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  • Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

    Here comes a big pot, everyone!

    Originally posted by Thomas Dalton View Post
    This is a Christian forum, no matter what you vile atheists try to turn it into, but I'll have you know I researched this topic quite a bit. You have to know your enemy, so I searched the Web one time for the words "bestiality porn dog on woman" and got quite a few results. Including a guide how to seduce your dog into raping you (and a movieclip about someone called "Mr. Hands", but that was a male horse on a man). I immediately hid all the peanut butter in the house from the servants and my mother. Who knows what womenfolk may do when you don't watch them, right?

    I was violently sick the whole time I watched them, of course, but luckily Jesus guided me through this ordeal and now I'm stronger than ever.

    So, it happens. Is it okay then, in your opinion?
    I've had the horrible misfortune of seeing Mr Hands as well, and I sympathise with you on the trauma you faced.

    No it isn't ok. Seeing how these animals were trained to be the playthings of some sick, sick people. Taking away their freedoms as beings. That's horrifying.

    Originally posted by Thomas Dalton View Post
    Please be specific, and don't try to avoid the issue. How long must it have been dead before it turns from despicable into acceptable, in your deluded atheist mind?
    I didn't avoid the issue. I answered the question. Oil has different uses. Corpses are able to be had sex with (again, I don't support it).

    Originally posted by Thomas Dalton View Post
    Sooooooo.... you agree that vegetarians are all malnourished whimps and lie when they tell us a balanced diet is possible without meat?
    They aren't malnourished, they can still function. It's not like they are starving 24/7. It was their decision to become vegetarian, and they had the freedom to choose it. So who am I, as another human being, to judge them based on what they eat?

    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
    Who said anything about fair? God hates gays and wants us to kill them. He's not all that fussed about paedophiles.
    I have a question for you. Why do you think God hates gays? Because it's not like we need more people to reproduce, we are a world with 7 billion people, I think the survival of the human race is the last of our worries.

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    You take that back! I have never, EVER had sex with a child or animal or person of my own gender! I have never, EVER enjoyed it but do so as a duty to my LORD and my husband to be incubated with more children for God's army!
    Sorry, I didn't catch that bit when I said you did.

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    It is my duty and my honor to provide my husband with a quiver full of children, and my duty and my honor to provide the LORD with more souls for singing His Praises!
    This proves to me that there is so much in life that you haven't experienced (and NO, I don't mean sexually), there are some beautiful things in the world that you can do and you have restricted your life into something so incredibly small.

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    This is precisely why my children are not permitted to go out into public without the rest of their Christian youth group and many adult chaperons. You people blend in so well but don't look for my children. My daughters will never see the big city, as God has surely made plans with the perfect True Christian™ man to assign her as a husband to be the head of her as is righteous and just (1 Corinthians 11:3). Her duties will necessarily keep her in the home exclusively. My sons will never need to be in such a crowded place except to minister to the savage beast among humanity - the unsaved. Furthermore, they shall be protected by the Spirit of God, as they are commanded.
    So you restrict them to ensure they can't find anything out for themselves? I agree that there must a sort of restrictive leash when taking care of kids, that's a given. But I as a responsible teenager must say that with your leash, you're virtually strangling them. There is so much greatness that you and your kids are missing out on. All you have to do is ever-so-slightly loosen the leash up for a while.

    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
    You have all these opinions, but none of them come from the Bible. Therefore they are unsupported by the authority of God's Divine Nature. How can you expect people to care that you arbitrarily hold these opinions?
    Because I see that there is no personal god. Once one lets go of such a burden, one can truly see how awesome the world can be. How nice people who don't believe in the same things as you do can be.
    If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity. Deuteronomy 25:11-12

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    • Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

      Here comes a big POST, not pot. lol
      If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity. Deuteronomy 25:11-12

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      • Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

        Originally posted by Sir Toire View Post
        This proves to me that there is so much in life that you haven't experienced (and NO, I don't mean sexually), there are some beautiful things in the world that you can do and you have restricted your life into something so incredibly small.
        What's a few decades of enjoying beautiful things now if it means I miss out on an eternity of singing praises to my LORD and master? That's the problem with you kids - there's no sense of delayed gratification. Everything must be consumed now.

        So you restrict them to ensure they can't find anything out for themselves? I agree that there must a sort of restrictive leash when taking care of kids, that's a given. But I as a responsible teenager must say that with your leash, you're virtually strangling them. There is so much greatness that you and your kids are missing out on. All you have to do is ever-so-slightly loosen the leash up for a while.
        A loose leash now will only encourage them to live life to its fullest and that will inspire them to serve themselves rather than God. I love them too much to take that chance.
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

          Originally posted by Sir Toire View Post
          I've had the horrible misfortune of seeing Mr Hands as well, and I sympathise with you on the trauma you faced.

