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  • Sister Kitty
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2010
    • 857

    #826
    Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

    Originally posted by Dumb Girl View Post
    Oh my parents are not divorced. They have been married 31 years and throughout their marriage my father has not hit my mother, nor has he hit me and my two brothers.
    And you are the result. A woman who does not know Jesus, and does not know her place.

    The fires of Hell will be especially hot for the pretend man you call father.
    Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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    • Brother Enoch
      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2008
      • 4392

      #827
      Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

      Originally posted by Dumb Girl View Post
      Hinduism will eventually overtake the world... it's inevitable
      I'm not too worried, we still have the nukes. What are they going to attack us with? Telemarketing calls at inconvenient times?

      I am glad to see you finally admit it will not be atheists like yourself, though. So hard to dominate the future when you don't make any children to populate it!

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      • GOD=life
        WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2010
        • 3263

        #828
        Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

        Originally posted by Dumb Girl View Post
        ..., if you don't like it, then leave.
        That's the difference between Christians and atheists.

        We say: "Welcome to America, friend!"
        You atheists say "we will DOMINATE you, if you don't like it, LEAVE"

        Atheism is nothing more than thinly veiled fascism.

        AMERICA = ONE NATION UNDER GOD
        I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

        Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
        Matthew 7:22
        Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
        Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

        Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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        • BakerOfPies
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Mar 2010
          • 9

          #829
          Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

          Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
          That's the difference between Christians and atheists.

          We say: "Welcome to America, friend!"
          You atheists say "we will DOMINATE you, if you don't like it, LEAVE"

          Atheism is nothing more than thinly veiled fascism.

          AMERICA = ONE NATION UNDER GOD

          And what of your "blessed president Bush?" As someone who is generally supported by this forum, the Patriot Act is a far cry from "welcoming."

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          • GOD=life
            WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2010
            • 3263

            #830
            Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

            Originally posted by BakerOfPies View Post
            And what of your "blessed president Bush?"
            President George W. Bush is the greatest President of the 21st century. We miss his wisdom and insights dearly

            Originally posted by BakerOfPies View Post
            As someone who is generally supported by this forum, the Patriot Act is a far cry from "welcoming."
            Sorry, I forgot to add "(unless you're a TERRORIST or CATHOLIC)"

            But you get the idea -- the atheist has earlier advocated our violent demise. Now she wants us to leave the country. Those are signs of fascism.

            We cannot let atheists take over our beloved country!
            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
            Matthew 7:22
            Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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            • aniceman
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Mar 2010
              • 13

              #831
              Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

              Ohh, I didn't know respecting your wife is a sign of being gay, sorry for caring.

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              • True Disciple
                True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2009
                • 2445

                #832
                Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

                Originally posted by aniceman View Post
                Ohh, I didn't know respecting your wife is a sign of being gay, sorry for caring.
                No need to worry, friend. If you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour, He will forgive you all all your sins, even these.
                Sweet Lord Jesus,
                I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                Amen.

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                • aniceman
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Mar 2010
                  • 13

                  #833
                  Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

                  Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                  No need to worry, friend. If you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour, He will forgive you all all your sins, even these.

                  Sorry, I was being sarcastic! Yay!

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                  • Sister Kitty
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2010
                    • 857

                    #834
                    Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

                    Originally posted by aniceman View Post
                    Ohh, I didn't know respecting your wife is a sign of being gay, sorry for caring.
                    You do not care. Every woman wants a real and strong man for a husband. If you cared, that is what you would be. A strong man corrects his wife when she needs correcting. A weak man pretends he is his wife's girlfriend. A woman like this is not a happy woman and will push harder and harder to make her pretend man into a real man!
                    Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                    • Anna Sophia
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Mar 2010
                      • 1

                      #835
                      Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

                      Originally posted by aniceman View Post
                      Ohh, I didn't know respecting your wife is a sign of being gay, sorry for caring.
                      yes, how dare you actually care about a woman. Geez, thats like... a sin or something

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                      • aniceman
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Mar 2010
                        • 13

                        #836
                        Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

                        I was being sarcastic! I know that woman are less than men, that is why we should correct them when they are wrong. My father beats my sister whenever she does the cleaning wrong. I know this is right.

