[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Cream-filled Danish: Prostitutes offer free sex

OK, I'm back in Landover again and I've never been so glad to see the place. I'm just doing some accounts to set up the tax allowances of this.

I've been working on a rough basis of 100 Danish Krona to the Dollar (Everything's cheap in Denmark.)

Has anyone got the exact figure?

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Cream-filled Danish: Prostitutes offer free sex

OK, I'm back in Landover again and I've never been so glad to see the place. I'm just doing some accounts to set up the tax allowances of this.

I've been working on a rough basis of 100 Danish Krona to the Dollar (Everything's cheap in Denmark.)

Has anyone got the exact figure?

Sorry to tell you this, Brother Bathfire, but the actual rate is about 5 krona to the Dollar. I hope this doesn't impact you too severely.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Cream-filled Danish: Prostitutes offer free sex

FIVE! Are you sure that's Danish Krona not German Krona or Japanese Krona!? Dear Lord! That's... er.... $17,652.28 - more than $4,000 a soul!

That's it, the rents on my properties are rising 20% before Xmas. I need to recoup some losses here and share out the Glory by having my tenants pay.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Cream-filled Danish: Prostitutes offer free sex

I had my servant-girl stop by your place as soon as you posted this. It seems your PS3 and all of your games have been stolen along with you Hi-Def TV and popcorn machine. I had her lock up the house and turn off the tub. The water had only spilled into your basement, ruining that level, but had not gone up any further. I hope you didn't have anything (or anyone) special in the basement.

Now, to celebrate the return of our team from this important Mission for Christ I would like to offer to host a party in celebration. There will be a showing of Expelled: The Movie in Hi Def (along with fresh popcorn) and we will even have a game room for the kids where they can play Jesus in Space on the PS3.

Who's in?

Well, at least they didn't take my any of my KJ'sV 1611 Bibles. Thanks for having Helga (or did you send Consuela?) take care of things. The water in the basement froze, as the leak seems to have ruined the furnace somehow. I've got a call into the repair guy, but they're backed up for about five days. Does anybody have any space heaters I could borrow, for just a few days?

Oh, and I found my hat! It's frozen to the basement floor, right next to my sleeping bag.