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  • Sineer
    Unsaved trash, Known satan worshiper
    • Jul 2009
    • 28

    #16
    Re: Dear lord

    What Jesus meant by "neighbour?"
    Here's some NON-CHRISTIAN REAL-WORLD definition for you.
    neighbour or US neighbor Noun
    1. a person who lives near or next to another
    2. a person, thing, or country near or next to another [Old English nēah near + būr, gebūr dweller]

    He didn't say "fellow christian," "fellow insane person," or "fellow worshiper." He said NEIGHBOUR.


    Oh yes, I am so sorry. <<Low Blow there>> I am REALLY sorry, I would love to spend time in heaven with loving souls such as yourselves.

    DESPISED? Lol, once again, I repeat, what about LOVE? Isn't hatred a sin?


    Oh and explain to me a few thins:
    1. God is loving, but he would stone people in the old testament for the slightest sins.
    2. God is loving, but he killed thousands of children, mentally disabled etc. when he caused the floods.
    3. God is loving, but he just watches as people everywhere die.


    You're "true christians," simply because you get the most distorted, warped views of the bible possible. You know terrorists call themselvesw "true muslims." Is this a wake up call to you?

    Probably not, you'll quote me some irreleveant bible post.
    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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    • angels
      Forum Member, lost in space
      Forum Member
      • Jun 2009
      • 794

      #17
      Re: Dear lord

      Originally posted by Sineer991 View Post
      What Jesus meant by "neighbour?"
      Here's some NON-CHRISTIAN REAL-WORLD definition for you.
      neighbour or US neighbor Noun
      1. a person who lives near or next to another
      2. a person, thing, or country near or next to another [Old English nēah near + būr, gebūr dweller]

      He didn't say "fellow christian," "fellow insane person," or "fellow worshiper." He said NEIGHBOUR.


      Oh yes, I am so sorry. <<Low Blow there>> I am REALLY sorry, I would love to spend time in heaven with loving souls such as yourselves.

      DESPISED? Lol, once again, I repeat, what about LOVE? Isn't hatred a sin?


      Oh and explain to me a few thins:
      1. God is loving, but he would stone people in the old testament for the slightest sins.
      2. God is loving, but he killed thousands of children, mentally disabled etc. when he caused the floods.
      3. God is loving, but he just watches as people everywhere die.


      You're "true christians," simply because you get the most distorted, warped views of the bible possible. You know terrorists call themselvesw "true muslims." Is this a wake up call to you?

      Probably not, you'll quote me some irreleveant bible post.

      Nobody is showing you hatred. You come here and start insults, even when it was suggested that you pray to God instead of Satan, you took that as hate, when infact I was reaching out to you.

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      • Sineer
        Unsaved trash, Known satan worshiper
        • Jul 2009
        • 28

        #18
        Re: Dear lord

        Reaching out to me through INSULTS?

        Say for one second, I am reaching out to you. As a fellow human being. Religion aside, you can't claim this is true religion. This is a few insane people taking every verse literally. I bet you stone witches.
        A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22926

          #19
          Re: Dear lord

          Originally posted by Sineer991 View Post
          What Jesus meant by "neighbour?"
          Here's some NON-CHRISTIAN REAL-WORLD definition for you.
          neighbour or US neighbor Noun
          1. a person who lives near or next to another
          2. a person, thing, or country near or next to another [Old English nēah near + būr, gebūr dweller]

          He didn't say "fellow christian," "fellow insane person," or "fellow worshiper." He said NEIGHBOUR.
          Of course, Jesus did not have access to an American Dictionary, so I think we can safely throw out your irrelevancies and start anew.

          I always ask people like you - ignorant and self-assured in their ignorance, to read Luke 19:27 and tell me about neighbors... Could you do that for me?


          [...] Isn't hatred a sin?
          I think the answer is "No".

