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  • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

    In all seriousness, every time I see this thread, my day is made. I thank you.

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    • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

      Originally posted by Nothin' else to do View Post
      Isn't it a wonderful day? I've been here so long, I might as well give a proper introduction...
      Can't you find the clearly marked "Introductions" forum*, provided at great expense by our hosts exclusively for such purposes? As for "proper introduction", you picked a gender (grats?) and then went on with your rant. :hohum:

      *just follow the easy guidelines you'll find at the top of every page there.

      ...I also believe that Overwatch is a non sinful game...
      *checks sign on door, yup, still Landover Baptist*

      Why not find somewhere that cares what you think?

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      • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

        I think you missed the point. No matter, you still made me laugh, which was fun. If I could shake you by the hand, I would. Kudos to you.

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        • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

          There's the infraction I was waiting for!

          I thank you for showing me that I was wrong. I shall now devo-


          No, I'm not doing this when nobody else is here. I'll just sleep a bit, I'll repent in the morning. Goodnight all.

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          • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
            *checks sign on door, yup, still Landover Baptist*

            Why not find somewhere that cares what you think?
            *Checks title of the original post, yup, still says Overwatch should be banned*


            Why not make a post that won't offend people?


            Also door? This is a website we don't have doors we have links

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            • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

              If you notice Didymus Much is also labeded "Unsaved trash" and yet he's allowed to argue with us without getting an infraction.

              So either be fair when you give infractions or don't give them at all

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              • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                Originally posted by dotty View Post
                If you notice Didymus Much is also labeded "Unsaved trash" and yet he's allowed to argue with us without getting an infraction.

                So either be fair when you give infractions or don't give them at all
                Sweetie,

                Mr. Didymus is a hellbound sinner, but at least he read the Holy Bible and made the conscientious decision to reject it after reading it. We keep him around because he knows the Bible, cites it often, and we hope that he eventually might see the True Light™ and accept Jesus into his stinky rotten heart.

                You, on the other hand, seem to be rejecting Christianity without even knowing what it is that you're rejecting. That's called ignorance and it can be cured in only one way:


                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                  Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                  Sweetie,

                  Mr. Didymus is a hellbound sinner, but at least he read the Holy Bible and made the conscientious decision to reject it after reading it. We keep him around because he knows the Bible, cites it often, and we hope that he eventually might see the True Light™ and accept Jesus into his stinky rotten heart.

                  You, on the other hand, seem to be rejecting Christianity without even knowing what it is that you're rejecting. That's called ignorance and it can be cured in only one way:


                  Yeah but he's still labeded as "Unsaved trash" so he should get treated the same (because you people love to judge people with labels)


                  Also I have read the Bible before but seeing that science makes a lot more sense than the stuff the Bible comes up with I chose to believe in science (and yes I know it's not really a religion but you know what I mean)


                  Furthermore you "True Christians" (and no I'm not trademarking that) are rejecting Overwatch without knowing what it's really about

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                  • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                    Originally posted by dotty View Post
                    Also I have read the Bible before but seeing that science makes a lot more sense than the stuff the Bible comes up with I chose to believe in science (and yes I know it's not really a religion but you know what I mean)
                    When has science ever come up with "better stuff" than the Bible? Give me one example.
                    sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

                    Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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                    • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                      Originally posted by dotty View Post
                      Yeah but he's still labeded as "Unsaved trash" so he should get treated the same (because you people love to judge people with labels)


                      Also I have read the Bible before but seeing that science makes a lot more sense than the stuff the Bible comes up with I chose to believe in science (and yes I know it's not really a religion but you know what I mean)


                      Furthermore you "True Christians" (and no I'm not trademarking that) are rejecting Overwatch without knowing what it's really about
                      We do not need to know Overwatch. It is enough knowing the Bible.


                      Also, the only labels I care for are Red, Black, Gold and Blue.


                      Dydimus is a sinner and he is going to hell, but he did not break any forum rule.


                      By the way, complaining about infractions is an infraction.
                      1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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                      • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                        Ahhhhh, we meet again.

                        To be fair, if you don't need to know overwatch, then don't. That's a simple solution. If somebody is "going to hell" for playing it, it's not your problem, it's theirs.


                        Meanwhile, I wish the best for you and your community. I respect your beliefs, but I'm choosing a different path.

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                        • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                          Originally posted by Nothin' else to do View Post
                          I respect your beliefs, but I'm choosing a different path.

                          It is the road to Hell.
                          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                          • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                            Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                            It is the road to Hell.
                            I'm aware. The amount I care about that though? Ehhhh, not so much. Just do your stuff, and even though I'll get "eternal damnation" for it, I'll do my stuff.

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                            • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                              Originally posted by Nothin' else to do View Post
                              I'm aware. The amount I care about that though? Ehhhh, not so much. Just do your stuff, and even though I'll get "eternal damnation" for it, I'll do my stuff.
                              Then why come here to our quiet corner of the Inter Nets? Would you walk into a church only to ride rough shod over their most cherished beliefs like now?

                              We bother no one here; you may not be American but please respect our beliefs.

                              YIC
                              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                              • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                                Originally posted by Nothin' else to do View Post
                                Isn't it a wonderful day? I've been here so long, I might as well give a proper introduction.

                                Hello, I'm a male human (surprisingly enough). But that's not all! This next piece of information is not for the faint of heart! Actually, better not say anything since homosexuality will get me sent to hell...


                                Whoops, did I just give that one away? Butterfingers.


                                Also, I do not support the Orange faced president of America. I know, it's insane, isn't it? I also believe that Overwatch is a non sinful game. Oh, and Spore. That's a good one. Promotes evolution, a theory I oh so adore. Wasn't Charles Darwin a genius? Did I mention that I, a MALE, am having relations with a MALE?


                                So, on a scale of 1 to straight down to the depths, how much would I burn in hell if this was my personality?


                                And of course, Buddhism is wrong, this is a truth that will offend NOBODY! My statement made, I wish to preach with you all: Overwatch was CLEARLY made to act as a flamethrower to the bible. There's no other way it could've been made!


                                Have fun, ladies and gentlemen.
                                Originally posted by Nothin' else to do View Post
                                Ahhhhh, we meet again.

                                To be fair, if you don't need to know overwatch, then don't. That's a simple solution. If somebody is "going to hell" for playing it, it's not your problem, it's theirs.


                                Meanwhile, I wish the best for you and your community. I respect your beliefs, but I'm choosing a different path.
                                Originally posted by Nothin' else to do View Post
                                I'm aware. The amount I care about that though? Ehhhh, not so much. Just do your stuff, and even though I'll get "eternal damnation" for it, I'll do my stuff.
                                Dear Nothin':


                                I have attempted several well-crafted comebacks to your various posts on this thread and find that I lose interest part-way through the process. That is how vanishingly insignificant your own contributions are to this forum, and for all I know, the world at large.


                                Rest assured that your attempts at being a provocateur are, at the very least, providing me with the means to obtain some much needed slumber.


                                yours,

                                Handmaiden
                                His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                                Guns For God and the Economy

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