[fRimBo]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!!

NEVAH!! He stole all my cupcakes! I will never forgive him...

[True Disciple]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

yeah rly how could u have known? its been in the news here for lika 4 months! earthquakes and lots of activity in that area! it' like I would say: I predict that there will be a hurricane in USA! It's very likely to happen! Iceland has a lot of earthquakes and valcano eruptions so its not like is was not going to happen!

Complete nonsense. The volcano first erupted the 21st of March. Jesus hates liars, friend!

The point is, we could impossibly have known that that volcano would erupt, or on this scale. As we aren't clairvoyant, it is clear that it are our prayers who made God decide to make the volcano erupt.

And it's a small eruption so there's nothing to worry about, this just attracts turists and news to our beautiful country!

Yes, they've been saying this now for a while, since it first erupted. However, it keeps increasing in intensity. When will finally the point come that you reazlie that your country is literally going to Hell? Or do you like the idea of tourists coming to see your charred bodies and ruined houses?

Well i put the Bush part in becouse I was wondering why Iceland deserved such awesull things wished upon them when clearly America is much worse the Iceland will ever be!

What are you talking about? George W Bush was a Man of God! Your lesbo president is a hellbound sinner. That makes a lot of difference to God, you know.

[fRimBo]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Complete nonsense. The volcano first erupted the 21st of March. Jesus hates liars, friend!

The point is, we could impossibly have known that that volcano would erupt, or on this scale. As we aren't clairvoyant, it is clear that it are our prayers who made God decide to make the volcano erupt.



Yes, they've been saying this now for a while, since it first erupted. However, it keeps increasing in intensity. When will finally the point come that you reazlie that your country is literally going to Hell? Or do you like the idea of tourists coming to see your charred bodies and ruined houses?



What are you talking about? George W Bush was a Man of God! Your lesbo president is a hellbound sinner. That makes a lot of difference to God, you know.

Ok please tell me that you are just trolling for fun ? This is really fucked up there! Do you really honestly belief this? No common sens at all ? well gl to you all in heaven! Me and Satan have a lot of partying to do!

See you guys later!

[True Disciple]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Ok please tell me that you are just trolling for fun ? This is really piffleed up there! Do you really honestly belief this? No common sens at all ? well gl to you all in heaven! Me and Satan have a lot of partying to do!

See you guys later!

Why don't you answer what I said? You seem to be running away from the truth rather cowardly. Do you, or do you not, deny that the volcanic eruption happening at this very moment is too much of a coincidence to be chalked up to sheer luck?

[fRimBo2]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Why don't you answer what I said? You seem to be running away from the truth rather cowardly. Do you, or do you not, deny that the volcanic eruption happening at this very moment is too much of a coincidence to be chalked up to sheer luck?

Sorry, I thought you where just being funny. Then when i was going to answer you I got banned! So i had to go make another account.

Well first of all scientists can detect movement in the earths crust and volcanic movement and the reports of this being possably happening came before february.
This valcano has also been known to erupte every 200 years or so.
This is not even near Reykjavik witch is what u prayed for to be striked!
This is not a huge eruption but actually a very small one, it has actually stopped.
And if Bush was a man of God, why does he want to kill his own people ?
Bush did nothing but stupid things.

And our lesbo president? what? Our president is male and he's married! Our female president was not lesbian but you? you have a black president!

[True Disciple]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Well first of all scientists can detect movement in the earths crust and volcanic movement and the reports of this being possably happening came before february.

Could you please provide us with a link then?

This valcano has also been known to erupte every 200 years or so.

Volcanoes do not erupt periodically. Look at the Vesuvius, for example, there were times when it erupted every four years. Now it hasn't erupted for 66 years.

This is not even near Reykjavik witch is what u prayed for to be striked!

Not yet. It likely will be.

This is not a huge eruption but actually a very small one, it has actually stopped.

That's what they said in Late March as well. Yet it started again. Do you really think God will let you off the hook?

And if Bush was a man of God, why does he want to kill his own people ?
Bush did nothing but stupid things.

He did not want to kill us. He wanted to protect us from the terrorist threat of Vietraq.

And our lesbo president? what? Our president is male and he's married! Our female president was not lesbian but you? you have a black president!

I didn't vote for Obamba, and strongly protested his occupation of the white house. Did you protest when a woman was elected president of your iceblock?