          2nd Chronicles19:2 And Jehu the son of Hanani the seer went out to meet him, and said to king Jehoshaphat, Shouldest thou help the ungodly, and love them that hate the LORD? therefore is wrath upon thee from before the LORD .

          Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

          Oh and explain to me a few thins:
          1. God is loving, but he would stone people in the old testament for the slightest sins.
          Yes, that's right - the lesson here is "Do NOT sin!" (simple really!)
          2. God is loving, but he killed thousands of children, mentally disabled etc. when he caused the floods.
          Yes, that's right, He decided humanity was going bad on Him. I suspect He feels like that now after reading your posts.
          3. God is loving,
          No, I do not think so, where does it say that in the Bible?
          but he just watches as people everywhere die.
          Well Doh! Of course they die - this is God's curse on all amnkind since Eve ate of the Tree of Knowledge! Do you want to live for ever and never see heaven?

          You're "true christians," simply because you get the most distorted, warped views of the bible possible.
          Seriously - that is wrong. We really do follow every Word of The Bible (KJV1611). Now how can that be wrong.
          You know terrorists call themselves "true muslims." Is this a wake up call to you?
          No, those who do not accept Christ shall be killed - (You did read Luke 19:27 like I said, didn't you?)

          Probably not, you'll quote me some irreleveant bible post.
          No part of The Bible is irrelevant. 2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

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          • angels
            Forum Member, lost in space
            Forum Member
            • Jun 2009
            • 794

            #20
            Re: Dear lord

            Originally posted by Sineer991 View Post
            Reaching out to me through INSULTS?

            Say for one second, I am reaching out to you. As a fellow human being. Religion aside, you can't claim this is true religion. This is a few insane people taking every verse literally. I bet you stone witches.
            And still you say the same things. Satan really has you doesn't he?.
            Try reading The Bible, it sounds as if you really need it.
            Nobody here is insane, why should you think that by living by God's word we are insane?.
            Unfortunately with man's law you can't stone witches, so the answer to that is of course not.

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
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              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #21
              Re: Dear lord

              Originally posted by Sineer991 View Post
              Reaching out to me through INSULTS?

              Say for one second, I am reaching out to you. As a fellow human being. Religion aside, you can't claim this is true religion. This is a few insane people taking every verse literally. I bet you stone witches.
              Landover Baptists, it's staff and members follow the laws of Freehold County, Iowa, the State of Iowa and the United States of America. Landover Baptist has no knowledge of any "witch burnings" and while we will cooperate with authorities we suggest these multiple incidents happened due to camping accidents.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                Senior Pastor
                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                Always Biblically correct
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 10639

                #22
                Re: Dear lord

                Originally posted by Sineer991 View Post
                Reaching out to me through INSULTS?
                Dear friend:

                We're reaching out to you through Godly warnings, as the Lord commands:

                Ezekiel 33:8-9: When I say unto the wicked, O wicked [man], thou shalt surely die; if thou dost not speak to warn the wicked from his way, that wicked [man] shall die in his iniquity; but his blood will I require at thine hand. Nevertheless, if thou warn the wicked of his way to turn from it; if he do not turn from his way, he shall die in his iniquity; but thou hast delivered thy soul.

                Say for one second, I am reaching out to you. As a fellow human being. Religion aside, you can't claim this is true religion. This is a few insane people taking every verse literally. I bet you stone witches.
                What could true religion be, if not scrupulously following all of God's commands?
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                • Sineer
                  Unsaved trash, Known satan worshiper
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 28

                  #23
                  Re: Dear lord

                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                  Of course, Jesus did not have access to an American Dictionary, so I think we can safely throw out your irrelevancies and start anew.

                  I always ask people like you - ignorant and self-assured in their ignorance, to read Luke 19:27 and tell me about neighbors... Could you do that for me?


                  I think the answer is "No".

                  2nd Chronicles19:2 And Jehu the son of Hanani the seer went out to meet him, and said to king Jehoshaphat, Shouldest thou help the ungodly, and love them that hate the LORD? therefore is wrath upon thee from before the LORD .

