[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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A husband says to his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?"

She says, "I'd take half then leave you."

"Excellent," he replies, "I won $10, here's $5 now clear off!"

[proteastantguy]

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Q: What did the man say to his wife?
A: I'm hungry. Go make me some dinner!

[Brother Enoch]

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Q: What did the man say to his wife?
A: I'm hungry. Go make me some dinner!

Um, that's not funny it's just life.

[proteastantguy]

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Um, that's not funny it's just life.

That's why I posted it. But I wish that was life everywhere

[Brother Enoch]

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That's why I posted it. But I wish that was life everywhere

I could care less how life is everywhere, as long as that's how life is in my home, I'm happy.

[proteastantguy]

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I could care less how life is everywhere, as long as that's how life is in my home, I'm happy.

That's fair enough

[BenLovesGod]

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LOL @ Tell her once award!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Whats 9 inches, lives in a man's pants, and girls like to blow it?



$20!







What did you think it was?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Q: Why can't Gabrielle Giffords drive?

A: Because she's a woman!

[Jedediah]

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Q: What does Hillary Clinton have in common with a tampon?

A: They are both stuck up cunts.

[Liam the ex-drunk]

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Painting the Church

There was a Scottish painter named Smokey Macgregor who was very interested in making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down his paint to make it go a wee bit further.

As it happened, he got away with this for some time, but the Local Landover Baptist Church mission centre decided to do a big restoration job on the outside of one of their biggest buildings.

Smokey put in a bid, and, because his price was so competitive, he got the job. So he set about erecting the scaffolding and setting up the planks, and buying the paint and, yes, I am sorry to say, thinning it down with white spirit.

Well, Smokey was up on the scaffolding, painting away, the job nearly completed, when suddenly there was a horrendous clap of thunder, the sky opened, and the rain poured down washing the thinned paint from all over the building and knocking Smokey clear off the scaffold to land on the lawn, surrounded by telltale puddles of the thinned and useless paint.



Smokey was no fool. He knew this was a judgment from the Almighty, so he got down on his knees and cried:

"Oh, God, Oh God, forgive me; what should I do?"



And from the thunder, a mighty voice spoke......

"Repaint! Repaint!

And thin nomore!"

[AdamE135]

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Since we are alone here, I thought I'd share a few of my favorite jokes with you guys. Feel free to post your own.

Q: What do 10,000 "abused" women have in common?

A: They just wouldn't listen!



Q: What do you say to a woman with two black-eyes?

A: Nothing - you already told her twice!...


Q: Whats the first thing a beaten wife should do after coming back from hospital after the last "incident"?

A: The dishes if she know's whats good for her.

I find this thread disgusting. To joke about the sin of abusing a woman is not righteous. Somehow I don't think God will find these jokes funny. I pray that God works in all of your hearts.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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I find this thread disgusting. To joke about the sin of abusing a woman is not righteous. Somehow I don't think God will find these jokes funny. I pray that God works in all of your hearts.

Don't be such a wet blanket. God told us we are to have some laughter in our lives:

(Ecclesiastes 3:4) "A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance."

[AdamE135]

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Don't be such a wet blanket. God told us we are to have some laughter in our lives:

(Ecclesiastes 3:4) "A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance."

Yes, have laughter of course. But not at the exspense of others or of sin.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Yes, have laughter of course. But not at the exspense of others or of sin.

Instead of coming in here and trying to boss people around, how about telling a joke of your own? One that you feel God would approve of, naturally.