[James Dewitt]

Re: Manly Jokes

A woman is picked up by Dennis Rodman in a bar. They like each other and she goes back with him to his hotel room. He removes his shirt revealing all his tattoos and she sees that on his arm is one which reads, "Reebok." She thinks that is a bit odd and asks him about it.

Dennis says, "When I play basketball, the cameras pick up the tattoo and Reebok pays me for advertisement." A bit later, his pants are off and she sees "Puma" tattooed on his leg.

He gives the same explanation for the unusual tattoo. Finally, the underwear comes off and she sees the word "AIDS" tattooed on his penis. She jumps back with shock.

"I'm not going to do it with a guy who has AIDS!" exclaims the woman.

Dennis Rodman replies, "It's cool baby. In a minute it's going to say 'ADIDAS.'"

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Manly Jokes

Her Name is Five Horses


A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name.


He replied, "She is called Five Horses".



The man said, "That's an unusual name for your wife.


What does it mean?"



The Old Indian answered,

"It is an old Indian name. It means...


























wait for it





















NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Manly Jokes

Now I can only see two reasons for this post.

1. your sexual fascination with the girl and wanting to make her your "wench"
2. you want her to get upset and post in this thread and get into trouble

Why are you so obsessed with her? She's not interested in you.

I refer you to a post I made in response to one of your other inane witterings:

Oh I have no fantasies about Zekie Boy or anyone else in this place. I am not one of the ones here that projects their, what you would call deviant, thoughts onto others.

[Seth Campbell]

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Lisa gets her haircut while wearing a pair of headphones. The hairdresser asks her to take them off, but she protests that she'll die without them.

The hairdresser sighs, and starts cutting the hair around the headphones. Soon, Lisa falls asleep, and the hairdresser removes the headphones. A few minutes later, Lisa collapses, dead on the floor. Alarmed, the hairdresser puts the headphones to her ear and hears, "Breathe in. Breathe out."

Now I can only see two reasons for this post.

1. your sexual fascination with the girl and wanting to make her your "wench"
2. you want her to get upset and post in this thread and get into trouble

Why are you so obsessed with her? She's not interested in you.

And since I don't want to turn this into another Jo Freddy thread.....


You think men have it easy? You're dead wrong, they have to work up a sweat to keep taking out the belt and putting it back in again.


Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Trick question, feminists can't change anything!

How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

[Jo Freddie]

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Lisa gets her haircut while wearing a pair of headphones. The hairdresser asks her to take them off, but she protests that she'll die without them.

The hairdresser sighs, and starts cutting the hair around the headphones. Soon, Lisa falls asleep, and the hairdresser removes the headphones. A few minutes later, Lisa collapses, dead on the floor. Alarmed, the hairdresser puts the headphones to her ear and hears, "Breathe in. Breathe out."

[James Dewitt]

Re: Manly Jokes

When the surgeon came to see Bambi on the day after her operation, she asked him somewhat hesitantly just how long it would be before she could resume her sex life.

"Uh, I hadn't really thought about it" replied the stunned surgeon. "You're the first one ever to ask that after a tonsillectomy."

[Seth Campbell]

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The bible speaks for itself and there can be no argument with the truth:

MATT 12 34
You brood of vipers, how can you who are evil say anything good? For out of the overflow of the heart the mouth speaks.

EPH 4 29
Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen.

Was this supposed to be a joke?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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The bible speaks for itself and there can be no argument with the truth:

MATT 12 34
You brood of vipers, how can you who are evil say anything good? For out of the overflow of the heart the mouth speaks.

EPH 4 29
Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen.

This section is for men only!

[1onetheone]

Re: Manly Jokes

The bible speaks for itself and there can be no argument with the truth:

MATT 12 34
You brood of vipers, how can you who are evil say anything good? For out of the overflow of the heart the mouth speaks.

EPH 4 29
Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen.

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

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Slut test!

Him: Are you a whore?
Her: No!
He put $ 10 on the table.
Him: Will you go to bed with me for $ 10
Her: No!
He put $ 100 on the table.
Him: What about now?
Her: No!
He then put $ 500 on the table.
Him: Now?
Her: No!
He puts $ 5000 on the table.
Him: What about now?

Her: Well..... Okay then.

He takes all the money again, except the $ 10

Her: Hey what you doing?
Him: Now that we have stated you are a whore, we can begin to negotiate the price.

Afterthought:
He then cuts her up like an onion, just without the crying.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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What is the difference between a hooker and an onion?

I don't cry when I cut up a hooker.

That reminds me, Brother . . . Did you notice that you can't spell "slaughter" without "laughter"?

[Levi Jones]

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What is the difference between a hooker and an onion?

I don't cry when I cut up a hooker.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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A young girl went to the barber shop with her father and stood right next to him as he got his hair cut. Then she took out a Twinkie and began eating it.

The barber warned her, "You're gonna get hair on your Twinkie."

She replied nonchalantly, "I'm gonna get boobs, too."

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked moron. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!!

So I called him a son of a mutant pig. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket!! This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner! LOL

I thought this one was pretty funny.

But Officer Don doesn't have a pencil neck . . .

[Nobar King]

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I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked moron. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!!

So I called him a son of a mutant pig. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket!! This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner! LOL

I thought this one was pretty funny.