[Wale_Konia]

Re: What is Fap?

Your contention is that God loves everyone? You call yourself a Preacher?

Head on over to The introduction forum. Tell us more about yourself without derailing this thread further.

I know I should, but I've been directed to this thread from...well, somewhere. It is not important right now.

Good Father should love all of his children. If Your child would misbehave - would you show him more love and 'push' him on a right path, or just hate him untill on of you dies?

[True Disciple]

Re: What is Fap?

Blessings upon you, brothers!

Thank you. I hope you'll get Saved™ someday as well, so that I can bless you in the same way!

I've been reading this thread for a while and there is not much that I can add here. But I will.

Oh, don't feel obliged...

And this message, that I want to give You, comes straight from my heart.
Listen... These little arguments in this world won't change the Love that Our Maker has for us! Yet still it surely saddens Him, that His believers (we are His children, even if we neglect this fact) can't have the same Love for other people. Because yes - we are filled with his Love and we have to spread it among others!

Where did we deny any of this? We are overflowing with True Christian Love™. We can be somewhat harsh to people, but hey, that's because our Great Example, Jesus Christ, could be somewhat harsh as well:

Matthew 23:13-28:
But woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye shut up the kingdom of heaven against men: for ye neither go in yourselves, neither suffer ye them that are entering to go in. Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye devour widows' houses, and for a pretence make long prayer: therefore ye shall receive the greater damnation.
Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye compass sea and land to make one proselyte, and when he is made, ye make him twofold more the child of hell than yourselves.
Woe unto you, ye blind guides, which say, Whosoever shall swear by the temple, it is nothing; but whosoever shall swear by the gold of the temple, he is a debtor!
Ye fools and blind: for whether is greater, the gold, or the temple that sanctifieth the gold?
And, Whosoever shall swear by the altar, it is nothing; but whosoever sweareth by the gift that is upon it, he is guilty.
Ye fools and blind: for whether is greater, the gift, or the altar that sanctifieth the gift?
Whoso therefore shall swear by the altar, sweareth by it, and by all things thereon.
And whoso shall swear by the temple, sweareth by it, and by him that dwelleth therein.
And he that shall swear by heaven, sweareth by the throne of God, and by him that sitteth thereon.
Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye pay tithe of mint and anise and cummin, and have omitted the weightier matters of the law, judgment, mercy, and faith: these ought ye to have done, and not to leave the other undone.
Ye blind guides, which strain at a gnat, and swallow a camel.
Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye make clean the outside of the cup and of the platter, but within they are full of extortion and excess.
Thou blind Pharisee, cleanse first that which is within the cup and platter, that the outside of them may be clean also.
Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye are like unto whited sepulchres, which indeed appear beautiful outward, but are within full of dead men's bones, and of all uncleanness.
Even so ye also outwardly appear righteous unto men, but within ye are full of hypocrisy and iniquity.

Brothers... It's the Love of God, that is important. Not the meaning of "fap".

It is, but this thread was just a honest question by Brother Eliot. Jesus doesn't forbid to speak about other things than His Unending Love™. For example, I don't know how you ask a stranger for directions when you are on vacation overseas, but I do not always explicitly mention His Unending Love™ when I do that. That doesn't mean, of course, that I'm not constantly filled with Love for My Lord and Saviour.

[Alpine]

Re: What is Fap?

Still, you shouldn't be thinking about Sarah Palin in that way.

You're absolutely right. She's too old for me.

I'll take Bristol any day, though.

Bow chicka wow wow

[Brother Enoch]

Re: What is Fap?

Since we're not going to get to the bottom of what fap means with all these dirty-minded trolls around, do any of the True Christians(tm) here know what Gilf means? I hear Godly Sarah Palin being described by that one too.

And dirty minded troll perverts need not respond. I know you'll only make up something filthy.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: What is Fap?

I'll take Bristol any day, though.

What do you want to do with a town?

[Wale_Konia]

Re: What is Fap?

Since we're not going to get to the bottom of what fap means with all these dirty-minded trolls around, do any of the True Christians™ here know what Gilf means? I hear Godly Sarah Palin being described by that one too.

And dirty minded troll perverts need not respond. I know you'll only make up something filthy.

Yes it would be nice to NOT respond in this way, Brother Enoch...but the truth is harsh and bad.

