our eyes.

                              God tells us repeatedly throughout the Bible to be fully clothed.
                              Nakedness in the Bible is associated with the word “shame.”

                              Isaiah 47:3a, “Thy nakedness shall be uncovered, yea, thy shame shall be seen:”

                              Exodus 28:42 “And thou shalt make them linen breeches to cover their nakedness; from the loins even unto the thighs they shall reach.”

                              Isaiah 47:2-3 “Take the millstones, and grind meal: uncover thy locks, make bare the leg, uncover the thigh, pass over the rivers. Thy nakedness shall be uncovered, yea, thy shame shall be seen: I will take vengeance, and I will not meet thee as a man.”

                              God shows us again here, in this case with a woman, that the thigh being uncovered is considered nakedness by God.

                              A SIN IS A SIN WHETHER IT BE ON A SWIMMING POOL, CINEMA OR A DOCTORS OFFICE.

                              .

                              Sister Talitha

                              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                  Christ's Rottweiler
                                   
                                  • Jan 2008
                                  • 22882
                                  #9
                                  Re: Gynecologists and Proctologists...

                                  Revolutionary I’ll admit, but Landover must keep its reputation for biblical progressive open-mindedness:- has anyone considered allowing only homers to be gynecologists? The result would be either a cure (in which case they have to stop) or absolutely no lust involved.

                                  The proctologist is a horse of a different color. No normal man would want to do it. Demons in the colon are easily removed by a Pastor inspired by God.
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                                    • Rock4MyLord
                                      Forum Member
                                      Forum Member
                                      • Jul 2009
                                      • 103
                                      #10
                                      Re: Gynecologists and Proctologists...

                                      Nobody is touching my parts, that's for sure. Nobody except for my wife, one day, when God intends for me to meet her.
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                                        • Ofc. Don W. Richards
                                          True Christian™ Officer of THE Law
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Jun 2009
                                          • 491
                                          #11
                                          Re: Gynecologists and Proctologists...

                                          These perverts go way beyond touching. They have all kinds of twisted sadistic tools they use to poke, prod and stretch the anatomy of ignorant Christian women. I'll be looking for reasons to arrest or ticket these maniacs. If you think of any, report them in the POLICING FREEHOLD thread.
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                                            • Oakland "Reb" Griner
                                              True Christian™
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Jun 2009
                                              • 2241
                                              #12
                                              Re: Gynecologists and Proctologists...

                                              I am still entertaining the idea of having a True Christian facility where sexually abused children might go for colostomies. By removing the violated portions of their bodies, might they be unSoilt, to some extent, and have their chances for Salvation improved this way ??
                                              Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                                                • KingN00b
                                                  Unsaved trash, suspected foreigner
                                                  • Sep 2009
                                                  • 15
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Gynecologists and Proctologists...

                                                  Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                                                  As a Christian nurse I would recommend NEVER seeing these filthologists. I believe they exist to plant demons and God knows what else into good Christian orifices.
                                                  If you don't anger Baby Jesus, then your holes will always be holy and any disease of those areas will not affect you.
                                                  What a stupid and uneducation thing to say!

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                                                    • nessman
                                                      Unsaved trash
                                                      • Sep 2009
                                                      • 14
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Gynecologists and Proctologists...

                                                      christian nurse, tha implies that a christian cares about others, my experience says different

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                                                        • Nobar King
                                                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                                          Christ's Guardian
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          • Sep 2007
                                                          • 23748
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Gynecologists and Proctologists...

                                                          Originally posted by KingNob View Post
                                                          What a stupid and uneducation thing to say!
                                                          You're kidding, right?
                                                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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