[Br4zl0l]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

OK first of all True Disciple the monkey you evolved from must have been an extremely stupid ignorant bum boy monkey.

Second how on earth are u gonna get that volcano to Reykjavik to make it do some real damage? you just gonna get a bunch of trucks and move it there? it´s in the middle of nowhere so nobody in iceland gives a rat´s ass about that weak ass valcano you sent on us. maybe you stupid ass christians should stop molesting little boys and start playing harder cos if your gonna take us icelanders down you better bring bigger and more powerful volcanos

lots o love from the north <3

and btw if u guys are trollin keep up the good work i was laughing for hours reading this forum earlier

[True Disciple]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

OK, first of all, True Disciple, the monkey you evolved from must have been an extremely stupid, ignorant, bum boy monkey.

If evilution were right, we would have evolved both from the same monkeys. Of course, your existence proves that evilution is a lie, as it cannot explain stupid people like you who cannot even use proper grammar and interpunction.

Secondly, how on earth are you gonna get that volcano to Reykjavik to make it do some real damage? Are you just gonna get a bunch of trucks and move it there? it´s in the middle of nowhere, so nobody in Iceland gives a rat´s ass about that weak ass volcano you sent on us. Maybe you stupid ass christians should stop molesting little boys and start praying harder, because if you're gonna take us Icelanders down, you'd better bring bigger and more powerful volcanoes.

Lots of love from the north.

You are clearly underestimating the Power of God. He already listened to our prayers by letting this volcano erupt in Iceland in the first place. That is meant as a hint: maybe you should repent right now, before he wipes your iceblock clean of disgusting, fornicating eskimoes.

Nevertheless, I am glad that you realize that it didn't just happen, but was sent to you by someone. It wasn't sent by me, of course, I do not have such powers. It was sent by God.

And we do not molest boys. You are confusing us with the papist scum. The difference is that we are True Christians™, while they clearly aren't Christians.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Why would you claim to follow the word of Jesus Christ, a man who preached peace, brotherhood, love and acceptance, yet pray for terrible things to happen to people?

Here's how, in Matthew 11:21, Jesus described the fate of two towns that, despite his having performed mighty miracles before them, refused to convert:

Woe unto thee, Chorazin! woe unto thee, Bethsaida! for if the mighty works, which were done in you, had been done in Tyre and Sidon, they would have repented long ago in sackcloth and ashes.

Sounds a lot like Reykjavik to me.

I'm an unbaptized atheist...well, let's say I lean more towards agnostic.

Are you agnostic about Santa Clause, too? Sometimes, you have to pick a side. Remember what Jesus said:

He that is not with me is against me.... Matthew 12:30

Agnostics go to the same Hell that atheists do.

I feel that I adhere more closely to the Christian ideology than many Christians seem to.

Catholics aren't Christians, but they claim to be, so we True Christians™ get blamed unfairly for the messes that they leave behind.

Every day that I work (and believe me, there's no such thing as an easy day), I help those in need, just as Jesus did. However, I help them because I'm a kind- hearted person and genuinely want to help the sick, elderly, etc.

That's not why Jesus healed the sick. Jesus healed the sick only to fulfil prophecy, then ran off once he had healed just enough of them:

When the even was come, they brought unto him many that were possessed with devils: and he cast out the spirits with his word, and healed all that were sick: That it might be fulfilled which was spoken by Esaias the prophet, saying, Himself took our infirmities, and bare our sicknesses. Now when Jesus saw great multitudes about him, he gave commandment to depart unto the other side.... Matthew 8:16-18

I don't perform these duties because I believe I'll be rewarded by a divine being, which seems to be why many of you do what you do.

Excellent, because if you aren't saved, your good deeds won't save you from Hell. And we WILL be rewarded by God for our faith in Him.

That to me is the epitome of greed. I've been in churches and I've seen televangelists with their multi- million dollar book deals. Jesus traveled with nothing more than robes and a staff, doing what he could to help his fellow man.... How can any of you point a finger at me when you follow Porsche and Mercedes- driving preachers?

Jesus could also conjure up his own food and winds to power his ships, whereas Landover has to pay for food and transportation. Besides, Landover has a special mission, saving rich people. As Jesus told us:

And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. Matthew 19:24

So, in reality, we are the ones who are serving the most needful, and we couldn't do it without the private jets for our pastors and the platinum-tither only golf courses in Freehold.

