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  • bornsecular
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    • Mar 2010
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    #241
    Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

    Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
    I think it is Ri-kyah-veek, but I am not sure, I don't speak eskimo. I think Jesus will understand what we mean, anyway.

    it's pronounced "rek-yuh-vick"
    and iceland does not have "eskimos" the inuit people actually live in alaska and northern canada.

    isn't it a little un-christian to pray for an entire nation of people to die?
    because it sure seems that way to me.

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    • Icelander #1
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Mar 2010
      • 1

      #242
      Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

      All you stupid motherfuckers,

      YOU are the terrorists in this world, you brainwashed idiots,

      It is YOU that put a bad name to this religion.

      I hate YOU people so much, you stupid Americans, saying that Iraqis are terrorists, NO ! YOU fuckin' Americans are the real terrorists !!!

      Saying that you have to stop Saddam Hussein in 2002, and that was the reason you started the war against Iraq, and then what??

      YOU got Saddam Hussein, hanged him and YOU are still there in Iraq.

      I hate you fucking religous dumb motherfuckers, GO TO HELL !!!!!!!!



      One angry Icelander

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22854

        #243
        Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

        Originally posted by bornsecular View Post
        [...]isn't it a little un-christian to pray for an entire nation of people to die?
        because it sure seems that way to me.
        You see, God isn't bothered "how it appears" to you. Even this atheist site glorifies God's body-count. http://dwindlinginunbelief.blogspot....lete-list.html

        There is nothing, I repeat, 'nothing', unGodly about slaying nations or praying for their utter destruction.

        Matthew 10:14 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.
        Matthew 10:15 Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city.


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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22854

          #244
          Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

          Originally posted by Icelander #1 View Post
          All you stupid motherpiffleers,

          YOU are the terrorists in this world, you brainwashed idiots,

          It is YOU that put a bad name to this religion.

          I hate YOU people so much, you stupid Americans, saying that Iraqis are terrorists, NO ! YOU pifflein' Americans are the real terrorists !!!

          Saying that you have to stop Saddam Hussein in 2002, and that was the reason you started the war against Iraq, and then what??

          YOU got Saddam Hussein, hanged him and YOU are still there in Iraq.

          I hate you piffleing religous dumb motherpiffleers, GO TO HELL !!!!!!!!



          One angry Icelander
          ...and here, dear readers, we have the mindless hate of Eskimo atheists from Iceland.

          Let this stand as a warning and a lesson that only Jesus can bring peace to the Earth.
          sigpic


          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Sister Kitty
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2010
            • 857

            #245
            Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

            Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post


            This Igloo seems to have electricity. Or is it only Canadian Eskimos that have discovered generators?
            Indeed we have, almost a decade ago. The difficult thing was getting them to run on whale oil. I believe my unsaved Icelandic brethren use the fires of Hell itself to produce heat and electricity. They will pay for their blasphemy.
            Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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            • GunnarTheIcelandic
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Mar 2010
              • 8

              #246
              Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

              ok if iceland are so much siners for creating the show lazy town to get overwaight ppl to move, björk to make super bad music lets count americas sins that will make you burn in hell to....
              1.Hiroshima - dont think i need to explain thisone more...
              2.Vietnam.(btw lost)
              3.our prime minister is a lesbian, your president is black. (dont know if the bible has anythink against black ppl but i'll throught it in there because you were so good at having the as slaves.)
              4.KKK aka Ku klux klan
              5.the hanging of 2 black boy's that were "accused" of raping a white girl.never proved. police were helping with the hanging of them.
              6.nagasaki (thought i was going to forget that one?)
              i'm going to make it short this time because i have to go to sleep to enjoy easter. and offcource to give you the change to reply.
              sry for the bad spelling it's 01:27 here.

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              • GunnarTheIcelandic
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Mar 2010
                • 8

                #247
                Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

                ehh before i go to sleep i wana through some links for you ppl to see how advanged we are.....
                1.http://eyjan.is/files/2008/10/karahnjukar21.jpg biggest dam in iceland. (and europe i think)
                2.http://www.photos.is/main.php?g2_vie...serialNumber=2
                one picture of the town reikjavík you all hate so much...(tall building is called "hallgrímskirkja" wich is a church, try google it.)

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                • St. Anger
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                  • Mar 2010
                  • 3

                  #248
                  Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

                  Yep, that's Christianity for you. Believe what we do or die a violent death.

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                  • Sister Kitty
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2010
                    • 857

                    #249
                    Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

                    Originally posted by GunnarTheIcelandic View Post
                    ehh before i go to sleep i wana through some links for you ppl to see how advanged we are.....
                    Indeed. Your mastery of basic literacy is testament not only to the advanced state of your educational system, but of your society as a whole.
                    Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                    • GunnarTheIcelandic
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Mar 2010
                      • 8

                      #250
                      Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

                      Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
                      Indeed. Your mastery of basic literacy is testament not only to the advanced state of your educational system, but of your society as a whole.
                      hey bitch, i asked for a real answer not so let the men answer. if all you have to say is my spelling then get in the kitchen where you belong...

