[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

so God made us, therefor we are all good! So the snake "satan" was good! And so is all of Iceland!

Oh don't be ridiculous! Iceland is, and will always be, a lava-encrusted turd floating in the toilet bowl of GOD's Creation.

[True Disciple]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Also the reports about this valcano in Eyjafjallajökull going to happen soon came in January so your post is a bit lame!

http://hraun.vedur.is/ja/Katla2009/eyja_uppsafn.html

This craph shows that massive amounts of earthquakes started in January and we got news that this could be happening becouse valcanoes CAN have some timeline eruptions and that is scientifically proven even though all your facts are that BECAUSE GOD SAID SO!

On the contrary, my dear raving eskimo, I didn't see this graph before, and wasn't aware of it when I started this thread, but I thank you for posting it, for it further proves that it was indeed True Christian(tm) Prayer that caused this volcano, and the earthquakes clearly reflect what happened on this forum:



A: 01-19-2009: Brother Eliot starts the thread about Lazytown.
B: 05-22-2009: First sinner attacks Brother Eliot's position. God gets angry, and in June and July, earthquakes follow. However, as it was mainly 4chan scum, not eskimo scum, Gods anger subsides again in August.
C: 02-15-2010: Start of the eskimo invasion of these forums. One day later, Rev. Jim starts the "God hates Iceland" thread, and another day later, this thread starts. Immediately, the earthquake activity rises.

Now I invite everyone to look closely to what happens beyond point C: in fact, it marks the end of the last quiet period, and following this point, earthquake activity has increased steadily (see D, the thick, red part of the earthquake graph). It increases, until God apparently was fed up with the eskimoes, and started the judgment.

Even secular science confirms it: God has caused this volcanic eruption as a response to True Christian Prayers(tm). Praise Jesus!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

A: 01-19-2009: Brother Eliot starts the thread about Lazytown.
B: 05-22-2009: First sinner attacks Brother Eliot's position. God gets angry, and in June and July, earthquakes follow. However, as it was mainly 4chan scum, not eskimo scum, Gods anger subsides again in August.
C: 02-15-2010: Start of the eskimo invasion of these forums. One day later, Rev. Jim starts the "God hates Iceland" thread, and another day later, this thread starts. Immediately, the earthquake activity rises.

With indisputable proof like this now even secular scientists will finally have to admit that praying does work!

Matthew 6:6 "But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly."

Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."

[No Cigar]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

God would recognize good Christians better than anyone. He really doesn't need a memo from you guys where they are and aren't located.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

God would recognize good Christians better than anyone. He really doesn't need a memo from you guys where they are and aren't located.

Who are you to limit the power of God by claiming He doesn't listen to prayers?

[Nonninn]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

With indisputable proof like this now even secular scientists will finally have to admit that praying does work!

Matthew 6:6 "But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly."

Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."

What proof? That is just random bullshit he is saying! Nothing he sais is accurate! You are all braindead retards and I wish you all well in your narrow-minded retarded community!

And also if the Heaven and earth will pass away, In Matthew 24:35, the Lord Jesus said, "Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away." , I will like it well in Hell...

Also if God made us, did he make a mistake or what? If all he does is awesome and great then why not give us cars and all that just at the start??

Well i had a good laugh about your stupidity and I think I should really stop waisting my time on you because you have no logic or common sens!

You know God does not exist! How ever you try to "proof" it!

[True Disciple]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

What proof? That is just random bullshit he is saying! Nothing he sais is accurate! You are all braindead retards and I wish you all well in your narrow-minded retarded community!

Excuse me? Could you please point out where it isn't accurate? It is clear that you cannot deny that the real activity started after we started praying. Just shouting "you're wrong" isn't going to win you an argument, you know. I've very seldom met people as obstinate as you.

And also if the Heaven and earth will pass away, In Matthew 24:35, the Lord Jesus said, "Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away." , I will like it well in Hell...

About Heaven and Earth passing away:

Revelation 21:1:
And I saw a new heaven and a new earth: for the first heaven and the first earth were passed away; and there was no more sea.

About Hell being a nice place:

Mark 9:45-46:
And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.

Again, you are wrong about practically everything.

Also if God made us, did he make a mistake or what? If all he does is awesome and great then why not give us cars and all that just at the start??

Romans 9:20-21:
Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed it, Why hast thou made me thus? Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?

In other words, don't ask questions.

Well i had a good laugh about your stupidity and I think I should really stop waisting my time on you because you have no logic or common sens!

If that is true, why haven't you even attempted to logically disprove anything I said?

You're so typical an example of a pathetic atheist teenager. You come here, say we are wrong, refuse to even address our explanations as to why we are not, declare victory and leave this forum. Do you really think anyone is going to be impressed by that? I can tell you, Jesus is certainly not.

You know God does not exist! How ever you try to "proof" it!

What you are saying, in fact, is:
"I'm right, you're wrong!!! Waaaah!!!"

Silly eskimo.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

What proof?

Is there some institute which is filled with blind and stupid people that recently got connected to the Internet? The proof was in the posting you replied to idiot.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

some people won't believe no matter what evidence they are shown

[Fittjävel]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

i hope that the tsunami strikes up in ur ass.

[GOD=life]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

i hope that the tsunami strikes up in ur ass.

Why not pray to God for it to happen then?

[Fittjävel]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Nothing -- and that's the problem. You should have left that Godforsaken iceblock years ago.

But it's not too late; convert to Christianity, and get out of there!

jeeesus...what an bullshit this bitch tries to tell you.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

jeeesus...what an bullshit this bitch tries to tell you.

I beg your pardon? How very hurtful.

May GOD strike you dead, you grimy little worm!

[GOD=life]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Show some respect, friend.

[Fittjävel]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

one day it will happen anyway.

sorry for my bad language, doesnt mean to offend anyone.

you may delete my post.

my apologies