We need funds: let's sue GPS-device makers

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

We all know since Obama's Kenyan Occupation was brutally imposed, Christ's Only Church has not had the funding it used to. Among other acts of persecution, Obama has decided that Faith-Based Social Service Funding does not extend to our training classes on how to spot Christ-killing parasites (Jewdar, as we call it). The money lost is incalulatable, literally: it's 23,000,000.05 dollars per fiscal year.

I've been thinking about ways we could raise funds until the military decides it's time for an Interuption In Constitutional Rule™.

I think we could sue the makers of those GPS devices that are in every new car. Basically, if the GPS tells you to drive into a high-crime area, you sure them for making you a victim of crimes. I'm sure there's lots and lots of people who have been victimized after following their GPS into a high-crime area. Then, when the GPS makers learn to add crime to their calculations, one of our Honorary White Men can sue them for discrimination, because they told drivers to stay away from black-populated areas, thus ruining their economies because they no longer have enough business at their barber shops, KFS's, and open-air drug markets.

It's like a licence to print money (Not to be confused with the actual licence to print money, which Obama also claims is not a Faith-Based Social Service).

[Timefag]

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We all know since Obama's Kenyan Occupation was brutally imposed, Christ's Only Church has not had the funding it used to. Among other acts of persecution, Obama has decided that Faith-Based Social Service Funding does not extend to our training classes on how to spot Christ-killing parasites (Jewdar, as we call it). The money lost is incalulatable, literally: it's 23,000,000.05 dollars per fiscal year.

I've been thinking about ways we could raise funds until the military decides it's time for an Interuption In Constitutional Rule™.

I think we could sue the makers of those GPS devices that are in every new car. Basically, if the GPS tells you to drive into a high-crime area, you sure them for making you a victim of crimes. I'm sure there's lots and lots of people who have been victimized after following their GPS into a high-crime area. Then, when the GPS makers learn to add crime to their calculations, one of our Honorary White Men can sue them for discrimination, because they told drivers to stay away from black-populated areas, thus ruining their economies because they no longer have enough business at their barber shops, KFS's, and open-air drug markets.

It's like a licence to print money (Not to be confused with the actual licence to print money, which Obama also claims is not a Faith-Based Social Service).

I like your way of thinking brother and would gladly endorse a campaign from the UK targeting these black areas for the amount of fried chicken fast food outlets, where in London they double up as crack dens with gun toting somalian mudslimes.

[Bobby-Joe]

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I like your way of thinking brother and would gladly endorse a campaign from the UK targeting these black areas for the amount of fried chicken fast food outlets, where in London they double up as crack dens with gun toting somalian mudslimes.

Try reading it again Brother Trent is advocating suing the makers of GPS units because they will give instructions on how to get to Non-Christian parts of the United States (like California, New York, Washington, Chicago, Detroit, Oregon, Florida, New England, Ohio, Pennsylvanian, Maryland, Delaware Colorado and Hawaii) and therefor be exposed to gay rape or worse.

[Timefag]

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Try reading it again Brother Trent is advocating suing the makers of GPS units because they will give instructions on how to get to Non-Christian parts of the United States (like California, New York, Washington, Chicago, Detroit, Oregon, Florida, New England, Ohio, Pennsylvanian, Maryland, Delaware Colorado and Hawaii) and therefor be exposed to gay rape or worse.

Oh I see what you mean Bobby-Joe I thought I would widen the protest based on the witch hunt syndrome. As for gay rape I have only ever heard of that being in America where it originated from along with Aids.

We stamp on all devient behaviour in England and being your former masters and colonial rulers, I would expect you to adhere to how we educated you. That was before you bit the hand that civilised you.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Oh I see what you mean Bobby-Joe I thought I would widen the protest based on the witch hunt syndrome. As for gay rape I have only ever heard of that being in America where it originated from along with Aids.

Two words "Public School"

Now what is this about America being the home of gay rape?

[Timefag]

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Two words "Public School"

Now what is this about America being the home of gay rape?

That was what we we taught in school by our masters. There is lots of gay rape in the American penal system and this was highlighted on many documentaries and books.

I only want to help you rid your country of its sins which became more prevalent once the English had been defeated.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

That was what we we taught in school by our masters. There is lots of gay rape in the American penal system and this was highlighted on many documentaries and books.

I only want to help you rid your country of its sins which became more prevalent once the English had been defeated.

I think you might find that there is a lot more gay rape going on in the UK than you imagine. I've spent many hours witnessing to benders in the local public toilets. The things I've seen, you would not believe (in fact I have to tell my wife I'm out jogging or she might worry for my safety).

Jesus' gentle touch is on me!
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[Bobby-Joe]

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I think you might find that there is a lot more gay rape going on in the UK than you imagine. I've spent many hours witnessing to benders in the local public toilets. The things I've seen, you would not believe (in fact I have to tell my wife I'm out jogging or she might worry for my safety).

Jesus' gentle touch is on me!
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Godly points all.

Larni here has given Landover one of the most detailed and exhaustive reports on homosexual active in the British Isles we have ever seen and frankly we are shocked. It's so bad Pastor Zeke is taking of planning a Crusade to England to see how many we can save for the gay death style.

That was what we we taught in school by our masters. There is lots of gay rape in the American penal system and this was highlighted on many documentaries and books.

And those books are marketed were? The United Queendom.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Godly points all.

Larni here has given Landover one of the most detailed and exhaustive reports on homosexual active in the British Isles we have ever seen and frankly we are shocked. It's so bad Pastor Zeke is talking of planning a Crusade to England to see how many we can save for the gay death style.

Amen, Brother. In fact, I'm boning up on their language even now.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Amen, Brother. In fact, I'm boning up on their language even now.

Not before time, Pastor. Why it's got so bad here in England that gay people can walk hand in hand down the street and nobody shuns them. People actually knowingly consort with the gays and even allow their children to talk to them. If they didn't mince around everywhere and openly flaunt their deathstyle you wouldn't be able to avoid them.

There has even been successful legal action against churchgoers who refused to provide them lodgings in a hotel because they didn't want their sordid fornication going on under their roof.

I could go on but I feel such rage. Rage against the erosion of our Lord's will that they should be horribly killed.

Just down the road from where I live!

Yes, people walk past this depraved venue every day with their children and are oblivious to the insidious effect on their souls!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Praise Jesus – Obama has not been able to completely destroy the innovation of our capitalist country – yet. As they say – if you've got a problem there is an "App" for it. In this case Microsoft has developed an "Avoid Ghetto" App that keeps you from high crime areas. I can see the promise here – not only can you easily find your nearest Baptist church, you can avoid cathylicks, mormons, mooselimbs (think road side bombs) and other undesirable areas as well.

Microsoft Develops Avoid Ghetto GPS App

[Redeemed Papist]

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Now all we need is an app to avoid gay enabling AIDS-riddled hellholes like I highlighted earlier.
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[Dr Laurence Niles]

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If the gaysexuals had to wear some kind of an arm band to identify themselves things would be far more simple.

Praise Him!
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[Redeemed Papist]

If the gaysexuals had to wear some kind of an arm band to identify themselves things would be far more simple.

Praise Him!
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Yes, but back on topic, far better if their hideous hang outs like Brighton and Los Angeles were properly flagged up as AIDS hotspots on Sat Navs and smart phones. That's a use of thechnology I can endorse.

What I still don't get is how they get the triangulation doohickeys to hang off the firmament.
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[Sally Paulson]

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they no longer have enough business at their barber shops, KFS's,

Kentucky Fried Salmon? Have all my dreams come true?