GILF stands for Grandmother I (would) Like (to) F%$k.

[GOD=life]

Re: What is Fap?

Amen Brother.

I still don't understand how after 23 pages of comments, still no one can give a definitive answer without restorting to the usual atheist filth.

Poor Sarah. She's going through a lot with all those atheists harassing her.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: What is Fap?

Since we're not going to get to the bottom of what fap means with all these dirty-minded trolls around, do any of the True Christians™ here know what Gilf means? I hear Godly Sarah Palin being described by that one too.

And dirty minded troll perverts need not respond. I know you'll only make up something filthy.

Godly
Intelligent
Lady
Folks?

[Alpine]

Re: What is Fap?

Okay, this has to be a satire now. You know that approximately half of the country has an extreme distaste for Sarah Palin, that half generally being those that support the Democratic party. The Democratic party is typically a bit younger than the GOP in terms of support base.

Without being too crass, GILF means the same thing as MILF, except the G stands for Grandmother, rather than MILF's Mother.

You can google MILF, and I am certain you'll find a definition to that acronym that doesn't relate to oncology or engineering.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: What is Fap?

GILF stands for Grandmother I (would) Like (to) F%$k.

I suppose in Poland they do that to everyone after a huge amount of alcohol.

[Levi Jones]

Re: What is Fap?

I know I should, but I've been directed to this thread from...well, somewhere. It is not important right now.

Good Father should love all of his children. If Your child would misbehave - would you show him more love and 'push' him on a right path, or just hate him untill on of you dies?

I'm going to do what the Bible says. Nothing more nothing less.

Hebrews 12:6-8
For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth. If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?
But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.

[Alpine]

Re: What is Fap?

My goodness, you're all a bunch of racists, aren't you? The Japanese, the Polish, African-Americans, all of which I've seen disparaged and discriminated against on this site. Where in the Bible does it say that it is Christian to be racist?

[Brother Enoch]

Re: What is Fap?

Yes it would be nice to NOT respond in this way, Brother Enoch...but the truth is harsh and bad.

GILF stands for Grandmother I (would) Like (to) F%$k.

Um, that would be GIWLTF, they're not even close.

Pervert.

[Jarek-Exo]

Re: What is Fap?

No you see thats where everyone seems to be getting their facts muddled up.
When someone tells you something they have found it is not to try and pervert you, it is to show you how they have found other peoples perversion. But because the person has seen this perversion somehow he is cast with them.

And I would call myself one of the few people who have come across this site who is not "Hateful towards you" As I respect everyone having their belief structure, their faith and their opinions. Please don't cast me with the perverted nature of all the internet just because I am privvy to its content. I do not condone everyones actions, but that doesn't mean I feel the right to condemn them as evil. Just misguided.

Now im going to move on to some of the points that True Disciple touched on. Because he took the time to write his views and I feel it will be disrespectful to just ignore them.


2 Timothy 3:16:
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness

Now this is easy to deconstruct. Inspiration of God. Not by god himself. Meaning that man has spoken to god Truthfully or untruthfully ( As i said, man is corruptable. This is a hypothesis.)
Profitable for doctrine. Now I could be wrong, but this translates that this is for the attainment of profit.




Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

How does this relate to leading a good life? So example. A man never goes to church his entire life. But devotes its entirety to helping people who are in need. Be it diseased, poor, or abused. He has faith, but he has never seen the point in going to church when he could be helping people.
He is going to hell then by your interpretation of the bible? I dont think so.



He tried to teach our children to touch themselves on places God didn't intend them to do that when He created Man 6014 years ago. Our Godly Moderators made a wise decision in banning him. Good riddance.


He didnt try to teach them. He didnt walk up to your children and tell them anything untoward. He just explained what he had saw.



Nobar King.


I wasn't thinking about Sarah Palin in "That" way at all. I think she is an intelligent woman. Thats about it.

[Wale_Konia]

Re: What is Fap?

I'm going to do what the Bible says. Nothing more nothing less.

Hebrews 12:6-8
For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth. If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?
But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.

Amen to that. But...well...are you aware that the Internet has been made by The Devil? And that Your shirt or trousers were made by some starving children in China? So You are partially responsible for their misery and you are a part of The Devil's plan. Now that's just not too much righteous...