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Her agent has always denied that she had anything to do with 9/11, but the truth will out.
Her agent has always denied that she had anything to do with 9/11, but the truth will out.
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Re: Pray for Doris Day's Agonizing Painful Death
That ghastly (False) Christian Scientist smirk says it all. Do you think she's really still alive, or could she have been replaced by some Hellywood animatronic monstrosity?
Another one that Jesus seems strangely uninterested in calling to His side (just my little joke
) is the Nipponese actress Olivia de Havilland, who was 99 this week.
I do wish you hadn't mentioned the Gabhorrent Zsa Zsa woman, though, Sister. I shall have nightmares now.Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!Comment
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Re: Pray for Doris Day's Agonizing Painful Death
The sooner she dies, the sooner Jesus will celebrate! She is an abomination and will be sent to hell for her actions! Praise Jesus!"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1Comment
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Re: Pray for Doris Day's Agonizing Painful Death
Let's not forget how Doris Day used to engage in the shameful act of "fag-haggery" back when that light in the loafers Rock Hudson was alive!...may his sodomizing soul burn in everlasting hell fires!
The witch even starred with the late Mr. Rock Hudson in 1959's "Pillow Talk", a film which encouraged the act of fornication!The Lord’s Hang’n Judge – convicting the wicked and condemning the heretic!
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Re: Pray for Doris Day's Agonizing Painful Death
Hellywood has been corrupting the morals of God Fearing Americans ever since they started making movies. Even the alleged "Hayes Code" didn't prevent them from secretly continuing to promote their sinister plot (and who would have guessed that the papist cathylicks has something to do with this).
Doris Day is one example of their hidden agenda - an outwardly "wholesome" woman who inspired a generation of movie goers with acts of sodomy and perversion. The woman has obviously made a pact with the devil in order to live so long - but Jesus always wins in the end.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Re: Pray for Doris Day's Agonizing Painful Death
If one does not obey the Lord and instead chooses to corrupt the world with sexual media, they have already become damned by their own actions, effectively killing themselves inside. Now we just have to wait for the rest.Comment
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Re: Pray for Doris Day's Agonizing Painful Death
I hope "Doris" (NOT her real name!) enjoys the "pillow talk" with fellow sinner "Rock Hudson" (NOT his real name!) as she is splayed before Satan's enormous barbed and flaring member in eternal damnation and hellfire. The two of them will certainly know the name of Jesus as they cry out helplessly in rueful agony under Satan's torrid dominion for all eternity...Comment
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Re: Pray for Doris Day's Agonizing Painful Death
Pray harder prayer warriors! Unfortunately this harlot shares a birthday with me and Brother Nobar. Yesterday, she was seen merrily greeting fans on her 90th birthday. She looks pretty darn spry! I'm starting to think she is really a demon and she is here spying on us.
Have you ever heard worse singing in your entire life?
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Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View PostPray harder prayer warriors! Unfortunately this harlot shares a birthday with me and Brother Nobar. Yesterday, she was seen merrily greeting fans on her 90th birthday. She looks pretty darn spry! I'm starting to think she is really a demon and she is here spying on us.
Have you ever heard worse singing in your entire life?
It's always said God has his reasons. But that Doris did love scenes with homer Rock Hudson should have put her on the road to hell so long ago. Let's keep praying.Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.Comment
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pray for Doris Day's Agonizing Painful Death
Once again, True Christian™ prayers reign supreme! The Day woman is dead. She lost everything, even her questionable good looks.
She had ninety seven years on Earth. Countless men and presumably more than a few deviant women fell unto her charms and ended up in Hell. Now she'll meet them down there. She was no match to Sarah who remained fecund until ripe old age.
Genesis 17:17
Then Abraham fell upon his face, and laughed, and said in his heart, Shall a child be born unto him that is an hundred years old? and shall Sarah, that is ninety years old, bear?
Jesus answered our prayers. Beware, Sinners! You might be next. Don't mess with Jesus and His most Faithful Soldiers, i.e., us.
Yours in Christ,
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Re: Pray for Doris Day's Agonizing Painful Death
Praise Jesus!
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Be not deceived; God is not mocked:
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Re: Pray for Doris Day's Agonizing Painful Death
Oh, dear Brother Elmer: Thank you so much for this bit of news. Heavens above, I hadn't heard of Doris in years so I just assumed that she had been roasting in Hell for years. That photo is interesting, but are you sure it's of Doris? For some reason, it reminds me of one of those rock singers who go in disguise when they don't want to be recognized. Might it be that your photo is of this this hellbound rebel, in undercover mode?Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
Once again, True Christian™ prayers reign supreme! The Day woman is dead. She lost everything, even her questionable good looks.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
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Re: Pray for Doris Day's Agonizing Painful Death
Sister Isabella, please help me out, I cannot decide - the picture you posted, is that a very ugly female, or is that a male with earrings, necklace, dyed hair, and lipstick?Originally posted by Isabella White View PostFor some reason, it reminds me of one of those rock singers who go in disguise when they don't want to be recognized. Might it be that your photo is of this this hellbound rebel, in undercover mode?
Either way, that poor creature truly deserves our pity and a short prayer. I just want to know if I should pray for her to diminish her utter ugliness (or at least to improve her taste - with better clothes, jewelry, and make-up, she could look somewhat OK), or for him to start acting like a man?
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Re: Pray for Doris Day's Agonizing Painful Death
Oh, dear Sister Basilissa: You know, when I first saw that photo, I assumed it was one of those trendy, androgynous people like that Ann Lennox rock singer. But now I'm thinking it might just be a photo of an ordinary, everyday, run-of-the-mill, lezbiean, female homersexualistic person. I agree that they do need pity and prayers, but really, neither would be of benefit to them since their head-strong ways will not allow them to see the merit in turning to Jesus and begging for forgiveness from their wretched, sinful lifestyles. I'm afraid their corrupt minds are made up and they think think they can do whatever they want, just as theOriginally posted by Basilissa View PostSister Isabella, please help me out, I cannot decide - the picture you posted, is that a very ugly female, or is that a male with earrings, necklace, dyed hair, and lipstick?
Either way, that poor creature truly deserves our pity and a short prayer. I just want to know if I should pray for her to diminish her utter ugliness (or at least to improve her taste - with better clothes, jewelry, and make-up, she could look somewhat OK), or for him to start acting like a man?
so clearly shows. Romans 1: 28, 32:
28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
So, it's eternal hell for them, I'm afraid. A blessed day to you, dear Sister. Sincerely, Isabella W.Comment
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