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  • Pastor Billy-Reuben
    Senior Pastor
    VP of Evangelical Outreach
    On FIRE for Jesus
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 5812

    #16
    Re: Are steroids Godly?

    Steroids aren't the way to be strong and muscular. Neither is working out and eating protein.

    The way to do get big and strong is to follow the Nazarite lifestyle. Sampson was the strongest man in history, and he owed it all to living as a Nazarite. That means:
    • No grapes, grape juice, raisins, wine, liquor, or vinegar. (Num 6:3)
    • No part of the grape plant (seeds, leaves, branches). (Num 6:4)
    • Don't cut your hair or trim your beard. Don't shave. (Num 6:5)
    • Avoid dead bodies. Don't even be in the same room with one. Do not attend funerals, not even for your family members. (Num 6:6-7)
    • If you kill someone with your bare hands and he dies while you are still touching him, then Numbers 6:9-12 list the steps to get clean again.

    That's all there is to it. That seems easy enough. No gym memberships, no supplements, no 'roids. Other than avoiding hard liquor, grapes, and grape products, no special diet either. You might also notice that beer is not on the list of things to be avoided.

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    • 999Dev
      Unsaved trash, Drunken aussie scum
      • Feb 2009
      • 33

      #17
      Re: Are steroids Godly?

      Originally posted by Holyharland View Post
      Lets remember some facts here... Manliness makes God very proud. To be manly as possible is our duty as men. Some would argue steroids are not natural, but unlike shaving or cross dressing steroids are at least MANLY are they not?

      Look at this manly man. If it was all natural God would certainly have immense pride in him. However he took roids.



      Is God proud of how manly his arms are, or is God angry he took steroids?

      Are steroids a gift from God to make men more manly? Or a drug advocated by Satan?
      More nonsense, it wasn't a steroid for this man but Synthol oil. "Shakes Head"

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      • 999Dev
        Unsaved trash, Drunken aussie scum
        • Feb 2009
        • 33

        #18
        Re: Are steroids Godly?

        Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
        I think it would be a good idea to include steroids in food young males like to eat. This generation of young people are the softest, pansiest bunch of princesses ever, what with their emo and their reefers and their "PTSD". I heard that the only reason the Bush administration decided against it was that girls might eat the steroids, with the obvious bad results.

        Which further proves your inadequacy, prolonged use of synthetic male hormones has severe consequences and side affects.

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        • Pastor Al E Pistle
          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 9323

          #19
          Re: Are steroids Godly?

          Originally posted by 999Dev View Post
          Which further proves your inadequacy, prolonged use of synthetic male hormones has severe consequences and side affects.
          "Effects". Side EFFECTS!
          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #20
            Re: Are steroids Godly?

            Is this back to that stupid rumor that some pastors are juicing to boost their performance during a sermon?

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            • Brother Dan
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2009
              • 23

              #21
              Re: Are steroids Godly?

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              And now this! An overpaid mulatto Baseball star (with a pornographic name ) has been caught hopped up on the dope. Where will it end?



              Wait, what? It's legal?
              My wife nearly fainted the first time she heard this man's sinful name. I'm not surprised at all that he was doping.
              Ex Liberal Intellectual, now Saved!

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #22
                Re: Are steroids Godly?

                If you're still thinking about doing steroids, watch this video from ESPN:
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                It's about the man with the exploding arms, Greg Valentino.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • HatePeace
                  Unsaved trash
                  • May 2009
                  • 47

                  #23
                  Re: Are steroids Godly?

                  Of course not! They make your penis smaller!

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #24
                    Re: Are steroids Godly?

                    And you nads, too. If you want to maintain the Holy image in which you were made, you should accept the gifts God gave you.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • HatePeace
                      Unsaved trash
                      • May 2009
                      • 47

                      #25
                      Re: Are steroids Godly?

                      Indeed! Steroids are simply throwing away the gifts that He gave you! Anybody who uses these unGodly "steroids" hate God and reject Him!

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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #26
                        Re: Are steroids Godly?

                        Steroids and staring at yourself in the mirror are enough to send one to the lair of the Devil.
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • Jenni111
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                          • Aug 2009
                          • 323

                          #27
                          Re: Are steroids Godly?

                          Definition of "Steriods" by Urban Dictionary:




                          -Usually used by idiots and illiterate mormons.
                          That StuG is on steriods lolololol



                          1. small testicles
                          2. homosexual
                          "steroid may think he is cool, but he is actually a lamo. <3"

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                          • hackskum
                            Unsaved trash, flabby sodomite
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 29

                            #28
                            Re: Are steroids Godly?

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                            Not at all. God blesses his favorite children with supernatural strength (see the story of Samson in the book of Judges). Taking drugs to get that is just a step away from witchcraft!
                            Testosterone is a natural occurring hormone secreted by the Leydig cells in the testicles from a response from luteinizing hormone from the pituitary.
                            Testosterone replacement therapy is not a sin.
                            This is a quality of life issue.

                            Originally posted by Eugene Hackwith View Post
                            I used to look like the guy in that picture when I was younger, and it wasn't because of steroids. I looked like him due to my youthful vigor when bailing hay. These jackasses who like to stick needles in their arms are better off working on a farm. They'll look like gargantuan beasts in a few years time, without the acne or their privates shrinking.
                            The privates to not shrink, Human chorionic gonadotropin (hCG) is used to avoid testicular atrophy, and maintain testicular function.

                            Originally posted by HatePeace View Post
                            Of course not! They make your penis smaller!
                            Totally not true, but it will crank up the libido.

                            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                            And you nads, too. If you want to maintain the Holy image in which you were made, you should accept the gifts God gave you.
                            Human chorionic gonadotropin (hCG) takes care of this.

                            Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
                            Definition of "Steriods" by Urban Dictionary:




                            -Usually used by idiots and illiterate mormons.
                            That StuG is on steriods lolololol



                            1. small testicles
                            2. homosexual
                            "steroid may think he is cool, but he is actually a lamo. <3"
                            #1. can be avoided.
                            #2. is categorically false and no merit at all.

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29443

                              #29
                              Re: Are steroids Godly?

                              Originally posted by hackskum View Post
                              Testosterone is a natural occurring hormone secreted by the Leydig cells in the testicles from a response from luteinizing hormone from the pituitary.
                              Testosterone replacement therapy is not a sin.
                              This is a quality of life issue.


                              The privates to not shrink, Human chorionic gonadotropin (hCG) is used to avoid testicular atrophy, and maintain testicular function.


                              Totally not true, but it will crank up the libido.


                              Human chorionic gonadotropin (hCG) takes care of this.



                              #1. can be avoided.
                              #2. is categorically false and no merit at all.
                              You are wrong.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                Christ's Rottweiler
                                 
                                • Jan 2008
                                • 22840

                                #30
                                Re: Are steroids Godly?

                                Originally posted by hackskum View Post
                                Testosterone is a natural occurring hormone secreted by the Leydig cells in the testicles from a response from luteinizing hormone from the pituitary. Testosterone replacement therapy is not a sin. This is a quality of life issue.
                                This is secular rubbish - if God didn't give it to you, it is clear you shouldn't have it
                                The privates to not shrink, Human chorionic gonadotropin (hCG) is used to avoid testicular atrophy, and maintain testicular function.
                                OK Einstein, if the nuts don't shrink, why do you need something to stop it? And the second thing is hCG comes from dead bodies - desecration cannot be Godly.
                                Totally not true, but it will crank up the libido.
                                As if anyone is going to believe that, given your track record.
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