[JustGotSaved]

WHAT!!!!? NO!!! I could neve speak so much like is normal for me if were that true!
Are you some kind of crazy!?


Actually, dont answer that....

What does this mean about the men that like to chew on cigars a lot? I'm getting grossed
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[James Hutchins]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

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P.S: And both the mouth and the cooter are slightly wet in the inside.

Not Mrs. Hutchins... Dry as the Sahara.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

I think you should abstain from kissing even after getting married. It has nothing to do with producing soldiers for Christ.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

The scientists make it sound even more disgusting. They reckon kissing "evolved" (yes, I know) from monkeys passing food from one mouth to another.

No mention of Satan in their crazy ideas at all.

Says something when even scientist atheists think it's gross, though.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

I've only ever seen catholics "cheek kissing" mwah mwah like at a mafia funeral or something.


My cousin suggested (when I enquired) that cheek kissing could be a form of bukkake and he suggested meeting me after work at the nearby docks for a demonstration, but I don't like Japanese food. Then he said I was suffering from "infantile amnesia" — he is quite mad.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

The foul sauce they slather over that Jap bukkake food is best to be avoided, Sister. Stay away from him.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

The foul sauce they slather over that Jap bukkake food is best to be avoided, Sister. Stay away from him.

I checked it out. He actually wanted me to EAT IT!

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

I checked it out. He actually wanted me to EAT IT!

Horrible, salty foreign muck. Never let him put it in your mouth.

[Humongous]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

well, I'm saving myself for Peyton Manning. I'm gonna marry him in the sight of God, and all of the Defeated, TN Baptist congregation! Once we're married, I'ma give him a big wet french fries kiss right on his handsome mouth!

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

I've been abstaining from this disgusting act for 3 YEARS this Friday!

[Brother Helge]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

Rev Jim,


What about manual-genital? (not the Mexican ManuEl, but ManuAl.)

If you can't wait until she is twelve, what kind of animal are you anyway???

[JustGotSaved]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

If you can't wait until she is twelve, what kind of animal are you anyway???

Sorry Brother, i got no idea what your talking about here. My ownly question was "is it ok if i play with myself?"

Not....not like i ever do or anything.

Dont know where the 12 year old came in. Not from me.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

A question. If is no OK to kiss a fiancé (although I can't see why it can be wrong) is it OK for to THINK of kissing a fiancé. I mean hypotheticle of course, because I am single and my sister have asked me so I ask because she want to know and so I can say her the answer because this dont affect me of course, but if she was maybe thinking of kiss or think about imagining a kiss whit a boy she likes or a boyfriend, you know just, like imagine they are in a embrace and his head on her chest and then they look in the each other's eyes and kiss gental and soft and caress they the faces and hair like really in love, then is OK this because she dont actually did the kiss but only think about it in her mind?

??

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

then is OK this because she dont actually did the kiss but only think about it in her mind?

If she wanted to borrow your homotherapy oinkment, later on - I'd say that it had probably not been OK, the kissing thought.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

If she wanted to borrow your homotherapy oinkment, later on - I'd say that it had probably not been OK, the kissing thought.

Why would she want to borrow me the homotherapy oinkment? I'm confuse.