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  • What is worse: Star Wars, or the Beatles?

    How about both?

    Take the most overrated album of all time (Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band) by the most overrated band of all time (The Beatles).

    Combine it with the most overrated film of all time (Star Wars - episode IV: A new Hope).

    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    Re: What is worse: Star Wars, or the Beatles?

    Star Wars doesn't make one mention of Jesus - but there are the usual apologists that talk about "Jedi Jesus" themes. Little do they know that an ex-cathylick named Joseph Campbell was responsible for "The Force" myths that were meant to undermine Jesus.

    When it comes to the Beatles, the MSM and the LIEberal establishment have buried the story about the Beatles being more "popular than Jesus".

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    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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    • #3
      Re: What is worse: Star Wars, or the Beatles?

      I rapidly conducted a significant study in Creation Science to test for anal associations in both the "Beatless" and the Star Trek Heresy and my initial assumptions were proven True™. Both are equally disgusting, albeit the more openly obvious bestiality in the Star Trek Universe might initially seem even more depraved.

      First, the Beatless: Their most popular song ever 'I Want to Hold Your Hand' is but a disguise to seduce young youths unto the path of Sodomy!



      As you can see, it includes avian bestiality with an extinct Creature (and now we know why!).



      As for the 'Star Trek', the Planet 'Alderaan' was mentioned in one of the posts above. Again, just another call for rectal pleasures.



      The beautiful, Loving and Merciful words of Christ in the Epistle to Romans describe these phenomena better than I ever could, so let us let Jesus have His say on the matter!

      Romans 1:31-32
      Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.




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      • #4
        Re: What is worse: Star Wars, or the Beatles?

        Why is that dodo wearing a waistcoat? Granted, it looks impeccably tailored, likely bespoke, but was the bird really dumb enough to "dress for dinner" when it was the main course?
        His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

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        • #5
          Re: What is worse: Star Wars, or the Beatles?

          Well Star wars suggest that there is life on other planets. Don't ever let your children watch this Evolution promoting Movie. And Just to confirm that this is an atheists Movie, I have an acquaintance who is an Atheist and he likes star wars.
          Praise jesus or somthing

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          • #6
            Re: What is worse: Star Wars, or the Beatles?

            Originally posted by 666GodLover View Post
            And Just to confirm that this is an atheists Movie, I have an acquaintance who is an Atheist and he likes star wars.
            That sounds pretty conclusive to me. Thanks for the research.

            My research was simpler: I looked on Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fo...d_spirituality

            It is clear that Star Wars is a mish-mash of various superstitious claptrap like "Zoroastrianism"; "Taoism", and "Roman Catholicism". Mystery of the sake of mystery and the magical deeds of those beloved of the gods.

            If you want fairy stories, read fairy stories. If you read fairy stories, keep out of church - the godless are not welcome.
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            • #7
              Re: What is worse: Star Wars, or the Beatles?

              Without the Bible people wouldn't even understand most movies.
              Because biblical stories give us an understanding of the world and movies play with that understanding. But should we really play with and pervert that understanding? I do not think so.
              -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
              -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
              -Holocaust Jokes
              -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
              -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
              -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
              -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
              -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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              • #8
                Re: What is worse: Star Wars, or the Beatles?

                I'll give the Beetles this - at least they have the courtesy to die off and let their master Satan take their souls into eternal hellfire. George Lucas seems to be making a new Star War every year now!
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                • #9
                  Re: What is worse: Star Wars, or the Beatles?

                  It's May 4th, again. Definitely do not watch Star Wars, and definitely do not check out Princess Leia's stolen Death Star plans.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • #10
                    Re: What is worse: Star Wars, or the Beatles?

                    I like to take the stance that God takes. Either send them to Hell or Heaven. So who's worse? I say both Hell.
                    -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                    -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                    -Holocaust Jokes
                    -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                    -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                    -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                    -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                    -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                    • #11
                      Re: What is worse: Star Wars, or the Beatles?

                      Both. I was four of five when the first star wars movie came out. My big brother loved it, and so did I. However, when I read the Bible for the first time more than twenty year later, I realized that this Star Wars nonsense was just a rip off of the Holy Bible.
                      About the Beatles: I am ashamed to admit that my mom has been a fan of the Beatles for 55 years. And well, they may be talented. But even though I like lots of music, I always hated the Bealtes. Johnny Devlin was definitely more talented than Paul McCartney! About John Lennon, he may have been talented, but I have zero respect for somebody who says he's more popular than Jesus! Mr. Lennon should have read the Bible.


                      Galatians 6:7 - Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.


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                      Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."

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