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                        • True Disciple
                          True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                          Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                          Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2009
                          • 2445

                          #837
                          Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

                          Originally posted by aniceman View Post
                          I was being sarcastic! I know that woman are less than men, that is why we should correct them when they are wrong. My father beats my sister whenever she does the cleaning wrong. I know this is right.
                          Ah, now you are making sense all of a sudden. If you felt a sudden glowing, happy feeling, that might well have been the Holy Ghost possessing you to speak through you.

                          We would appreciate it if you tell something more about yourself (age, gender, church, favorite color, etc.) in the Introduction Forum. In fact, it is a forum rule. Thank you very much.
                          Sweet Lord Jesus,
                          I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                          Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                          Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                          Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                          Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                          Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                          Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                          Amen.

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                          • icelandic_boy
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 8

                            #838
                            Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

                            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                            Friends, I come here asking your advice in a spirit of Christ-like humility. I feat that, in the last few days, I may have grievously sinned against the Lord and male property rights, and my soul is troubled.
                            Recently, I've been spending a lot of time unchaperoned with a certain young lady. Of course, we haven't actually indulged in any lustful or lascivious acts together (thank you Jesus), but only those activities which it is proper for a young man and woman to perform together: sitting around while she scrubs my floors, washes my clothes, polishes my Bible, and so on. However, a few days ago, she burnt my steak, and in response...well, I behaved as any passionate red-blooded heterosexual man would do.
                            My question is: have I gone too far too fast? I know that the sacred responsibility of disciplining a woman is one of the most vital aspects of the Godly Institution of Matrimony, and to engage in this very special act with a woman I'm not actually married to just feels...wrong, really. As an unmarried woman, the young lady I beat senseless is still the property of her father, and to have damaged another Christian man's property...well, it doesn't feel good, I tell you that. So, friends, tell me honestly: by giving a black eye to a woman who doesn't belong to me, have I offended God?
                            I say you are a total bully and dickhead. Nobody has the right to hit a woman. I feel lke punching you in the face and hitting you to see what its like.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78552

                              #839
                              Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

                              Originally posted by icelandic_boy View Post
                              I say you are a total bully and dickhead. Nobody has the right to hit a woman. I feel lke punching you in the face and hitting you to see what its like.
                              Dear Godmocking Whore;

                              Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

                              Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                              5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                              5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                              Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                              YIC,

                              --Pastor Ezekiel
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Purge the Unfaithful
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Apr 2010
                                • 176

                                #840
                                Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

                                The Holy Word teaches what should happen to evil woman. Remember the lesson of Jezabel:

                                (2 Kings 9:30-37) 30 At length Je′hu came to Jez′re·el, and Jez′e·bel herself heard of it. And she proceeded to paint her eyes with black paint and do her head up beautifully and to look down through the window. 31 And Je′hu himself came in by the gate. She now said: “Did it go all right with Zim′ri the killer of his lord?” 32 At that he raised his face toward the window and said: “Who is with me? Who?” Immediately two or three court officials looked down at him. 33 So he said: “Let her drop!” Then they let her drop, and some of her blood went spattering upon the wall and upon the horses; and he now trampled upon her. 34 After that he came on in and ate and drank and then said: “YOU men, please, take care of this accursed one and bury her, for she is the daughter of a king.” 35 When they went to bury her, they did not find anything of her but the skull and the feet and the palms of the hands. 36 When they returned and told him, he went on to say: “It is the word of Jehovah that he spoke by means of his servant E·li′jah the Tish′bite, saying, ‘In the tract of land of Jez′re·el the dogs will eat the flesh of Jez′e·bel. 37 And the dead body of Jez′e·bel will certainly become as manure upon the face of the field in the tract of land of Jez′re·el, that they may not say: “This is Jez′e·bel.”’”


                                Do not hit a woman; push her out a window and have dogs eat her flesh!!

                                I pray in Jesus' name!!!

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