Wouldn't these people want to return every last dime that they earn (after overhead and necessities of course) back to the church if they were true believers?

Do you have any idea how many negroes our pastors employ as servants? What would you have us do, throw the poor jigaboos out into the street?

I'm going to be damned, despite the fact that I help people for all the right reasons, because I don't label myself as a Christian?

No, you're going to be damned because you aren't a True Christian™. Labels aren't important to God.

If god is a loving father who gave us all free will, why would he want us to spend the entirety of our short span on this planet groveling at his feet?

Because it is good practice for groveling at his feet forever when you are in Heaven.

It is my belief that, if there is a god, he would want us live out our lives doing what makes us happy

Now the agnostic is telling us about his beliefs. Amazing.

Don't pray to god to help you pass tests, STUDY THE MATERIAL!

We study the Bible every day.

God has more important things to concern himself with!

Why don't you let God decide what's important to Him? God told us that,

...all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. Matthew 21:22

He must be giving us everything we ask for for a reason.

You do not believe in atomic theory!?

The Bible mentions Adam, not atom.

So, the atomic bomb, which the United States dropped on Japan, was an exploding Jesus bomb?

Yes.

Or was that the work of the devil

Nothing done by the United States military is the work of the Devil,.

Why are you all so convinced that everything is the work of the devil? I read on this board that you people truly believe this- "At night, Satan sneaks into the gardens of botanists, and paints flowers in certain colors, in such a way that it implies a genetic relationship conform the predictions of genetics".

Satan is a real trickster. He'll stop at nothing to fool you into burning in Hell. Open your eyes, friend.

You honestly believe that the devil sneaks around and paints flowers? To trick us? Really?

Yes. Really.

Well, who am I to mock your beliefs.

Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap. Galatians 6:7

5. You believe that the bible is a legitimate source, because it claims to be the word of god and you can hold the bible in your hand? The Quar'an, Torah and countless other writings are the alleged works of divine beings. Why are they wrong?

The Torah is part of the Bible, so it is not wrong. The Quran is filled with contradictions and illogic and bad science. You can read about it here.

What about the teachings of say, Buddhists? Buddhists are true pacifists, so does that mean that they're hated by god, because they aren't Christians?

Hated? I don't think so. Just Hellbound.

Is god so petty and insecure that, even though one may unknowingly and unintentionally follow his word, they'll be punished due to the fact that they lack a label and don't haunt God endlessly with prayer... [pointless, repetitive text deleted].... If there is a god, I suspect we'll never see his return, because you people are the most needy and demanding creatures on the planet!

Who cares what you suspect?

That's pure, unadulterated laziness.

You're treating us like we're a bunch of negroes on welfare for generation after generation. Believe me, when Pastor Deacon Fred gets home from a long day of chatting up donors and politicians on the golf course, on his private yacht, and in exclusive nightclubs and restaurants, he is exhausted.

Isn't sloth one of your cardinal sins?

NO!!!!!!!!!! Catholics believe in cardinal sins, not Christians.

Consider this theoretical situation for just a moment

Why do I have a bad feeling about this?

You're a teacher... yada yada yada... two separate classes... yada yada yada.... Class A.... yada yada yada... they fear punishment... yada yada yada... want a reward... yada yada yada... Class B unintentionally follows your word.... blah di blah di blah.... you don't even need to teach them anything. It's simply their nature to act exactly as you would want them to.

Let's stop there for a second. Why the Hell am I wasting my time teaching people in Class B, since they already know how to act?

... graduation time has come and you can only reward one of the classes. Who would you reward?

Class A, of course. Class B didn't learn a thing, they just wasted my time.

It seems to me that many of you enjoy putting words in your god's mouth, which he may not necessarily agree with.

Everything we say comes from the Bible. If there's some position we have taken without a Biblical basis, please tell us what it is and we will correct that mistake.

Especially since his only son came preaching love and acceptance

It is true, for 1 John 4:8 tells us:

God is Love.

In Matthew 23:33, Jesus loved and accepted the Jews this way:

Wherefore ye be witnesses unto yourselves, that ye are the children of them which killed the prophets. Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?

