[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

This post is offensive to a nation of people that this man knows nothing about since Iceland is not in any way more unholy than America if anything America is one of the most unholy countries in the world, they start wars without just reason but Iceland is a peaceful country that does not even has as much as an army and policemen there don't even carry guns.

Holy in American-English means with God. We are not talking "holy" as in with more holes in the ground like volcanoes and rift valley friend. Hands down Iceland has more holes than America, at least per square mile. In fact I have heard Icelands ice-hole has been flaring up lately and causing a huge mess.

[Kristofer]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

If evilution were right, we would have evolved both from the same monkeys. Of course, your existence proves that evilution is a lie, as it cannot explain stupid people like you who cannot even use proper grammar and interpunction.

It is obvious that you are extremly stupid or just really arrogant and i really belive you are a smart guy but evoloution is a PROVEN FACT and you are obviously in denial since these are just your words against the words of thousands of scientists probably more and you of all people should not be calling anyone stupid since you are either insanely stupid or this has hopefully just been a big ass joke and also you spell evoloution wrong so it looks like you are not the best one in grammar either.

You are clearly underestimating the Power of God. He already listened to our prayers by letting this volcano erupt in Iceland in the first place. That is meant as a hint: maybe you should repent right now, before he wipes your iceblock clean of disgusting, fornicating eskimoes.

You are clearly insanely stupid since you obviously know nothing of our nation or our country since the Icelandic people are no more eskimoes than you if you want to find eskimoes you will find them in Greenland and for your information our country has had volcanic eruptions long before petty people like you even existied and also i bet there is a lot more of fornication going on in your country since there are no prostitues in Iceland for example we don't even have as much as a strip club those things are ilegal in Iceland and also if God had anything against us why didn't he wipe us out in any of the last volcanic eruptions, the answer is it has nothing to do with god you moron he wasn't answering your prayers it was just a regular accurance in Iceland and if you even try to argue with me i will have it confirmed that you are insane or just insanely arrogant.

Nevertheless, I am glad that you realize that it didn't just happen, but was sent to you by someone. It wasn't sent by me, of course, I do not have such powers. It was sent by God.

That is the dumbest think i have ever heard this was just like i said a regular accurance and trust me if Katla will erupt Iceland won't be the only country in the world suffering since the USA suffered greatly when the last big eruption of Katla was since the change in the atomshpere is so extreme, BUT we Icelandic people are still here after all these volcanic eruptions and we have done nothing that could be offensive to god in any way more than you Americans have

And we do not molest boys. You are confusing us with the papist scum. The difference is that we are True Christians™, while they clearly aren't Christians.

Islam, judasim, christianity and other religons all belive in the same god so we have the same god as you, and also Iceland has belived in god since the year 1000 around the same time Leifur Eiríkson discovered North America but than 500 years later Christopher Columbus came to America around 1500 and he was katholic but christianity didn't arrive in America until 1619 so it is quite obvious that we have a deeper understanding of God than you and when i say you i mean the author of this post which by the way makes no since what so ever since you have obviously never been to Iceland and have not even as much as seen an Icelandic person that you knew for a fact that was Icelandic not if you see a eskimoe and assume he is Icelandic since i have never in my life seen and eskimoe in Iceland that wasn't from Greenland that is so it is obvious that you are full of shit, and don't start arguing with me since it is pretty damn obvious that you have nothing better to do if you are such a devout christian go become a minister don't wait for something chatastropic to go on the internet and say this was god's work that you prayed for this. I don't want to be to harsh in any way but come on man you got to be available to do something better than this.

[Kristofer]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Kristofer, if that is your name, please realize that we only speak the Word of God. If you have a problem, take it up with God.

God has told us that Iceland is filled with heathens, atheists, swindlers and thieves. We gave you warning and told you to repent, but you did not.

Oh, and as a matter of fact, Jesus says what will happen to those who do not believe in him in Luke 19:27. So much for your idea of forgiveness, eh?

