[Nathan B. Forrest]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

I think I've found the true devil, and his name is landoverbaptist.net.

You joined our fine community just to mock us and call us names? Surely you have hobbies or other interests you could be doing now...

[True Disciple]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

I have a few questions. I'm sure I'll be banned soon enough, but I simply ask that you humor me for now. I see that my username, which was intended to be "Unsaved and Proud", has been changed to "Unsaved and Ashamed". Clever.

Pride is a sin, my friend. Your username was offensive to God, therefore it was changed. If you come to a True Christian(tm) forum, expect to be subjected to Biblical Rules.

1. Why would you claim to follow the word of Jesus Christ, a man who preached peace, brotherhood, love and acceptance, yet pray for terrible things to happen to people? Did he not say to love your enemies? Was I lied to when I was told that Jesus begged his father to forgive his murderers, for they knew not what they did? Yet you want men, women and children in Iceland to suffer and perish?

A common mistake among atheists. In fact, Jesus indeed preached love, but also judgment and even hate for sinners who did not accept His Atoning Sacrifice:

Luke 14:26:
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

Matthew 25:41:
Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels
Matthew 13:41-42:
The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.


Matthew 10:34-36:

Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.


Isaiah 13:9-16:

Behold, the day of the LORD cometh, cruel both with wrath and fierce anger, to lay the land desolate: and he shall destroy the sinners thereof out of it.
For the stars of heaven and the constellations thereof shall not give their light: the sun shall be darkened in his going forth, and the moon shall not cause her light to shine.
And I will punish the world for their evil, and the wicked for their iniquity; and I will cause the arrogancy of the proud to cease, and will lay low the haughtiness of the terrible.
I will make a man more precious than fine gold; even a man than the golden wedge of Ophir.
Therefore I will shake the heavens, and the earth shall remove out of her place, in the wrath of the LORD of hosts, and in the day of his fierce anger.
And it shall be as the chased roe, and as a sheep that no man taketh up: they shall every man turn to his own people, and flee every one into his own land.
Every one that is found shall be thrust through; and every one that is joined unto them shall fall by the sword.
Their children also shall be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses shall be spoiled, and their wives ravished.

Additionally, you might notice that all my prayers were drawn directly from the Bible. Are you saying that David, who prayed for the same things, was an evil man? Do you realize that he was so precious to God, that God made him win almost every war he fought?

---long, detailed summary of its own virtues---

Indeed, you need to understand that it is through faith, not works, that we are Saved(tm) and go to Heaven.

Here is more about the Biblical support for Salvation through Faith alone.

You think you are too good to go to Hell? Read THIS!

Romans 3:10:
As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one

Don't pray to god to help you pass tests, STUDY THE MATERIAL! God has more important things to concern himself with!

Unbiblical rubbish. God makes it perfectly clear that He wants people to believe in Him and worship Him.

4. You do not believe in atomic theory!? From your board: "Atomic Theory teaches that matter is made of very tiny particles, called atoms, which react with one another according to all kinds of crazy “rules,” quantum mechanics (a historical mistake as well, but currently ranked #14, so it does not appear in this list). The conflict with the above Passages is obvious. 1 Col. 1:17 very clearly states that things consist of Jesus, and are hold together by Jesus, not some silly “strong atomic force.”

Are you dim? Of course I do not believe in atomic theory. I would think I had explained that thoroughly in that other thread (where you should have posted this question, of course).

So, the atomic bomb, which the United States dropped on Japan, was an exploding Jesus bomb?

You can say that. Jesus made us win the war agains the nips, as America is a Christian nation, while Japan was a nation of unsaved, gibbering heathens who mostly worshipped their own deceased.

Or was that the work of the devil, who prances about tricking people, because despite the vastness of the universe, otherworldly beings have nothing better to concern themselves with than what we're doing here on Earth?

How silly are you? Didn't I explain in that thread as well that the Earth is the Center of the Universe? Of course they care about this place.

You honestly believe that the devil sneaks around and paints flowers? To trick us? Really? Well, who am I to mock your beliefs. It simply seems like a ridiculous concept to me, but then again, I have a feeling you'll accuse me of being a demon or devil for doubting such a thing.

You clearly have no clue about the evil, insidious tricks of the devil. Remember, the best way to support the devil is to claim he does not exist! Satan has blinded you for this truth:

2 Corinthians 4:4:
In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them.

5. You believe that the bible is a legitimate source, because it claims to be the word of god and you can hold the bible in your hand? The Quar'an, Torah and countless other writings are the alleged works of divine beings. Why are they wrong?

The Torah is not wrong, as it corresponds to the Old Testament. It is only incomplete. The Qu'ran is wrong, of course, as nowhere in the Old nor the New Testament ever an allusion, let alone a prophecy, is made regarding Muhammad. Therefore, he was an impostor.

