[Christina Nickson]

Re: Pray for ME: I hit a bicyclist in my car in a terrible accide

Busy.

What can I help you with?

Well he had some legal problems recently as you must know. Perhaps he could offer some "Assistance" shall we say?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray for ME: I hit a bicyclist in my car in a terrible accide

Well he had some legal problems recently as you must know. Perhaps he could offer some "Assistance" shall we say?

What assistance do you require?

If it's of a private nature, my email link can be found in my signature below.

[Christina Nickson]

Re: Pray for ME: I hit a bicyclist in my car in a terrible accide

What assistance do you require?

If it's of a private nature, my email link can be found in my signature below.

Oh, it's not for me, it's for Reverend Jim of course. I'm sure that the Landover legal team can overcome anything if this is any example. http://www.landoverbaptist.org/2010/...fcaptured.html

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Pray for ME: I hit a bicyclist in my car in a terrible accide

I'll save my prayers for the guy you hit.

While what my favorite bumper sticker says is true -- "Nothing works like prayer . . . absolutely nothing" -- you should bear in mind that God only listens to the prayers of True Christians™.

Rev. Jim, I am sorry to hear of your troubles and your loss (of the use of your car). I do hope you can look on the bright side, though! Homosexual bicyclists are usually slender. Imagine if you'd hit this "Dancing Queen" homo-boy!

I'm told this may have happened right in Jenkins Flats.

[DorkHawk]

Re: Pray for ME: I hit a bicyclist in my car in a terrible accide

Obviously, it was just the doing of god! He encouraged you to break the law, and text while driving!

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Pray for ME: I hit a bicyclist in my car in a terrible accide

The bicyclist is even less luckier than that: He is currently on life support in serious condition.

Is he in a coma? Can he speak?

I hope you didn't, in your distraught state, "confess" anything to the police.

Confessing is for catlicks.

If you now think back on the impact with a clearer head, perhaps you remember him coming "out of nowhere"...perhaps swerving as he drove against traffic? Perhaps you heard "suicide bomber"/kamakazzi threats? I would put nothing past these "bikers". Have you seen The Wild Ones? They're a pretty tough lot.

Maybe his wheel was even loose, or brakes faulty? Perhaps Bobby-Joe from security or Officer Richards can be granted a "courtesy check" on the bike in the Des Moines evidence room? You might be surprised at what they find...

[Christina Nickson]

Re: Pray for ME: I hit a bicyclist in my car in a terrible accide

I would refer Reverend Jim and any of his legal team to this link http://handsfreeinfo.com/iowa-cell-p...ws-legislation

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Pray for ME: I hit a bicyclist in my car in a terrible accide

Thank you all for your prayers and support. My head lawyer, Daniel Weinstein, actually called me up this evening while still in his office, promising that we have a good chance having sufficient grounds to go forth with the lawsuit. The cyclist was not wearing a helmet so that shows disregard for his own safety and that of others, and paints him as an unreliable, reckless character. I've also been advised to not say anything about the texting or the fact that I wasn't wearing my prescription glasses at the time, but I probably shouldn't talk more about that.

Christina, the sidewalk would've much safer than the street bike lane because had he been on the sidewalk, this accident would've never occured, now would it?

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Pray for ME: I hit a bicyclist in my car in a terrible accide

Reverent, as i am the Quality Manager of Mercedes Europe, i can easily help you to get a new car. It would be a pleasure to see you in one of our new F800 Style Conzept Cars which i could send you as a small gift.

In Christ

[Wide-Open]

Re: Pray for ME: I hit a bicyclist in my car in a terrible accide

I'm sorry to hear about this ordeal Reverend Jim.

I think we should gather some people to protest outside - or if possible inside - the hospital where they are pampering this cyclist. "GOD HATES BIKES!"

One question, if you don't mind: last time we talked, we agreed that car insurance is, well, silly, because God will provide and protect us. Do you think that might be a problem now?

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Pray for ME: I hit a bicyclist in my car in a terrible accide

This cyclist seem to have been operating a moving vehicle and is not conversant in the laws governing said machine. If this country were not being run by tree hugging eco-extremist lie berals there might be proper legislation to protect licensed motor vehicle operators. This is just another example of those socialist loving demonocrats allowing the bleeding hearts to go through their lives without accepting responsibility for their actions.

[Mousegirl]

Re: Pray for ME: I hit a bicyclist in my car in a terrible accide

I am sorry you got into the accadent [Thankfully it was only your car that got damaged and not you] and forgive me for saying but, isn't texting while driving illegal?

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Pray for ME: I hit a bicyclist in my car in a terrible accide

I am sorry you got into the accadent [Thankfully it was only your car that got damaged and not you] and forgive me for saying but, isn't texting while driving illegal?

Next thing you are going to try to convince us of is that Praying while operating a motor vehicle would be illegal too? I think not.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Pray for ME: I hit a bicyclist in my car in a terrible accide

This is quite disturbing to say the least. Oh the humanity of it, the damage, emotionally and bodily. Did I read it correctly you sustained front end damage? Rev Jim I know you are ok, but the car man, the car, its got the AID on it from a Homersexural running into you. I think the best thing to do is burn it. The good news is I have purchased new cars for the clergy at LBC, your new Mercedes is waiting as well as Pastor Ezekiel's Escalade and a new Ford F250 crew cab for Levi. Merry Christmas James.

[Mousegirl]

Re: Pray for ME: I hit a bicyclist in my car in a terrible accide

Next thing you are going to try to convince us of is that Praying while operating a motor vehicle would be illegal too? I think not.

if your eyes are closed then it's dangrous...but if they're open, should be ok. just remember hands on the wheel!