Not you don't speak the word of God becaue you are all full of shit there are no heathens in Iceland we in Iceland belive in God and there are probably more atheists in America than there are people in Iceland we are such a small nation around 300.000 people and there are also probably around 100 times more thives in America than Iceland and no one has ever given us any warning what so ever at least not a warning to be heard, and we Icelandic people built our wealth up by hard work if a couple of people get there money in some other way i am sorry i do not approve of that in any way and also all the bad people that live in Iceland are such a small fragtion of the bad people that live in America

[Kristofer]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Holy in American-English means with God. We are not talking "holy" as in with more holes in the ground like volcanoes and rift valley friend. Hands down Iceland has more holes than America, at least per square mile. In fact I have heard Icelands ice-hole has been flaring up lately and causing a huge mess.

English is originated in Britian moron and it there is almost no diffrence from American-English and normal English so you know very well what i meant and don't pretent you don't.

[Brother Alex]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

English is originated in Britian mormon and it there is almost no diffrence from American-English and normal English so you know very well what i meant and don't pretent you don't.

We're not mormons, we're baptists. Get your facts straight, you moron.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

English is originated in Britian mormon and it there is almost no diffrence from American-English and normal English so you know very well what i meant and don't pretent you don't.

Macro-Language-evolution doesn't happen friend. You don't see Chines turning into Arabian do you? No, we Americans speak American-English and the English speak English-English

[True Disciple]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

It is obvious that you are extremly stupid or just really arrogant and i really belive you are a smart guy but evoloution is a PROVEN FACT and you are obviously in denial since these are just your words against the words of thousands of scientists probably more and you of all people should not be calling anyone stupid since you are either insanely stupid or this has hopefully just been a big ass joke and also you spell evoloution wrong so it looks like you are not the best one in grammar either.

1. A person who apparently never has heard before of interpunction calls me stupid? That's very funny. Next thing you're going to call me out on is the fact I don't know how to travel with a dog sled, isn't it?
2. It's the word of God against the words of science. As God knows everything (Matthew 10:29-30), it seems obvious to me who is right on this.
3. I'm spelling "evoloution" wrong? And you call me stupid? How very ironic.

You are clearly insanely stupid since you obviously know nothing of our nation or our country since the Icelandic people are no more eskimoes than you if you want to find eskimoes you will find them in Greenland and for your information our country has had volcanic eruptions long before petty people like you even existied and also i bet there is a lot more of fornication going on in your country since there are no prostitues in Iceland for example we don't even have as much as a strip club those things are ilegal in Iceland and also if God had anything against us why didn't he wipe us out in any of the last volcanic eruptions, the answer is it has nothing to do with god you mormon he wasn't answering your prayers it was just a regular accurance in Iceland

I think you should get an infraction for every time you refuse to use interpunction. What a hopeless, rambling mess of words is this!

Yes, Iceland has had volcanoes likely since the Great Flood (there were people like me then, of course, think of Noah). So what? When I started this thread, I said I already was aware of this tectonically unstable area. However, now we know why God made it unstable there in the first place: to punish all those vile eskimoes for insulting His Favorite Church.

I do not condone prostitution and fornication in my country, but actively try to stop it, by going into the brothels late at night to attempt to convert those poor, misguided souls. However, what did you do, when Lazytown was first aired in Iceland? Did you protest against this?

Blaming Greenland isn't going to save your country. Why do you hate Greenland?

I'm getting tired of explaining over and over again why this volcanic eruption can only be the result of our prayers. Again:

1. We started praying one month before the first eruption.
2. This means we couldn't have known it would erupt.
3. This volcano erupted for the last time 200 years ago.
4. This means that the chances of it happening in this very month were very, very small (about 1 in 2400 (200x12 months is 2400 months)).
5. 1 in 2400 chances do not just happen
6. If they happen right after you start praying for something, then the only rational explanation is that God answered your prayers.

If you want to object against that, please bring some proper arguments, instead of "yerstupidyerwrongitsallacoincidencegoddoesntexist durrrr."

and if you even try to argue with me i will have it confirmed that you are insane or just insanely arrogant.

