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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #256
    Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

    Originally posted by Extremeists-LOL!-666 View Post
    i still havent heard anyone explain the dinosaurs....
    What dinosaurs? A few liberal ScIeNtists find some bone-shaped rocks, then suddenly there are all these giant lizards that were wiped out in the Flood.
    Granted, some of the bones may be real, but as usual the science in the Bible is impeccable.

    Psalm 74:13 Thou didst divide the sea by thy strength: thou brakest the heads of the dragons in the waters.
    74:14 Thou brakest the heads of leviathan in pieces, and gavest him to be meat to the people inhabiting the wilderness.

    Isaiah 27:1 In that day the LORD with his sore and great and strong sword shall punish leviathan the piercing serpent, even leviathan that crooked serpent; and he shall slay the dragon that is in the sea.

    Job 40:15 Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox.
    40:16 Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly.
    40:17 He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together.
    40:18 His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.
    40:19 He is the chief of the ways of God: he that made him can make his sword to approach unto him.
    40:20 Surely the mountains bring him forth food, where all the beasts of the field play.
    40:21 He lieth under the shady trees, in the covert of the reed, and fens.
    40:22 The shady trees cover him with their shadow; the willows of the brook compass him about.
    40:23 Behold, he drinketh up a river, and hasteth not: he trusteth that he can draw up Jordan into his mouth.
    40:24 He taketh it with his eyes: his nose pierceth through snares


    So obviously these so-called "dinosaurs" - those that aren't just bone-shaped rocks possibly shaped by Satan - are dragons, leviathans, and behemoths.

    Cased closed.
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    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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    • SayvedByTheLord
      Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
      True Christian™
      • May 2007
      • 3151

      #257
      Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

      Welcome to our Godly Forum© Faithful Jordan. You have been sent by Jesus to wash yourself of sin in the Blood of Jesus®.

      Why not go to the introduction forum and tell us about yourself.


      Leviticus 26:27-29

      27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
      28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
      29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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      • Faithful Jordan
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • May 2009
        • 7

        #258
        Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

        Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
        Welcome to our Godly Forum© Faithful Jordan. You have been sent by Jesus to wash yourself of sin in the Blood of Jesus®.

        Why not go to the introduction forum and tell us about yourself.
        Will diddly do neighbor.

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        • ESEAnt
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • May 2009
          • 3

          #259
          Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

          So many demons in this thread! There comments should be nuked, they should be undressed and stoned in real life!

          Praise be to Jesus!

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          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2006
            • 12414

            #260
            Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

            Originally posted by ESEAnt View Post
            So many demons in this thread! There comments should be nuked, they should be undressed and stoned in real life!

            Praise be to Jesus!
            I suspect you're mocking us. We don't take kindly to people who mock Christians around here.
            Posted via Prayer

            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

            Blogging for CHRIST!
            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
            My Ladies of Landover profile!

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            • krbrezin
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • May 2009
              • 2

              #261
              Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

              Dustin, as much as I just wanted to curse and make fun of you, I feel like I'd be wasting a unique opportunity here. Hitting your wife is wrong. If you think beating a defenseless person (your pregnant wife) is an acceptable form of discipline, you have seriously missed the intentions of the inventors of Christianity. I am not a Christian, yet was raised with strong enough values to know that striking a female for the reasons you've given is abhorridly wrong. I am truly embarrassed for you and everyone in your life that allows you to behave in the way you do. I am worried for the safety and well-being of your family and anyone you have any form of influence on. Feel free to ban me for observing your ignorance and choosing to inform you of it. I won't be back here. I hope your "God" forgives you.

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              • ESEAnt
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • May 2009
                • 3

                #262
                Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                I am most certainly not!

                I'm sorry my enthusiasm came across as such. I sadly also have to give my woman the end of the ol belt every now and then, it saddens me that I must; but I can not let her go astray.