          No it isn't ok. Seeing how these animals were trained to be the playthings of some sick, sick people. Taking away their freedoms as beings. That's horrifying.
          What is with you and avoiding questions? I'm tired of you avoiding the issues here. I just said: I also found I guide how to seduce your dog into raping you. You only needed peanutbutter. That's hardly "training" your dog into raping you, is it?

          Originally posted by Sir Toire View Post
          I didn't avoid the issue. I answered the question. Oil has different uses. Corpses are able to be had sex with (again, I don't support it).
          Yes.... One of the functions of oil (which are multiple thousands of corpses) is to have sex with it. We established that. One of the functions of other corpses is also to have sex with it. You avoided to answer what the difference is.

          Originally posted by Sir Toire View Post
          They aren't malnourished, they can still function. It's not like they are starving 24/7. It was their decision to become vegetarian, and they had the freedom to choose it. So who am I, as another human being, to judge them based on what they eat?
          But you agree that they function less than normal people. Or what else do you mean with "meat is necessary for a balanced diet"?
          So, if they function less than normal people, bosses should be allowed to kick them out of every function that requires manual labor, since normal people work harder for their money. QED

          Originally posted by Sir Toire View Post
          I have a question for you. Why do you think God hates gays? Because it's not like we need more people to reproduce, we are a world with 7 billion people, I think the survival of the human race is the last of our worries.
          "Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation" - 2 Peter 1:20 (KJV)

          God decides He hates gays, gays should die. The end.

          Originally posted by Sir Toire View Post
          Because I see that there is no personal god. Once one lets go of such a burden, one can truly see how awesome the world can be. How nice people who don't believe in the same things as you do can be.
          How nice those people are. You're drowning, and we're handing you a lifeline, but other people are also drowning, and assure you that drowning isn't that bad, and in fact, you won't drown at all in water! How nice they are!

          Do you want a lifeline, or comfort?
          John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.

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          • Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

            You guys are just odd. You can't sell a human being, we aren't living in the 1700's anymore.

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            • Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

              Yes you can.

              Exodus 21:7 And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
              Joel 3:8 And I will sell your sons and your daughters into the hand of the children of Judah, and they shall sell them to the Sabeans, to a people far off: for the LORD hath spoken it.

              Morality does not change because a few years go by.

              Do you see, now?

              Praise Him!
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              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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              • Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                Not in the USA, you can't. Welcome to this day and age, my friend.

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                • Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                  Originally posted by lol u guys View Post
                  You guys are just odd. You can't sell a human being, we aren't living in the 1700's anymore.
                  Originally posted by lol u guys View Post
                  Not in the USA, you can't. Welcome to this day and age, my friend.
                  Dear mr. Internetlawyer.

                  Study law for a few years before deciding what we can or cannot do.
                  Asking for a dowry is not illegal, as you would have known if you had bothered to read the thread.

                  YiC,

                  Thomas
                  John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.

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                  • Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                    Well, I don't think this is right in a way. How could it be legal to sell somebody?

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                    • Originally posted by goodboy View Post
                      Well, I don't think this is right in a way. How could it be legal to sell somebody?
                      Please read the post directly above your previous post.

                      What you need to do is scroll up a bit, focus your eyes on the post above the one I'm replying to and read the words written. Then think about how what you have just read with your eyes and understood with your brain could relate to your post.

                      Your post is directly above my post (this post) that I'm am typing and you are currently reading.

                      Simple

                      All the best.
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                      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                      • Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                        Originally posted by Larni69 View Post
                        Please read the post directly above your previous post.

                        What you need to do is scroll up a bit, focus your eyes on the post above the one I'm replying to and read the words written. Then think about how what you have just read with your eyes and understood with your brain could relate to your post.

                        Your post is directly above my post (this post) that I'm am typing and you are currently reading.

                        Simple

                        All the best.
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                        Well, I meant from a view from our goverment eyes.

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                        • Originally posted by goodboy View Post
                          Well, I meant from a view from our goverment eyes.
                          I don't have any government eyes. Are you on the drugs?

                          All the best.
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                          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                          • Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                            No. But can't the police get involved and stop the purchase?

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                            • Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                              Originally posted by goodboy View Post
                              No. But can't the police get involved and stop the purchase?
                              Mr. Larni is constrained in the language he can use to respond to you, due to his being a True Christian™.

                              I, however, am not.

                              So: READ THE FUCKING THREAD, DIPSHIT.

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                              • Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                                Mr. Larni is constrained in the language he can use to respond to you, due to his being a True Christian™.

                                I, however, am not.

                                So: READ THE FUCKING THREAD, DIPSHIT.
                                Yeah yeah. Well, is it legal if you compare laws?

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