Nancy Drew is the reason for Hillary

[Mr. Bradbury]

Brothers and Sisters in Christ, Nancy Drew the girl detective is turning our daughters into liberals and lesbians! I'm sure many of you have known of this series in which a teen girl, who doesn't stay at home like God intended, but instead sinfully goes out and solves mysteries.

(Titus 2:5 to be discreet, chaste, homemakers, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God may not be blasphemed.)

The books are full of violence, homos, and other things God hates! Nancy also never listens to male authority!

(1 Timothy 2:12 12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.)

Nancy Drew early on in the series has a lesbian relationship with Transexual female who renamed her self George! Now that's bad enough, but Nancy Drew has often turned girls into feminist and liberals For example, Hillary Clinton was an avid reader of the teen girl books when she was younger. Heck, if Nancy hadn't been created, that female demon Hillary might not be running for president.

If you have not already, I highly advise you to include these books in your next book burning session!

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Nancy Drew is the reason for Hillary

Friend, you have floated an interesting hypothesis. I feel you may well be on to part of the answer to the question of how this hellion has been loosed upon us. It may be easier to test for proof once this demon is safely locked up in a cell, which I expect will happen soon. What telltale signs have led you to your conclusion?

[handmaiden]

Re: Nancy Drew is the reason for Hillary

Nancy Who?


That is the standard response from Trixie Belden fans when confronted with the name of this second-rate girl detective.


Trixie Belden lived on a farm and did appropriately mandated household chores fit for a girl. She didn't like them, but she did them. She once held hands with a boy, which is a concern, but two of her brothers were within earshot so I am certain that nothing untoward happened.


Also, the Trixie Belden books once referenced Sunday School, so Jesus's influence was somewhere in the mind of the writers of the series.


Jixemitrily Yours,


Handmaiden

[Anne Sayne]

Re: Nancy Drew is the reason for Hillary

Can't believe my parents made me read this as a child. George will take us to the library soon so we can get all the nuncy droo books and burn them!

[handmaiden]

Re: Nancy Drew is the reason for Hillary

Can't believe my parents made me read this as a child. George will take us to the library soon so we can get all the nuncy droo books and burn them!

Burning books that belong to the public library is vandalism. It would not reflect well on Jesus, at all. Do you really intend to do this?


There must be other, more law-abiding, ways that you and your family can serve the Lord. The simplest way would be to tuck tracks into the pages of those books that are not your property and which you are not allowed to burn.


Did you even consider a non-violent, non-destructive solution to the problem, or do you think that Jesus gives you license to flout public law as well as common sense?


Chidingly Yours,
Handmaiden

[Basilissa]

Re: Nancy Drew is the reason for Hillary

Wait, I'm confused: what Nancy are we talking about? Is this the fake blond woman who screams a lot on the HLN channel of the CNN? Because while I cannot watch her program because her screaming exhausts me, I applaud her for covering the crimes committed against white people only.

[handmaiden]

Re: Nancy Drew is the reason for Hillary

Wait, I'm confused: what Nancy are we talking about? Is this the fake blond woman who screams a lot on the HLN channel of the CNN? Because while I cannot watch her program because her screaming exhausts me, I applaud her for covering the crimes committed against white people only.

Point taken. The world has gotten so politically correct these days that the media barely remembers the death of that sweet, blonde child who was murdered 20 years ago. But if a black child holding a toy gun gets shot by the police, the media features it relentlessly for two, maybe three whole weeks.


The Nancy being discussed is a literary heroine who solved mysteries. She was a rich, teenaged, white girl who had her own car, so she was much more believable than any arrow-shooting leader of a populist rebellion.


She was also in direct competition with the Hardy Boys, so it's only a matter of time before some meme gets circulated with Hillary's face on a Nancy Drew book cover next to a Hardy Boys book featuring Trump and Pence.


I really need for this election to be over.


Bedraggledly Yours,


Handmaiden

[Anne Sayne]

Re: Nancy Drew is the reason for Hillary

Burning books that belong to the public library is vandalism. It would not reflect well on Jesus, at all. Do you really intend to do this?


There must be other, more law-abiding, ways that you and your family can serve the Lord. The simplest way would be to tuck tracks into the pages of those books that are not your property and which you are not allowed to burn.


