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  • #76
    Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

    Originally posted by Baphomet View Post
    Did you know that the better you please a woman, the more likely they'll have sex with you?
    Since when did it become their decision to have sex?

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    • #77
      Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

      Originally posted by Deaner View Post
      Since when did it become their decision to have sex?
      Thats an excellent question Brother.
      Women should simply submit at the behest of their man.
      It's not like the woman is going to run out, it's a renewable resource. As Jesus commands.
      God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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      • #78
        Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

        Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
        I am going to rebuke several people here and some of you may resent it, but it's for your own good. I apologize to the true Christians ™ in advance, but this is too much!

        You should not know how a cooter smells!!! Your nose should be no where near it! I rebuke thee!
        Kitchen implements should not be involved either!

        Have you been watching television? Desperate housewives? Sex in the city? Dick Van Dyke?
        You need to sit down, open a Bible and start reading again!
        Consider thyself rebuked harshly!!!!
        What if you make whoopie in the kitchen, but no kitchen implements are used? Except the counter we used as a bed?

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        • #79
          Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

          Originally posted by Deaner View Post
          Since when did it become their decision to have sex?
          If you make them happy, they'll want to have sex with you.

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          • #80
            Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

            Originally posted by Baphomet View Post
            If you make them happy, they'll want to have sex with you.
            Matt, stop being a sucker and turn your life over to Christ. Making a woman happy is impossible because they have no idea what they're talking about. That's why God tells them to shutup and submit.

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            • #81
              Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

              Originally posted by Baphomet View Post
              If you make them happy, they'll want to have sex with you.
              They'll do it because it is the Christian duty. Their selfish pleasure has nothing to do with sex. A TRUE Christian™ home is not some brothel with a non-stop orgy going on inside. They can lay down and think of Jesus the eleven or so times they are required to procreate.

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              • #82
                Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

                Originally posted by Baphomet View Post
                What if you make whoopie in the kitchen, but no kitchen implements are used? Except the counter we used as a bed?
                I'm pretty sure there is something in Leviticus against that.
                Yes, the 15th chapter if I'm correct.
                Matthew:
                5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                • #83
                  Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

                  I still don't even understand the title of this thread.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                  • #84
                    Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

                    you guys are pathetic, its just an orgasm. its a normal body function. you people act like its a sin to have one. yet who gave you that function? GOD not satan or anyother being. God gave you the ability to have an orgasm. why? i believe its so we will want to have sex thus creating babies and keeping the species alive.

                    ooo omfg dildos....crybabies, sure it may not be normal sex but those who choose to use them are probably not christians so who cares?
                    if you people find all this so disgusting then quit making forums about it! you only bring this on yourselves by doing so. if you want to learn more about the subject then go ask your wife...-____- stupid as hell...

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                    • #85
                      Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

                      Originally posted by HamBoneEmo:D View Post
                      you guys are pathetic, its just an orgasm. its a normal body function. you people act like its a sin to have one. yet who gave you that function? GOD not satan or anyother being. God gave you the ability to have an orgasm. why? i believe its so we will want to have sex thus creating babies and keeping the species alive.

                      ooo omfg dildos....crybabies, sure it may not be normal sex but those who choose to use them are probably not christians so who cares?
                      if you people find all this so disgusting then quit making forums about it! you only bring this on yourselves by doing so. if you want to learn more about the subject then go ask your wife...-____- stupid as hell...
                      I considered your proposition and asked Mrs Bathfire. Once she had recovered from the initial shock, she confirmed that nothing vaguely answering the descriptions given has ever happened to her. She suggested that if these "organisms" did happen, women would be off all over the place fornicating left, right and center with anyone who came to hand, male or female! She added that this could not possibly be part of God's Plan!
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                      • #86
                        Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

                        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                        She suggested that if these "organisms" did happen, women would be off all over the place fornicating left, right and center with anyone who came to hand, male or female! She added that this could not possibly be part of God's Plan!
                        Amen, Brother Bathfire. Mr. Rogers (may he rest in peace) was a very generous husband; however, he never left one of these grubby "organisms" within my private parts (please forgive my crude language), nor gave me one for my birthday, hidden within a birthday card. Therefore, I too doubt their existence.
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                        • #87
                          Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

                          Haha no orgasm, no sex, no drink, no drugs?? ye are just takin away everythiong fun, look just cos ye're daddys beat ye, dont be upset ok

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                          • #88
                            Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

                            Definitely a Quaker


                            Originally posted by AubreyO'Connel View Post
                            Haha no orgasm, no sex, no drink, no drugs?? ye are just takin away everythiong fun, look just cos ye're daddys beat ye, dont be upset ok


                             Leviticus 26:27-29

                            27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                            28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                            29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                            • #89
                              Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

                              Originally posted by AubreyO'Connel View Post
                              Haha no orgasm, no sex, no drink, no drugs?? ye are just takin away everythiong fun, look just cos ye're daddys beat ye, dont be upset ok
                              Pops was just following what the Good Book said in Proverbs. It's sicko perverts like you who think the only way to have fun is a drunken, hookah-fest orgy! Why don't you pick up the KJV and read Song of Solomon sometime if you want REAL fun! Or hang out outside Arco Arena and hand out Gospel tracts to those godless drug-addicts going to see Jordin Sparks in concert. THERE'S a good time, lemme tell ya.

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                              • #90
                                Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

                                Isn't Arco arena north-east of SodoM?
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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