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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22352

    #301
    Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

    You women really need to stop yapping about why you shouldn't be here.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Onthedope
      Unsaved Trash, chink-loving teenaged whore
      • Jan 2013
      • 83

      #302
      Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
      Thank you, Sister, for that reminder.

      In hopes of sparing the good men here any more chatter, I've spun off a new thread in the ladies' forum. I hope someone can help me understand.

      http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...136#post974136
      Wow just wow that was unexspected
      Oh by the way sorry for intruding ill meet at your forum
      Rom.1:26-27
      For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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      • leandrasusan
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Dec 2012
        • 17

        #303
        Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

        Girl bashers...
        Sometimes stuff on this website sounds so stupid, I'm sure you guys are joking. Please tell me you don't actually hit girls.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78552

          #304
          Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

          Originally posted by leandrasusan View Post
          Girl bashers...
          Sometimes stuff on this website sounds so stupid, I'm sure you guys are joking. Please tell me you don't actually hit girls.

          Prov 20:30 The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • leandrasusan
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Dec 2012
            • 17

            #305
            Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

            That doesn't make you NOT a girl basher, it just makes you a girl basher that thinks it's fine to be that way.

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            • Seth Campbell
              Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Apr 2010
              • 1565

              #306
              Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

              Originally posted by leandrasusan View Post
              That doesn't make you NOT a girl basher, it just makes you a girl basher that thinks it's fine to be that way.
              And you make a prime example as to why women need to be corrected! You can't even follow a simple instruction like STAY OUT OF THE MENS ONLY SECTION!
              PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

              Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

              Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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              • Betty Sue
                Unsaved trash, confirmed retard
                • Dec 2012
                • 67

                #307
                Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

                Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
                And you make a prime example as to why women need to be corrected! You can't even follow a simple instruction like STAY OUT OF THE MENS ONLY SECTION!
                yeah! I WAS TOLD TOGET OUT and i did imedeately and i havent' benn back!
                For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered. (1 Corinthians 11:6)

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                • leandrasusan
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Dec 2012
                  • 17

                  #308
                  I don't care what you tell me.

                  I'm saying my opinion. I don't care if you want it here or not. I will say what I want. I will go where I want. I will do what I want. Being a woman shouldn't limit that. I don't see a women's section, so I don't think it's fair to have a men's one, so I will look at this forum whenever I want to.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78552

                    #309
                    Re: I don't care what you tell me.

                    Originally posted by leandrasusan View Post
                    I'm saying my opinion. I don't care if you want it here or not. I will say what I want. I will go where I want. I will do what I want. Being a woman shouldn't limit that. I don't see a women's section, so I don't think it's fair to have a men's one, so I will look at this forum whenever I want to.
                    Congratulations! You have posted material offensive and/or mindless enough to warrant being placed on Moderation. This means that nothing you post will be made visible unless we feel it has merit.

                    Play nice and you can stay. We do not suffer fools gladly here on God's favorite forum.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Seth Campbell
                      Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 1565

                      #310
                      Re: I don't care what you tell me.

                      Originally posted by leandrasusan View Post
                      I'm saying my opinion. I don't care if you want it here or not. I will say what I want. I will go where I want. I will do what I want. Being a woman shouldn't limit that. I don't see a women's section, so I don't think it's fair to have a men's one, so I will look at this forum whenever I want to.
                      Yes there's a womens section Auntie Flo's Prayer Shack for Women

                      Now that you've irked the Pastors to the point of putting you on moderation, you can go over there and learn how a True Christian(tm) woman conducts herself. Even if they do sound like nattering hens.
                      PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                      Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                      Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                      • BillieJean
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Mar 2013
                        • 58

                        #311
                        Re: I don't care what you tell me.

                        Originally posted by leandrasusan View Post
                        I'm saying my opinion. I don't care if you want it here or not. I will say what I want. I will go where I want. I will do what I want. Being a woman shouldn't limit that. I don't see a women's section, so I don't think it's fair to have a men's one, so I will look at this forum whenever I want to.
                        Congratulations, women are beautiful and strong creatures who deserve equal rights, we're not objects so we can whatever we want, if men want to feel offended with that is their problem, maybe they're just scared that women do things better than them

                        I don't hate men, only the ones who are machist and have a pathological hate towards women. Remember that thanks to a woman you're here, thanks to a woman you're fathers, and remember the teachers you had back then in your school days

                        Happy Easter to every woman, be happy with your husband, boyfriend, family, friends or the people you chose

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748

                          #312
                          Re: I don't care what you tell me.

                          Originally posted by BillieJean View Post
                          Congratulations, women are beautiful and strong creatures who deserve equal rights, we're not objects so we can whatever we want, if men want to feel offended with that is their problem, maybe they're just scared that women do things better than them

                          I don't hate men, only the ones who are machist and have a pathological hate towards women. Remember that thanks to a woman you're here, thanks to a woman you're fathers, and remember the teachers you had back then in your school days

                          Happy Easter to every woman, be happy with your husband, boyfriend, family, friends or the people you chose
                          I bet you love spanking your boyfriend and letting him pretend that you are his mother.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • BillieJean
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Mar 2013
                            • 58

                            #313
                            Re: I don't care what you tell me.

                            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                            I bet you love spanking your boyfriend and letting him pretend that you are his mother.
                            I don't have a boyfriend, in fact I'm not interested in have a man in my life for now, maybe when I finish college but not for now, I want to study and if I find one, great, if not, I think it'll be great too

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                            • Didymus Much
                              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 14076

                              #314
                              Re: I don't care what you tell me.

                              Originally posted by BillieJean View Post
                              I don't have a boyfriend, in fact I'm not interested in have a man in my life for now, maybe when I finish college but not for now, I want to study and if I find one, great, if not, I think it'll be great too
                              Did you know that the only mention of women getting saved or going to heaven in the Bible is this:

                              1 Timothy 2:15 "Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety."

                              Which comes two whole verses after this:

                              1 Timothy 2:11-12 "11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. 12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."

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                              • BillieJean
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Mar 2013
                                • 58

                                #315
                                Re: I don't care what you tell me.

                                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                                Did you know that the only mention of women getting saved or going to heaven in the Bible is this:

                                1 Timothy 2:15 "Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety."

                                Which comes two whole verses after this:

                                1 Timothy 2:11-12 "11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. 12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
                                Well, I try to learn in silence during my classes in college, unless I have a question

                                I don't like kids that much, but if someday I have one of course I'll love her o him

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