Could you please provide an argumentation for this? Just saying "if you disagree with me you are insane and arrogant" doesn't make people actually insane and arrogant. It is only a very childish way to try to prevent being contradicted, showing the inability to cope with criticism.

That is the dumbest think i have ever heard this was just like i said a regular accurance and trust me if Katla will erupt Iceland won't be the only country in the world suffering since the USA suffered greatly when the last big eruption of Katla was since the change in the atomshpere is so extreme, BUT we Icelandic people are still here after all these volcanic eruptions and we have done nothing that could be offensive to god in any way more than you Americans have

Now you are dumbly repeating yourself. Again, we protest the evils in our country, you do not. Additionally, one quarter of your population came to these forums in February to tell us how much they hate God.

And God will protect us against this catastrophe, of course. We True Christians™ are precious in your eyes.

About you people still being there, have you ever pondered that there might very well be a reason that there are only so few of you, and so much of us?

Islam, judasim, christianity and other religons all belive in the same god so we have the same god as you, and also Iceland has belived in god since the year 1000 around the same time Leifur Eiríkson discovered North America but than 500 years later Christopher Columbus came to America around 1500 and he was katholic but christianity didn't arrive in America until 1619 so it is quite obvious that we have a deeper understanding of God than you and when i say you i mean the author of this post

So because Christians (or, well, cathlycks, who do not count, of course) discovered your iceblock sooner, you are Truer Christians™? I sincerely hope you're joking about this, otherwise I'm seriously concerned about your mental sanity. Christianity is a matter of reading the Bible, not of cultural history.

which by the way makes no since what so ever since you have obviously never been to Iceland and have not even as much as seen an Icelandic person that you knew for a fact that was Icelandic not if you see a eskimoe and assume he is Icelandic since i have never in my life seen and eskimoe in Iceland that wasn't from Greenland that is so it is obvious that you are full of shit,

In fact, there is a True Christian™ living in Iceland (Brother Alex) and he confirmed everything we said about this. Didn't your eskimo mother teach you that it is wrong to lie?

and don't start arguing with me since it is pretty damn obvious that you have nothing better to do if you are such a devout christian go become a minister don't wait for something chatastropic to go on the internet and say this was god's work that you prayed for this.

Again, this is not how this happened. We didn't wait for something catastrophic and then claimed to have prayed for it, we first prayed, and only then the catastrophe happened. If you look at the date of the first post in this thread, you will notice that it was posted in February, one month before the first eruption on the 21st of March.

[DevoutBob]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Lolz, Hai guise, what did I miss?

[Nonninn]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

English is originated in Britian mormon and it there is almost no diffrence from American-English and normal English so you know very well what i meant and don't pretent you don't.

Dude, I have tried to reason with them but it can't be done! They belief in a "Holy Bible" they put together themselfs and then they quote some retarded quotes from that "bible" and tell us that everything there is the truth!

It's like I whould go write my own bible and TELL people that if they don't follow what I said and give me money they will ALL GO TO HELL!!!!

It's just idiotic! They belief that the earth is flat becouse some 6 yearold drawd a picture of it and the "Holy Bible" says so!

Just let it be! They know nothing and all the world KNOWS that they know nothing!

They asked for and earthquake or volcano in one of the most volcanicly active place on earth, we have over 10 earthquakes a day! It's like asking for a flood to happen in the Netherlands! It's bound to happen sometime!

Also the reports about this valcano in Eyjafjallajökull going to happen soon came in January so your post is a bit lame!

http://hraun.vedur.is/ja/Katla2009/eyja_uppsafn.html

This craph shows that massive amounts of earthquakes started in January and we got news that this could be happening becouse valcanoes CAN have some timeline eruptions and that is scientifically proven even though all your facts are that BECAUSE GOD SAID SO!

And if u want me to respond the don't BAN me and then say "What nothing to say to that?" like you have done to most people who are against you here!

