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  • Bob4God
    Moderator
    Arms Dealer for CHRIST
    Hands folded for Jesus
     
    • Apr 2008
    • 5274

    #256
    Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

    Originally posted by Rufflebutt View Post
    I never said that we lived together, I said that I would never let him in my house again.
    So why did you say:

    he'd come home to a locked door and some luggage.
    Saying that he would come home (that is, to his place of dwelling) to a locked door, and then saying you intended to say you would never let him into your house again implies that his home is your house.
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    • Rufflebutt
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Jun 2012
      • 12

      #257
      Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

      Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
      Considering that this is a True Christian forum for discussion of GOD and the Bible, yes, I think you must care since you registered here. Even our resident atheist nitwit tried to explain to you that all we care about here is Holy Scripture. You, being a woman, are too dense to understand what is spelled out before your very eyes.



      Supposing this is true, why should I care? Sports and academia won't get anyone to Heaven.
      And ignoring what's right in front of you does get you into heaven, I suppose?
      Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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      • Levi Jones
        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
         
        • Jul 2009
        • 13930

        #258
        Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

        Originally posted by Rufflebutt View Post
        I never said that we lived together, I said that I would never let him in my house again.
        A "locked door and suitcases" sounds like living together to me. Perhaps you shouldn't represent yourself as such a trollop or people wouldn't get the wrong ideas about you.

        And again, my sexuality was never a topic in this discussion. I don't like talking about that with strangers and you shouldn't even have that on your mind about me, disgusting pervert. Now drop it right now.
        There's a huge difference in between asking about your spiritual welfare and asking what is your favorite position. Quit trying to make me out to be the pervert.

        I'm not the one throwing a tantrum over a man's duty to his wife on a privately owned forum for men only.

        I won't allow anyone to try and stunt my success.
        Yes, yes. I'm sure your dream of picking up ones off the stage will come to its fruition if you can avoid getting fat.
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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        • Bob4God
          Moderator
          Arms Dealer for CHRIST
          Hands folded for Jesus
           
          • Apr 2008
          • 5274

          #259
          Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

          Originally posted by Rufflebutt View Post
          And ignoring what's right in front of you does get you into heaven, I suppose?
          JESUS is the only way to get to Heaven, and you know that good and well.

          Unless you are prepared to explain how whatever is "right in front of me" that I am ignoring is going to get me into Heaven, you can just quit being an argumentative twat right now.
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          • LBC loving Dutchmen
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Oct 2011
            • 216

            #260
            Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

            Originally posted by Rufflebutt View Post
            You realize women can comprehend just as much as men, correct?
            I know two things you probably won't comprehend:
            "Keep quiet woman" and "get me a beer"
            II Kings 2:23-24: 23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

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            • Catholic Woman
              Unsaved trash, papist whore
              • Jun 2012
              • 13

              #261
              Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
              Brother, I think it might be because having a woman in the sacristy would put a buzzkill on the priests fiddling the altar boys back there. Best to keep women far away from them.
              I believe the reasoning behind not allowing women to become priests is that women are allowed to experience the miracle of birth because of their anatomy. Since men cannot experience this, they are allowed to teach the word of God, and celebrate Mass (Priests, and brothers and nuns are all supposed to remain chaste. What a few do ruins the good name of many helpful priests out there). However, both women and men can become nuns or brothers, in order to fully devote their lives to God.
              This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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              • Capt. Aaron Portway
                One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                Salvation from Above
                God's Favorite Pilot™
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2008
                • 6309

                #262
                Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

                Originally posted by Catholic Woman View Post
                I believe the reasoning behind not allowing women to become priests is that women are allowed to experience the miracle of birth because of their anatomy. Since men cannot experience this, they are allowed to teach the word of God, and celebrate Mass (Priests, and brothers and nuns are all supposed to remain chaste. What a few do ruins the good name of many helpful priests out there). However, both women and men can become nuns or brothers, in order to fully devote their lives to God.
                Wow, thanks for the help Sister Mary Elephant.