[skepticofail]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

You people are really praying for an earth quake to hit an city just because you believe that it is evil. As said from one post earlier god will strike down the hypocrites. But are you people not hypocrites, for hating another neighbor, so to speak, simply for their different views. You people thank you are doing right but, you are truly the hypocrites and will be punished. the bible says to "love thy neighbor" but you want to kill them all with an earth quake! So as sad as it is, you people pay close attention only to the passages that agree with you and ignore the rest.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

You people are really praying for an earth quake to hit an city just because you believe that it is evil. As said from one post earlier god will strike down the hypocrites. But are you people not hypocrites, for hating another neighbor, so to speak, simply for their different views. You people thank you are doing right but, you are truly the hypocrites and will be punished. the bible says to "love thy neighbor" but you want to kill them all with an earth quake! So as sad as it is, you people pay close attention only to the passages that agree with you and ignore the rest.

Dear teenaged fool;

You need to shut your yap and start reading the Holy Bible instead of pulling it out of your behind. Take a look at my sermon on the subject of Judging others HERE. Your immortal soul is at stake, son.

[True Disciple]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Dear teenaged fool;

You need to shut your yap and start reading the Holy Bible instead of pulling it out of your behind. Take a look at my sermon on the subject of Judging others HERE. Your immortal soul is at stake, son.

I agree, Pastor! Those idiots who come here and try to tell us why we are wrong for some reason never actually take the time to read the Bible for themselves.
Haven't we supported every statement we made here with Scripture? Yet they come, never citing Scripture, and still think they can tell us we wouldn't be True Christians(tm).

Why don't they realize how dumb that is? They must be possesed by demons. Almost all eskimoes are.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

You people are really praying for an earth quake to hit an city just because you believe that it is evil.

Yes, that is an excellent summary of what we're doing.

...the bible says to "love thy neighbor" but you want to kill them all with an earth quake! So as sad as it is, you people pay close attention only to the passages that agree with you and ignore the rest.

Skepticofail, since you claim that it's wrong to ignore any passage in the Bible (and I agree), please explain what John 3:36 means to you:

He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him.

Now, how do you think that passage should apply to Reykjavik?

[Kristofer]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

This post is offensive to a nation of people that this man knows nothing about since Iceland is not in any way more unholy than America if anything America is one of the most unholy countries in the world, they start wars without just reason but Iceland is a peaceful country that does not even has as much as an army and policemen there don't even carry guns.

The thing with all of you American scum is that you think that your nation is the greatest, well it is NOT basically it is one of the worst nations. People are extremly judgemental and a lot of the people that don't, for example, beat up people just because of who they are are.

People like you cowards that can do nothing else than pray harm upon other's that you have no rightful reason to be wishing harm, just simple innocent people like for example the people that live in Reykjavik.

I don't live there myself but this kind of harassment really gets on my nerves, since you mormons know nothing what you are talking about you are all just stupid people that lead such crappy live that they have nothing better to do than complain on the internet about what you think is right but is actually just petty crap that makes no sense what so ever. So even if Icelandic citizens will be the victims of a tsunami, earthquake, a volcanic eruption or something worse, I can tell you this that all you people that pray harm upon other's and quote the bible to make more sense of the stupid things you talk about on this site.

And to be completely honest this site is far far from having anything to do with Christianity! It might have been made in that purpose but now, because of petty, racist, godfearing and frankly stupid people like you, since you know nothing about what you are talking about. This site is full of crap so i can tell all the supporters of this post that if there is a heaven (which there isn't but even if there were) none you people would be going there, since like the original poster of this nonsense said that you should pray for your enemies!.

When in the world did Iceland become the enemies of America? NEVER, Iceland has supported America but for example the author of this page is apparently brain damaged in some way since obviously he is very short sighted.

Does Jesus talk about vengeance? NO he talks about forgiveness and peace, and but another thing for the author to think about there is no way you would ever get into heaven since you are seriously judgemental of Eskimos, (which by the way are mainly in Greenland not in Iceland) so you are not only judgemental you are also extremely stupid and have obviously never been to Iceland.
But since there is obviously no use arguing with you mormons im gonna leave you with this, YOU ARE ALL GOING TO HELL

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Kristofer, if that is your name, please realize that we only speak the Word of God. If you have a problem, take it up with God.

God has told us that Iceland is filled with heathens, atheists, swindlers and thieves. We gave you warning and told you to repent, but you did not.

Oh, and as a matter of fact, Jesus says what will happen to those who do not believe in him in Luke 19:27. So much for your idea of forgiveness, eh?