Did you even consider a non-violent, non-destructive solution to the problem, or do you think that Jesus gives you license to flout public law as well as common sense?


Chidingly Yours,
Handmaiden

We needed to save the little girls from reading these sinful books!
Vandalism is against the law...
Acts 5:29
It's made clear in the Bible that God does not support feminism, so taking these books out are following God's law in Acts 19:19. Even if we must pay fifty thousand pieces of silver to the library, we still saved many souls from reading this trash. Just a clarification, hope it was helpful.

[Basilissa]

Re: Nancy Drew is the reason for Hillary

We needed to save the little girls from reading these sinful books!
Vandalism is against the law...
Acts 5:29
It's made clear in the Bible that God does not support feminism, so taking these books out are following God's law in Acts 19:19. Even if we must pay fifty thousand pieces of silver to the library, we still saved many souls from reading this trash. Just a clarification, hope it was helpful.

Which part of "we have to obey the secular laws" don't you understand, sunshine?

1 Peter 2:13-15
13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
14 Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.
15 For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men:

[handmaiden]

Re: Nancy Drew is the reason for Hillary

We needed to save the little girls from reading these sinful books!
Vandalism is against the law...
Acts 5:29
It's made clear in the Bible that God does not support feminism, so taking these books out are following God's law in Acts 19:19. Even if we must pay fifty thousand pieces of silver to the library, we still saved many souls from reading this trash. Just a clarification, hope it was helpful.

So, the inexpensive and less attention-grabbing method of putting Christian tracks in the books was never on your radar?


While you were saving little girls from the evils of Nancy Who, did you consider what will happen to your little boys when you and your husband are in jail and they are sent adrift in the foster care system?


And if you paid 50,000 dollars to the library, they will just use the money to buy shiny, brand new books that will be in circulation for decades to come.


You and your husband really need to think through the choices you make in serving the Lord.


Resignedly Yours,
Handmaiden

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Nancy Drew is the reason for Hillary

You and your husband really need to think through the choices you make in serving the Lord.

I think I see George's plan, Sister Handy.

George will take us to the library soon so we can get all the nuncy droo books and burn them!

So, Mrs Sayne, did George get you to go to the store for the kerosene? And has he told you to stack up the books all around you and soak them in the flammable substance before throwing on a match?

(Sister Handy, it's certainly cheaper than a divorce, and there's not a judge in America who would convict him. He probably won't even have to pay for the books. )

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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[Anne Sayne]

Re: Nancy Drew is the reason for Hillary

I think I see George's plan, Sister Handy.


So, Mrs Sayne, did George get you to go to the store for the kerosene? And has he told you to stack up the books all around you and soak them in the flammable substance before throwing on a match?

(Sister Handy, it's certainly cheaper than a divorce, and there's not a judge in America who would convict him. He probably won't even have to pay for the books. )

I do not mean to point fingers, but George was the one who decided to do it. I'm not saying he made the wrong choice, but he prayed and interpereted the Bible the way God's answer said he should. I'm just a husband submitter, which is what the Bible commands of me. By the way, instead of buying fancy fire gadgets we just lit it with a match and tore the pages, the old fashioned way.

[Basilissa]

Re: Nancy Drew is the reason for Hillary

I do not mean to point fingers, but George was the one who decided to do it. I'm not saying he made the wrong choice, but he prayed and interpereted the Bible the way God's answer said he should. I'm just a husband submitter, which is what the Bible commands of me.

I think I see George's plan, Sister Handy.


So, Mrs Sayne, did George get you to go to the store for the kerosene? And has he told you to stack up the books all around you and soak them in the flammable substance before throwing on a match?

(Sister Handy, it's certainly cheaper than a divorce, and there's not a judge in America who would convict him. He probably won't even have to pay for the books. )

Yup, it definitely seems like you might be correct, Sister Joanna, and poor Anne here is still clueless.

[NotFunny]

Re: Nancy Drew is the reason for Hillary

Okay, I see what you did here. Hillary Clinton is the biggest sinner of them all. She wants to let live! She worships ! Men should hit their wives if they act like her! is sexy.