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                • eliot mayfield
                  God Squad
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 9324

                  #263
                  Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                  Originally posted by krbrezin View Post
                  Dustin, as much as I just wanted to curse and make fun of you, I feel like I'd be wasting a unique opportunity here. Hitting your wife is wrong. If you think beating a defenseless person (your pregnant wife) is an acceptable form of discipline, you have seriously missed the intentions of the inventors of Christianity. I am not a Christian, yet was raised with strong enough values to know that striking a female for the reasons you've given is abhorridly wrong. I am truly embarrassed for you and everyone in your life that allows you to behave in the way you do. I am worried for the safety and well-being of your family and anyone you have any form of influence on. Feel free to ban me for observing your ignorance and choosing to inform you of it. I won't be back here. I hope your "God" forgives you.
                  So which reasons do you think are right?
                  Matthew:
                  5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                  5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                  10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                  10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                  • krbrezin
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • May 2009
                    • 2

                    #264
                    Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                    the only reason that comes to mind is self-defense.

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                    • Brother.Z33fury
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • May 2009
                      • 2

                      #265
                      Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                      SOOO let me get this straight.....

                      YOU walked in on you're wife while she was taking a shower? While she was cleaning her *profanity deleted*?

                      And you got mad? LOL. SOOOOO you decided to hit her while she's preg? LOL once again....Are you serious? U must be a big *profanity deleted* to be doing that kinda stuff.

                      Mabe she just wanted a little *profanity deleted* since you're little *profanity deleted* is tooo small, and u cant *profanity deleted* right

                      Are you all on her *profanity deleted* retarded??? Just curious. Or is it most of you?

                      You Christians are *profanity deleted* retarded on here.


                      ta ta

                      love,

                      The man *profanity deleted* you're wife
                      Last edited by Mrs. Mary Whitford; 05-31-2009, 09:14 PM. Reason: You're on a thin line. And it's "your" instead of "you're" each time you used it. Just pointing out the retarded irony.

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                      • ESEAnt
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • May 2009
                        • 3

                        #266
                        Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                        You disgust me z33fury.

                        Burn in hell.

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                        • Brother.Z33fury
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • May 2009
                          • 2

                          #267
                          Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                          Originally posted by ESEAnt View Post
                          You disgust me z33fury.

                          Burn in hell.
                          You're mom *profanity deleted*
                          Last edited by Mrs. Mary Whitford; 05-31-2009, 09:16 PM. Reason: That's it!

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                          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 12414

                            #268
                            Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                            Originally posted by Brother.Z33fury View Post
                            You're mom
                            ESEAnt is a mom? I'm sure that's news to him.
                            Posted via Prayer

                            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                            Blogging for CHRIST!
                            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                            My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                            • HeWhoShallBJudged
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • May 2009
                              • 1

                              #269
                              Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                              you people are f***ed up in the head. Thank god you weren't born a foreigner? your an idiot, foreigner means someone who wasn't born to your particular country, so no matter what the heck you do, you are a foreigner to every other country in the world. A man who raises his hand to strike down another is not a man at all, but an instrument of Satan. you should never hit someone to punish them. you are all a bunch or racist christian right wing nut jobs and should be smitten from the earth. if i ever found out who all of you were, i would do everything in my power to make sure that you would never be allowed to harm an innocent person again. i'm surprised your wife has not killed you for beating her. you are not good Christians, and you make baby Jesus sad.

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                              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                Christ's Rottweiler
                                 
                                • Jan 2008
                                • 22869

                                #270
                                Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                                Originally posted by HeWhoShallBJudged View Post
                                you people are f***ed up in the head. Thank god you weren't born a foreigner? your an idiot, foreigner means someone who wasn't born to your particular country, so no matter what the heck you do, you are a foreigner to every other country in the world.
                                You've got that wrong my friend, An American Citizen is an American Citizen wherever he is, we are slowly teaching this to foreigners world-wide.
                                A man who raises his hand to strike down another is not a man at all, but an instrument of Satan. you should never hit someone to punish them.
                                I am saddened to hear that you speak of Satan but heed not The Word of The Lord.
                                you are all a bunch or racist christian right wing nut jobs and should be smitten from the earth.
                                I assure you that (apart for Sister Petal and Mad Prophet Helmholz, who are receiving treatment) we are all quite sane.
                                You are not good Christians, and you make baby Jesus sad.
                                On the contrary, by abiding by His Every Word, we know we are His Favorite Church in His Favorite Country.

                                I hope this puts your mind at rest and you will stay a while in Landover to increase your chance of Salvation.

                                PS our outsourced workers are presently doing their best to install a Paypal button so that you may make Love Offerings to Jesus.
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                                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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