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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930
    #271
    Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

    Originally posted by goodgirl12 View Post
    I know I'm a girl so i shouldnt be givin my opinion, but sometimes i need a good spanking! it puts me in my place when I've been a bad girl and even tho it hurts i know its for the best )))
    First off, you will need to cover those tank top kittens up. This is not a site for prostitution. We'll have none of that here.

    I think you should read our syllabus for new posters as written by Pastor Billy-Reuben. It really explains all you need to know as far as our beliefs. It also outlines what is expected as far as your behavior on these forums.

    Here are your rights as articulated by Dr. Enobarbus.

    New members are requested to make an introduction for themselves.

    We always encourage everyone to back up all claims with scripture from the Holy Bible.

    Chances are the question you want to have answered has been asked before. I would be sure to use the search function before diving head first into people who are tired of hearing the same question over and over.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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      • goodgirl12
        Unsaved trash, bad girl gone good
        • Aug 2012
        • 6
        #272
        Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

        you r right sorry for my sluttiness i changed my pic, i just thought men were supposed to be able to use my body for their own good?
        I love Deaner, over, and over, and over.

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          • Brother Helge
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2010
            • 1074
            #273
            Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

            Originally posted by goodgirl12 View Post
            i just thought men were supposed to be able to use my body for their own good?
            Well Missy, then you really need to start reading the Bible (KJV1611).
            The only purpose your body has is giving birth to little warriors for Jesus.

            And stop posting in the Men Only! section.
            "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
            John 8:32

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              • Obedient Wife
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Jul 2012
                • 24
                #274
                Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

                Originally posted by goodgirl12 View Post
                you r right sorry for my sluttiness i changed my pic, i just thought men were supposed to be able to use my body for their own good?
                Men can use your body or any girl's body for their needs, but you must dress modestly for our Lord.
                What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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                  • meemie
                    Unsaved trash, teenaged eskimo squaw
                    • Aug 2012
                    • 64
                    #275
                    Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

                    Originally posted by Obedient Wife View Post
                    Men can use your body or any girl's body for their needs
                    Wouldn't that be somewhat prostitution when a girl lets any man who walks by use their body in such ways?

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                      • Pastor Isaac Peters
                        Senior Pastor
                        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                        Always Biblically correct
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 10639
                        #276
                        Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

                        Originally posted by meemie View Post
                        Wouldn't that be somewhat prostitution when a girl lets any man who walks by use their body in such ways?
                        Obviously, a saved woman would not let "any man who walks by" use her body like that, but only her husband.
                        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                        Questions to ask liberal "Christians" âśž Things that the Bible doesn't say âśž Tolerance

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78552
                            #277
                            Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • lolalovesboys:)
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Dec 2012
                                • 3
                                #278
                                Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

                                Women don't need spanking. If I a guy ever did that to me id cut off his ball sack.

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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78552
                                    #279
                                    Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

                                    Originally posted by lolalovesboys:) View Post
                                    Women don't need spanking. If I a guy ever did that to me id cut off his ball sack.
                                    Dear Harlot;

                                    If you were my wife I'd beat you every day. It's obvious that your father was no Christian, otherwise he would have knocked some sense into you.

                                    YIC,

                                    --Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                      • lolalovesboys:)
                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                        • Dec 2012
                                        • 3
                                        #280
                                        Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

                                        Only if we were in bed babe ofcourse id spank you back haha. And yes I'm a virgin. And my daddy is a pastor!!!

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                                          • Allyson
                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                            • Oct 2012
                                            • 75
                                            #281
                                            Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

                                            ( Matthew 7:17-27 ) Taken from my new KJV bible!

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                                              • Rylee Cline
                                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                • Dec 2012
                                                • 40
                                                #282
                                                Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

                                                Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
                                                It's a wonder that every woman in Freehold hasn't left. Or do you keep them chained to the stove so they can't?
                                                You're my favourite

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                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78552
                                                    #283
                                                    Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

                                                    Originally posted by rcmosquito View Post
                                                    You're my favourite
                                                    She's a witch who's been banned for years now.

                                                    Just like you're going to be....
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • Freddy McGuinness
                                                        Unsaved trash, suspected papist
                                                        Under Investigation
                                                        • Dec 2012
                                                        • 17
                                                        #284
                                                        Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

                                                        I spank my wife for misbehavior; I don't seem to be half as strict as you all though. Perhaps that will change.
                                                        James 1:2-4 My brethren, count it all joy when ye fall into divers temptations; Knowing this, that the trying of your faith worketh patience. But let patience have her perfect work, that ye may be perfect and entire, wanting nothing.

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                                                          • Matthew Hopkins
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Oct 2012
                                                            • 808
                                                            #285
                                                            Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

                                                            If you are related to Bummy McGuiness, then switch off now. Your family is going to hell.

                                                            YBIC

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