                  Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

                  Yes, that's right - the lesson here is "Do NOT sin!" (simple really!) I steal a sheep. Does that mean I should be stoned?
                  Yes, that's right, He decided humanity was going bad on Him. I suspect He feels like that now after reading your posts. So for the sins of certain people who can make decions for themselves, those unable to deserve to die? And I agree. The sovreign almighty reads forum posts of crazy cooks all day.

                  No, I do not think so, where does it say that in the Bible? Well Doh! Of course they die - this is God's curse on all amnkind since Eve ate of the Tree of Knowledge! Do you want to live for ever and never see heaven? Actually after attempting intelligent conversation with most christians, I've decided hell is the better option.

                  Seriously - that is wrong. We really do follow every Word of The Bible (KJV1611). Now how can that be wrong. No, those who do not accept Christ shall be killed - (You did read Luke 19:27 like I said, didn't you?)
                  There's a broad difference between accepting christ and not being a christian.

                  No part of The Bible is irrelevant. 2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
                  Yes, but telling someone who's just lost their husband/wife whatever that they will burn in hell using a convienent verse is probably rather irrelevant and insensitive at that moment in time.

                  Pastor Issac, it is nice to see somebody who is less agressive. The truth is, whether anyone here likes it or not, there is not a single religion here that follows every command the bible says correctly.
                  A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                  • Sineer
                    Unsaved trash, Known satan worshiper
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 28

                    #24
                    Re: Dear lord

                    Oh and at Luke 19:27-there is a broad difference between rejecting somebody as king and not accepting them, btw. And that's more bloodshed, real smooth-you can't get somebody to obey you so you kill them.
                    I'm sure you wouldn't like it if you disagreed to obey the laws of whatever government you live under, so they kill you. Oh but I forgot, THEY ARE SINNERS.

                    Sorry for my unholy ignorance.
                    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 12414

                      #25
                      Re: Dear lord

                      Originally posted by Sineer991 View Post
                      I'm sure just about every non-christian religion disagrees with that and finds that very offensive.
                      Jesus makes it VERY clear that the only way to salvation is through Him. Therefore you find Jesus offensive. Therefore you are not a Christian.

                      Case closed.
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                      • Sineer
                        Unsaved trash, Known satan worshiper
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 28

                        #26
                        Re: Dear lord

                        Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                        Jesus makes it VERY clear that the only way to salvation is through Him. Therefore you find Jesus offensive. Therefore you are not a Christian.

                        Case closed.
                        Hell yeah. But I'm sure the Koran, Guru Granth sahib AND the vedas don't agree with that.
                        A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                          Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                          One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2006
                          • 12414

                          #27
                          Re: Dear lord

                          Originally posted by Sineer991 View Post
                          Hell yeah. But I'm sure the Koran, Guru Granth sahib AND the vedas don't agree with that.
                          Of course they don't! Why do you think Satan wrote them?
                          Duh!
                          Posted via Prayer

                          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                          Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                          Blogging for CHRIST!
                          Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                          All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                          Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                          On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                          My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                          • Sineer
                            Unsaved trash, Known satan worshiper
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 28

                            #28
                            Re: Dear lord

                            Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                            Of course they don't! Why do you think Satan wrote them?
                            Duh!
                            Yes, and I'm sure they have proof that the devil wrote YOUR bible.
                            This just goes in circles, but of course, YOU CLEARLY have God's backing, so I am bound to lose
                            A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                            • Sineer
                              Unsaved trash, Known satan worshiper
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 28

                              #29
                              Re: Dear lord



                              Cool vid btw. Convinces me that hateful christianity is the way.
                              A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                              • Sineer
                                Unsaved trash, Known satan worshiper
                                • Jul 2009
                                • 28

                                #30
                                Re: Dear lord

                                Oh and to clarify:

                                HITLER WAS A CATHOLIC

                                STALIN WAS A RECOVERING CATHOLIC
                                A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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