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                      • BelieverInGod
                        Fourm Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 9269

                        #251
                        Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

                        Originally posted by GunnarTheIcelandic View Post
                        hey bitch, i asked for a real answer not so let the men answer. if all you have to say is my spelling then get in the kitchen where you belong...
                        We wouldn't "obey" you even if you paid us. We submit to Godly men, not queer seal humping viking wanabees.
                        Drama queen

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                        • Brother Enoch
                          The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2008
                          • 4392

                          #252
                          Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

                          Originally posted by GunnarTheIcelandic View Post
                          hey bitch, i asked for a real answer not so let the men answer. if all you have to say is my spelling then get in the kitchen where you belong...
                          I would suggest you tread warily when speaking to your betters. And yes, that includes Sister Kitty as she appears to be a God-fearing woman. Mind your betters and govern yourself accordingly. Or your time here will be short indeed.

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                          • True Disciple
                            True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                            Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                            Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2009
                            • 2445

                            #253
                            Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

                            Originally posted by Icelandic View Post
                            True Disciple - I will scroll over your reply as I have done with your last replies. You can crack your self up and reply, but it wont be something I'll read. It realy hurts my brains cells to read your waste.
                            How sad! Why do you even reply if you are not going to read anything we say here? I will pray that Jesus replaces your hateful heart of stone with a heart of flesh, filled with True Christian Love(tm):

                            Ezekiel 36:26:
                            A new heart also will I give you, and a new spirit will I put within you: and I will take away the stony heart out of your flesh, and I will give you an heart of flesh.

                            Originally posted by bornsecular View Post
                            isn't it a little un-christian to pray for an entire nation of people to die?
                            because it sure seems that way to me.

                            Could you please point out where my prayers weren't taken straight from Scripture?

                            Originally posted by GunnarTheIcelandic View Post
                            1.Hiroshima - dont think i need to explain thisone more...
                            Why not? In what way was Hiroshima anything else than God punishing the nips for their attack against His Favorite Country?

                            2.Vietnam.(btw lost)
                            What are you talking about? The only evil that happened in Vietnam was America leaving that place after giving in to lieberal pussies. If we got it our way, the entirety of Vietnam would now be a Godly Free Market State, instead of a communist hellhole.

                            3.our prime minister is a lesbian, your president is black. (dont know if the bible has anythink against black ppl but i'll throught it in there because you were so good at having the as slaves.)
                            No one of us voted for Obamba. He grabbed control of the nation for a while, but in 2012, everything will be alright again when God appoints another Godly Republican to be President, like He appointed Godly George W Bush.

                            4.KKK aka Ku klux klan
                            What do they have to do with anything?

                            5.the hanging of 2 black boy's that were "accused" of raping a white girl.never proved. police were helping with the hanging of them.
                            About which case are you talking specifically? Black people often rape white women, since the abolition of slavery.

                            6.nagasaki (thought i was going to forget that one?)
                            Umm..same reason as Hiroshima, isn't it? God hated the nips, because they worshipped an old nip in Tokyo instead of Jesus.

                            sry for the bad spelling it's 01:27 here.
                            So in your frigid wasteland, spelling changes as it gets later in the evening? That's stupid. Why is that?
                            Sweet Lord Jesus,
                            I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                            Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                            Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                            Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                            Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                            Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                            Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                            Amen.

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                            • GunnarTheIcelandic
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Mar 2010
                              • 8

                              #254
                              Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

                              are you even hearing your self?
                              you sound like some crazy person...
                              have to go to workout now, reply later for you crazy ppl.

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                              • Icelandic
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Feb 2010
                                • 30

                                #255
                                Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

                                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                                You see, God isn't bothered "how it appears" to you. Even this atheist site glorifies God's body-count. http://dwindlinginunbelief.blogspot....lete-list.html

                                There is nothing, I repeat, 'nothing', unGodly about slaying nations or praying for their utter destruction.

                                Matthew 10:14 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.
                                Matthew 10:15 Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city.


                                SERIOUSLY!! Thx for proofing a point a made earlier. You ppl just read what you want from the bible and make your own meaning from your readings.

                                Where in these verses does it say you should pray for nations destructions!?! The only thing you are supposed to do if the town/city/nation is closed for the word of God, is to shake the dust of your feet and leave. The rest of the vers says only how the status of the town/city/nation will be in the day of judgment.

                                [quote=GunnarTheIcelandic]are you even hearing your self?
                                you sound like some crazy person...
                                have to go to workout now, reply later for you crazy ppl.[/qoute]

                                You are just coming to a point that everyone comes to sooner or later when reading the posts from those physchos.

                                Status of Volcano eruptions: The eruptions are fading out with zero deaths recorded. Maybe God doesn't listen to you ppl after all (especially when you pray like....yup...nuff said), try to shout the next time.

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