                Look, we need Biblical advice from you like the people of Colorado Springs need space heaters. Isn't there some ring-kissing, Mary-worshiping forum out there where you can spout off your nonsense without wasting the time of us REAL True Christians(tm)?
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                • Redeemed Papist
                  Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 10409

                  #263
                  Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

                  Originally posted by Catholic Woman View Post
                  I believe the reasoning behind not allowing women to become priests is that women are allowed to experience the miracle of birth because of their anatomy. Since men cannot experience this, they are allowed to teach the word of God, and celebrate Mass (Priests, and brothers and nuns are all supposed to remain chaste. What a few do ruins the good name of many helpful priests out there). However, both women and men can become nuns or brothers, in order to fully devote their lives to God.
                  And where did you get that from?
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
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                  • ToCowardsLikeYou
                    Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
                    • Jun 2012
                    • 3

                    #264
                    Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

                    I don't know why all of you women are all so self-despecting.... OMG men don't EVER have the right to hit women just because "The bacon isn't fried properly"! That's just like saying we have the right to kill people just because they don't agree with YOUR personal views. Women are people just as men. EQUAL!!! ( = ) I'm a man, and I think that @ God Love bikers 2 was in ALL of her right to fight back. And then you say you heterosexual, archaic, demented, and God followers are the perfect example of what people should be? YOU disgust me, and God. Oh, and btw, don't even try to use the phrase "You are going to hell" with me; it won't work.
                    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                    • Levi Jones
                      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                       
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 13930

                      #265
                      Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

                      Originally posted by ToCowardsLikeYou View Post
                      I don't know why all of you women are all so self-despecting.... OMG men don't EVER have the right to hit women just because "The bacon isn't fried properly"! That's just like saying we have the right to kill people just because they don't agree with YOUR personal views.
                      I know, right? That would be ridiculous if we went around killing people for our personal views. Of course, we can't kill anyone because we have to follow secular laws, but once we get past those, we certainly won't be righteously executing criminals for personal reasons.

                      We will be doing it because God commands it in the Holy Bible.

                      • Sacrificing to gods other than Yahweh Exodus 22:20 Leviticus 27:29
                      • Passing children through the fire Leviticus 20:1-5
                      • Worshiping Baal Peor Numbers 25:1-9
                      • False prophecy Deuteronomy 13:1-10 Deuteronomy 17:2-7, 18:20-22
                      • Necromancy Leviticus 20:27 Leviticus 20:27 Exodus 22:18 Exodus 22:17; Exodus 22:18
                      • Blasphemy Leviticus 24:10-16
                      • Sabbath breaking Exodus 31:14 Exodus 35:2 Numbers 15:32-36
                      • A foreigner (outsider) who gets close to the tabernacle Numbers 3:10, 38

                      • Rape by a man of a betrothed woman in the countryside Deuteronomy 22:25-27
                      • Sexual activity with a betrothed woman if she loses her virginity Deuteronomy 22:23-24
                      • A woman not being a virgin on her wedding night while falsely representing herself as one. Deuteronomy 22:13-21
                      • Adultery with a married woman. Leviticus 20:10
                      • Marrying your wife's mother Leviticus 20:14
                      • Certain forms of incest, namely if it involves the father's wife or a daughter-in-law. Leviticus 20:11-12 Other forms of incest receive lesser punishment; sexual activity with a sister/stepsister is given shunning for a punishment; Leviticus 20:17; if it involves a brother's wife or an uncle's wife it is just cursed Leviticus 20:20-21and sexual activity with an aunt that is a blood relation is flogged. Leviticus 20:19
                      • Fornication by the daughter of a priest. The punishment is setting her on fire. Leviticus 21:9
                      • Homosexuality Leviticus 20:13 Leviticus 18:22
                      • Bestiality Exodus 22:19 Leviticus 20:15-16
                      • Murder Genesis 9:6 Exodus 21:12-14 Leviticus 24:17-23 Numbers 35:9-34
                      • Hitting a parent Exodus 21:15
                      • Cursing (ie back sassing) a parent Exodus 21:17 Leviticus 20:9
                      • A child who persists in disobeying his parents Deuteronomy 21:18-21
                      • Kidnapping Exodus 21:16 Deuteronomy 24:7
                      • Ox-goring Exodus 21:28-32
                      • Contempt of court Deuteronomy 17:8-13
                      • False witness to a capital crime Deuteronomy 19:15-21
                      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #266
                        Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

