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  • CuriousKyle
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Dec 2008
    • 16

    #1

    Pray for my girlfriend

    She has a life threatening illness known as "Mitochondrial Disease Types I and II Defects"

    I need all the help I can get for her. Her days are numbered. She is not a True Christian(tm) but she is Catholic. I can't help that, that's how she was raised.

    I ask you, please look past that and see that she makes it in your prayers. Her days are limited and she needs all the help she can get.
  • CuriousKyle
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Dec 2008
    • 16

    #2
    Re: Pray for my girlfriend

    Please allow me to fix a typo, she has Mitochondrial Disease Types I and III Defects, not I and II. A little more background information:

    She probably won't live to see twenty. Her heart and liver are slowly failing and there is no cure.

    Please, find it in your heats.

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: Pray for my girlfriend

      Shouldn't she be praying for herself? I can't pray for everybody, you know.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Pray for my girlfriend

        Originally posted by CuriousKyle View Post
        Please allow me to fix a typo, she has Mitochondrial Disease Types I and III Defects, not I and II. A little more background information:

        She probably won't live to see twenty. Her heart and liver are slowly failing and there is no cure.

        Please, find it in your heats.
        Pal, you can't even make up your mind what kind of disease Jesus has punished her with. How are we supposed to pray for her? What if we prayed for her to be cured of something she doesn't have? What good would that do her? None!

        Anyway she's a papist and therefore doomed to eternal hellfire. I think you need to get a new girlfriend. Try a Christian one this time.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Pastor Al E Pistle
          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 9323

          #5
          Re: Pray for my girlfriend

          Originally posted by CuriousKyle View Post
          Please allow me to fix a typo, she has Mitochondrial Disease Types I and III Defects, not I and II. A little more background information:

          She probably won't live to see twenty. Her heart and liver are slowly failing and there is no cure.

          Please, find it in your heats.
          Kyle, Catholics are often taken before their time. If she can toss away those Mary-beads and get right with GOD, she might have a chance. Personally, I have no knowledge of MTI/III surviving, but let us pray.
          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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          • Ahimaaz Smith
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2007
            • 2549

            #6
            Re: Pray for my girlfriend

            I'll pray for her, Kyle.

            Lord, I ask you to open the eyes of Curious Kyle's girlfriend in these her last days. Lead her down the narrow path to Heaven paved in the blood of Christ, and not to the fiery doom that you have ordained for those of the Catholic religion. As you send your Spirit onto her, Lord, and her eyes open onto to your ways, please take her life immediately, before some "priest" or family member causes her to question her new-found faith.

            In Jesus's name I pray,

            Amen

            Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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            • Wide-Open
              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2007
              • 18449

              #7
              Re: Pray for my girlfriend

              Originally posted by CuriousKyle View Post
              Please, find it in your heats.
              I'm not sure what you are accusing us of here.
              Psalm 81:10:
              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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              • mayangel67
                Unsaved trash
                • Jan 2009
                • 52

                #8
                Re: Pray for my girlfriend

                Dear Kyle,
                I will pray that your girlfriend makes it thru and that when the time comes it will be a smooth transition for her,in Jesus name amen,
                ................Mayangel67

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                • NeverSaved
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 8

                  #9
                  Re: Pray for my girlfriend

                  What i think is best is for you to just finish her off its best for you and everyone else

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                  • AlmightyGawd
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Jan 2009
                    • 10

                    #10
                    Re: Pray for my girlfriend

                    Originally posted by NeverSaved View Post
                    What i think is best is for you to just finish her off its best for you and everyone else
                    Agreed, if her days are numbered then sooner or later she will be gone. You should not let her sit here in pain and watch her. It be best to let her go. *gun cocking*..........*ka bang*!

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                    • Mrs. Rogers
                      compassion personified
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 2692

                      #11
                      Re: Pray for my girlfriend

                      Is she dead yet? I would like to focus my prayers on somebody else now, preferably not a catholic.
                      True Christians are Perfect!

                      Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                      Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                      For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                      • Why So Serious?
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 2

                        #12
                        Re: Pray for my girlfriend

                        I am praying, my friend

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                        • Bobby-Joe
                          Landover Security Superviser
                          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 18405

                          #13
                          Re: Pray for my girlfriend

                          Originally posted by CuriousKyle View Post
                          She has a life threatening illness known as "Mitochondrial Disease Types I and II Defects"

                          I need all the help I can get for her. Her days are numbered. She is not a True Christian™ but she is Catholic. I can't help that, that's how she was raised.

                          I ask you, please look past that and see that she makes it in your prayers. Her days are limited and she needs all the help she can get.
                          Friend,

                          I will pray our Loving Savior puts your girlfriend threw a slow agony and open her sweet eyes to the fact that as a Catholic she is bound for Hell. I do hope she embraces Jesus before the end.

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                          • Ezekiel Bathfire
                            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                            Christ's Rottweiler
                             
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 22889

                            #14
                            Re: Pray for my girlfriend

                            Christians are all too often accused of being of a simple mindset, so you'll forgive me if I ask you to confirm that you are not with this woman merely to inherit her vast fortune and, after her demise, live a life of debauchery on the proceeds of her estate.
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                            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                            Author of such illuminating essays as,
                            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                            • AXavierB
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Jan 2009
                              • 21

                              #15
                              Re: Pray for my girlfriend

                              As a Catholic, she deserves this painful death. This is her punishment for rejecting the true Christian love of Jesus.

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