This "TM" after your True Christian is just lame! Like it's a trademark to belief in god! Unless ofc. you pay for it then it just proves my point!

And btw God came to me and told me that he was just messing with you all !

May God have mercy on you!

[GOD=life]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Dude, I have tried to reason with them but it can't be done!

Because you're a retard who proviced no evidence and no logic.

They belief in a "Holy Bible" they put together themselfs...

No, God wrote the Bible.

It's like I whould go write my own bible and TELL people that if they don't follow what I said and give me money they will ALL GO TO HELL!!!!

Go ahead and see if people will follow the writings of a retard.

Obviously, we don't follow the KJV 1611 Bible because someone yelled "you'll go to Hell!" at us. Try reading it before criticizing it.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

[...]They asked for and earthquake or volcano [...]

Also the reports about this valcano in Eyjafjallajökull going to happen soon came in January so your post is a bit lame!

http://hraun.vedur.is/ja/Katla2009/eyja_uppsafn.html

This graph shows that massive amounts of earthquakes started in January [...]

If you actually look at the graph, there were numerous earthquakes in 2009 as well - yet God did not smite Iceland then. It was ONLY after God told us to warn Iceland that you got all this trouble. You got trouble because you ignored God's Warning. Landover then prayed for God to smite your Eskimoland. AND HE DID!

1. Next, your own Demonologist who study volcanoes, all say you cannot predict them.
2. Christians know you cannot predict God.

Therefore God controls volcanoes!

[Nonninn]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Because you're a retard who proviced no evidence and no logic.


No, God wrote the Bible.


Go ahead and see if people will follow the writings of a retard.

Obviously, we don't follow the KJV 1611 Bible because someone yelled "you'll go to Hell!" at us. Try reading it before criticizing it.

Like it mattered if I did provide some evidence ? You just deny them anyway because God told you otherwise!

I am the one with the logic not you people! All your logic is, "God told us otherwise!"

If God wrote it then how did you get it? He just apeared and gave it to you?

And why is it called the KJV 1611 Bible ?? To my unterstanding the Bible was written very long ago and they have been teching it in churches for like more than 1000 years, but if you provide me with a copy of this Bible i will gladly read it and then tell you what I think after that!

[GOD=life]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Like it mattered if I did provide some evidence?

Yes, because our positions are based on evidence, not on the degree to which someone has a red face with steam blowing out of his ears.

You are using circular reasoning:

1. Premise: you don't care about evidence (false!)
2. Since you don't care about evidence, I won't provide evidence.

I am the one with the logic not you people!

Do you know the difference between formal and informal fallacies?

You have:

1. committed the fallacy of circular reasoning
2. knowingly withheld any evidence to substantiate your position
3. expect us to accept any random rant without evidence to support it

So, in short, we have yet to see any logic coming from you. And thus, you fail at constructing or defending a rational argument and lose the discussion before it even started. Thanks for playing, though.

... but if you provide me with a copy of this Bible i will gladly read it and then tell you what I think after that!

http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=KJV+1611+Bible

[Nonninn]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Yes, because our positions are based on evidence, not on the degree to which someone has a red face with steam blowing out of his ears.

You are using circular reasoning:

1. Premise: you don't care about evidence (false!)
2. Since you don't care about evidence, I won't provide evidence.

Do you know the difference between formal and informal fallacies?

You have:

1. committed the fallacy of circular reasoning
2. knowingly withheld any evidence to substantiate your position
3. expect us to accept any random rant without evidence to support it

So, in short, we have yet to see any logic coming from you. And thus, you fail at constructing or defending a rational argument and lose the discussion before it even started. Thanks for playing, though.


http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=KJV+1611+Bible

I give you links to my evidence but all you do is quote some bible! How is that bible any more reliable than any other book with science ??

yeah and to give you some of you own quotes!

1:31 And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.

so God made us, therefor we are all good! So the snake "satan" was good! And so is all of Iceland!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

And so is all of Iceland!

No!