Carry your god with you wherever you go, sure, but stop begging him to do it for you and help you with it! That's pure, unadulterated laziness. Isn't sloth one of your cardinal sins?

Your entire point seems to be that you think prayer is a sin. What makes you think we would take that seriously?

About the constant prayer thing, this is what God thinks of this:

1 Thessalonians 5:17-18:
Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.

I would say, checkmate, atheist.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Umm, are you not aware that Katla , a huge volcano, always explodes after this little one does? Or is your government keeping that little tidbit of information from your people? It's a three step process.

1. We pray for your destruction
2. Little volcano erupts
3. Katla explodes


And when Katla goes, Iceland will be annihilated, killing you all. Which is exactly what we've been praying for.

Predicted by me just one week ago, The Katlaclysm! Happening right this minute!

Severe flooding expected in Iceland

Posted on14 April 2010.
A new eruption is taking place under Iceland’s Eyjafjallajokull glacier and flooding is expected. Journalists to the south of the glacier say they can already see the flood waters approaching.


Flights below 30,000 feet have been banned from the zones to the north and the east of the new eruption and residents south of the glacier have been evacuated.
Scientists are also monitoring the condition of drinking water in the Westman Islands, which comes from the glacier. No changes in quality have yet been recorded.

[Brother Alex]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Predicted by me just one week ago, The Katlaclysm! Happening right this minute!

Severe flooding expected in Iceland

This is what these Godmocking Eskimos get for attacking God's favorite forum. Praise the LORD!

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

This is what these Godmocking Eskimos get for attacking God's favorite forum. Praise the LORD!

Glad you're okay Brother Alex! Is everyone else there dead yet?

[Really?? (Quarantined)]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Glad you're okay Brother Alex! Is everyone else there dead yet?

Too bad for you we are very much alive and if Katla erupts it is going to affect all the world and even you brother,so you better start praying that it doesn't erupt!

[Really?? (Quarantined)]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Nonsense. Nothing would make us happier than seeing this whole sinful world punished.

Even tough it would mean the death of all of you??

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Too bad for you we are very much alive and if Katla erupts it is going to affect all the world and even you brother,so you better start praying that it doesn't erupt!

We're Christians, we have nothing to worry about, but you do.

http://www.icenews.is/index.php/2010/04/14/new-volcano-much-bigger-than-fimmvorduhals/

New volcano “much bigger” than Fimmvorduhals

Posted on14 April 2010.
The volcano erupting under South Iceland’s Eyjafjallajokull glacier has opened a 2km long gorge and is already considered much bigger than the nearby Fimmvorduhals volcano which seems to have finally ended yesterday. Glacier water has already started flooding surrounding land and evacuation orders are in force.


Iceland’s main highway, Route 1, is being dug up south of the glacier in an attempt to save Markarfljots Bridge from the flood water.
Flood water is pouring off the glacier both to the north and the south, but both flows will enter the sea to the south.

[Really?? (Quarantined)]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

There is one of two possibilities. One - I too am a sinner, so I would be killed. God would be just in handing out this punishment.

Two - I am a True Christian, and so will be protected from all harm as the Bible promises.

Either way, things work out for the greater good.

If you really believe that you even stupider than I tought!

[True Disciple]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Predicted by me just one week ago, The Katlaclysm! Happening right this minute!

Severe flooding expected in Iceland

Praise Jesus, Brother! God is finally bringing His Divine Love and Justice over these disgusting eskimoes!

[Brother Alex]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Glad you're okay Brother Alex! Is everyone else there dead yet?

I don't know, it's unusually silent outside. I've been sitting in my prayer closet all day. It won't be long before it starts raining fire and brimstone here. The wrath of God has truly been revealed from the heavens, just as described in Romans 1:18:

Romans 1:18:
For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

[Really?? (Quarantined)]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

I don't know, it's unusually silent outside. I've been sitting in my prayer closet all day. It won't be long before it starts raining fire and brimstone here. The wrath of God has truly been revealed from the heavens, just as described in Romans 1:18:

Romans 1:18:
For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

Is it really going to rain fire and brimstone in Sauðárkrókur??May be I should get the hell out off Reykjavík while I can??

[True Disciple]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

May be I should get the hell out off Reykjavík while I can??

You are a little slow on the uptake, aren't you?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

I don't know, it's unusually silent outside. I've been sitting in my prayer closet all day. It won't be long before it starts raining fire and brimstone here. The wrath of God has truly been revealed from the heavens, just as described in Romans 1:18:

Romans 1:18:
For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

Do not fear My Brother, Jesus will protect you with a giant umbrella. Praise Jesus

[joeeee]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

what a horrible thing to wish for! didn't Jesus always want you to love each other!? you're seriously twisting what is written in the Bible.

None of you are 'true Christians'. You're all fakes who are blinded by each other's ridiculous takes on the Lord's word.