[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

No, you scare them away with all your murdering, hypocricy, and women beating. All the people I've brought here are now Atheist because of what YOU have done! I don't think god likes you turning his followers away. You're going to Hell for sure.

Reading the Bible to people does not turn them away from JESUS! I am pretty sure you are a goth who has come here merely to get slapped. Which is exactly what you need!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

No, you scare them away with all your murdering, hypocricy, and women beating. All the people I've brought here are now Atheist because of what YOU have done! I don't think god likes you turning his followers away. You're going to Hell for sure.

Hypocrisy???? When are we hypocrites??? We are the only Christians honest to act upon our faith and we tell everyone about it. Boohoo if you don't like it. The Bible tells us most people are not virtuous enough like we TRUE Christians(tm) are so they will burn in hell.

Grrr, for all the witches I have soul saved or retired from sin out of my life for Christ to be called a hypocrite! The nerve.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

No, you scare them away with all your murdering, hypocricy, and women beating. All the people I've brought here are now Atheist because of what YOU have done! I don't think god likes you turning his followers away. You're going to Hell for sure.

Their faith must have been pretty weak if just reading about Biblical behaviour is enough to turn them away from God. God hates lukewarm false "Christians." You should encourage your friends to read the Bible, see what that'd do to them! They can start in Genesis - here or here, for example.

[Enobarbus]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

No, you scare them away with all your murdering, hypocricy, and women beating. All the people I've brought here are now Atheist because of what YOU have done! I don't think god likes you turning his followers away. You're going to Hell for sure.

Apart from the questions adequately answered by the other Brothers, this raises a few more.

1) Who are all these people that you have brought here?

2) Were they all Chrisitians who are now atheists?

3) Why did you bring them here?

4) Why do you keep making up new names for yourself?

5) Do you believe in God or not?

[hellion]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Apart from the questions adequately answered by the other Brothers, this raises a few more.

1) Who are all these people that you have brought here?
Ex-christians
2) Were they all Chrisitians who are now atheists?
Yes.
3) Why did you bring them here?
To show them what freaks you are. And they all agree with me.
4) Why do you keep making up new names for yourself?
What are you talking about?
5) Do you believe in God or not?

Undecided. Technically, I'm agnostic. But I do belive the bible is full of shit.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

hellion..

Don't blame us if your friends couldn't worship God the way He wants to be worshipped.
That's not our fault, nor Gods fault, it's their fault. Their lack of faith is the problem.
Jesus doesn't need them anyways, He hates the lukewarm.

[hellion]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

hellion..

Don't blame us if your friends couldn't worship God the way He wants to be worshipped.
That's not our fault, nor Gods fault, it's their fault. Their lack of faith is the problem.
Jesus doesn't need them anyways, He hates the lukewarm.

You're not worshipping god, you're worshipping a book that's supposedly written by god.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

You're not worshipping god, you're worshipping a book that's supposedly written by god.

How did you get to be a senior member of this forum, you ....you....ATHEIST!


JESUS hates you!

[hellion]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

How did you get to be a senior member of this forum, you ....you....ATHEIST!


JESUS hates you!

Jesus hates you more!

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

How did you get to be a senior member of this forum, you ....you....ATHEIST!


JESUS hates you!

I was wondering the same thing, Pastor. Satan must have had a hand in that. I feel one of you Godly Administrators should change its title to something more appropriate.

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Jesus hates you more!

I thought you didn't believe in Jesus.

Jesus loves Pastor Pistle. The Pastor is a dedicated man of God and follows the Bible, the Holy Word of God, to the letter. Pastor Pistle is willing to do anything the Lord commands him to so is loved by Jesus.

[hellion]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

I thought you didn't believe in Jesus.

Jesus loves Pastor Pistle. The Pastor is a dedicated man of God and follows the Bible, the Holy Word of God, to the letter. Pastor Pistle is willing to do anything the Lord commands him to so is loved by Jesus.

I changed my ways to Agnostic. Not because you convinced me or anything, because I think I saw a demon. I'm not crazy because my friend saw one too. And I was talking to Legion via Ouija board and I didn't know who Legion was. Then I saw it in the bible and I thought, sweet...a demon. He was a pretty cool guy.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

I changed my ways to Agnostic.

An agnostic loses either way. Best you believe as the bible tells you to and take a chance on not going to HELL.....assuming women have souls at all, we are not really sure.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

I changed my ways to Agnostic.

And that's after you've been here less than a month. Young lady, I have every confidence that we can cure you of your satanic tendencies and have you tithing to Jesus in time to cook Pastor Al a lovely big turkey for Christmas.

[Petal]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

And I was talking to Legion via Ouija board and I didn't know who Legion was. Then I saw it in the bible and I thought, sweet...a demon. He was a pretty cool guy.

Miss.Hellion, i thinks you be tellin us a big fat lie there, cuz Mr.Legion saids in the bibles that he were more than one demons he had them multipple personalty disorders an cuz Mr.Legion were such a loon lord Jesus put him in some piggies an then them piggies went for a liddle swims in the seas