                        Originally posted by ToCowardsLikeYou View Post
                        YOU disgust me, and God.
                        You want to know what disgusts God? It's people like you who aren't even willing to read the instruction manual. If you had, you would know why we are here, to share the True Word of the Holy Bible (King James Version).
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • Mary Etheldreda
                          Gushing for Jesus
                           
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 23765

                          #267
                          Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

                          Originally posted by ToCowardsLikeYou View Post
                          I don't know why all of you women are all so self-despecting....
                          A True Christian™ woman simply knows her place - created to be a help meet to her husband. (Genesis 3:16) If she honors her husband, there is a greater chance for finding God's favor and being granted Salvation. (1 Timothy 2:15) That sounds hopeful to me.

                          Originally posted by ToCowardsLikeYou View Post
                          OMG men don't EVER have the right to hit women just because "The bacon isn't fried properly"!
                          In reality, a True Christian™ husband has the authority and responsibility to correct his wife in the same way that Christ has the authority to correct the man. (1 Corinthians 11:3) It's a matter of sanctification and learning how to be holy, even as God is holy. (Leviticus 11:44)

                          Originally posted by ToCowardsLikeYou View Post
                          That's just like saying we have the right to kill people just because they don't agree with YOUR personal views.
                          No, it's just like saying to a child, "I will discipline you now with this rod for your own good, and in the future you won't anger and embarrass me and get into more trouble." (Proverbs 29:15)

                          Originally posted by ToCowardsLikeYou View Post
                          Women are people just as men. EQUAL!!! ( = )
                          Why, that's just silly! Man was created from mud whereas woman was made from the man's rib. In what way is mud and bone equal?

                          Originally posted by ToCowardsLikeYou View Post
                          I'm a man, and I think that @ God Love bikers 2 was in ALL of her right to fight back. And then you say you heterosexual, archaic, demented, and God followers are the perfect example of what people should be? YOU disgust me, and God. Oh, and btw, don't even try to use the phrase "You are going to hell" with me; it won't work.
                          Your disgust is a product of foolishness. If you were you truly Saved by the Spirit of Christ, you would know that God's ways are higher than our ways, and you would have no desire but to do His will. (Isaiah 55:9)
                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • Redeemed Papist
                            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2011
                            • 10409

                            #268
                            Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

                            Originally posted by ToCowardsLikeYou View Post
                            I don't know why all of you women are all so self-despecting.... OMG men don't EVER have the right to hit women just because "The bacon isn't fried properly"! That's just like saying we have the right to kill people just because they don't agree with YOUR personal views.
                            Not OUR personal views. God's personal views
                            Leviticus 24:16 And he that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the LORD, shall be put to death.
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                            • Jackson Lockwood.III
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Aug 2012
                              • 34

                              #269
                              Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Not in Freehold, you inbred chink. The True Christian™ girls around here submit willingly to the natural and Christ-ordered way. They bend over and grab ankle whenever commanded to do so. And that's when they get a warning...

                              Anyway, Brother BJ and his boys in security have the phones wired so that all 911 calls get routed to him. So no worries there, hop-sing.
                              More and more I'm liking what I'm hearing here!!
                              The last girl that tried running to the cops here was delivered back to her Husband in handcuffs and muzzled with a folded sponge in her mouth and duct-tape.
                              Around here, it's still Man rule, and women do as they're told.
                              Kinda blows the lovey-dovey crap-tastic image people have of Canada out of the water doesn't it??
                              There's a reason why more than a few city boys come out here and try scoring one of our local girls to take home--here they're raised properly, and the desire for women like that in Edmonton does exist.
                              But, some citysluts come out here as the alternative is freezing to death in the city come winter.
                              -35 C is no joke, people.

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                              • goodgirl12
                                Unsaved trash, bad girl gone good
                                • Aug 2012
                                • 6

                                #270
                                Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

                                I know I'm a girl so i shouldnt be givin my opinion, but sometimes i need a good spanking! it puts me in my place when I've been a bad girl and even tho it hurts i know its for the best )))
                                I love Deaner, over, and over, and over.

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