[jeezuzfreek102]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

You sir, have a very liberal and stereotypical view of homosexuals. Super Mario Bros. was not created for homosexuals, by homosexuals, or in anyway relating to homosexuals, I find this argument pointless.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

You sir, have a very liberal and stereotypical view of homosexuals. Super Mario Bros. was not created for homosexuals, by homosexuals, or in anyway relating to homosexuals, I find this argument pointless.

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Sidoain]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

I did some research lately and yeah... its a faq that nintendo games got subliminal gay stuff. Since im not gay, i still play some of them since i simply enjoy them as game to past time.

I mean seriously, no homo and im not a girl. They just messed with my avatar.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

I did some research lately and yeah... its a faq that nintendo games got subliminal gay stuff. Since im not gay, i still play some of them since i simply enjoy them as game to past time.

I mean seriously, no homo and im not a girl. They just messed with my avatar.

Keep playing those games and you will be...... you will be.....

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

I did some research lately and yeah... its a faq that nintendo games got subliminal gay stuff. Since im not gay, i still play some of them since i simply enjoy them as game to past time.

I mean seriously, no homo and im not a girl. They just messed with my avatar.

Friend,

We TRUE Christians know gays when we see one. Pastor Zeke seems to have a built in homosexual detector, he can pick them out of a crowd like a black man in a country club. If Zeke gaydar says you are gay, you are gay.

[Sidoain]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

Friend,

We TRUE Christians know gays when we see one. Pastor Zeke seems to have a built in homosexual detector, he can pick them out of a crowd like a black man in a country club. If Zeke gaydar says you are gay, you are gay.

For real? I a was a bully back in school and still a bully. You dont know how many gay ppl i punched(Give me my Puched the most queers award) BTW, all he can see is my code IP and my Avatar. So how can he tell that im gay? Anyway, if he ever go in my house, he will find evidence that im not gay.

The game i currently play is Grand Theft Auto Ballad of Gay Tony. You are a body guard doing illegal business with a gay. The body guard is not gay, but a sinner since he do sex with any girl he find and he kill ppl too(like in any GTA games). During some cinematic, you will see your main character punching some queers too.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

For real? I a was a bully back in school and still a bully. You dont know how many gay ppl i punched(Give me my Puched the most queers award) BTW, all he can see is my code IP and my Avatar. So how can he tell that im gay? Anyway, if he ever go in my house, he will find evidence that im not gay.

The game i currently play is Grand Theft Auto Ballad of Gay Tony. You are a body guard doing illegal business with a gay. The body guard is not gay, but a sinner since he do sex with any girl he find and he kill ppl too(like in any GTA games). During some cinematic, you will see your main character punching some queers too.

Your' claim to heterosexuality is you punch gays in a video game...

Well friend, one thing is for sure; you are incredibly lame. However if you want to continue this charade of pretending to be heterosexual tell you what. We True Christians are fair and balanced people; prove you aren't gay.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

This is perhaps probably the most ridiculous thing I have ever laid my eyes on

Wait a minute . . . You're a Catholic, which means that you believe you should pray to Jesus' dead mother instead of Him; that crackers and grape juice physically turn into flesh and blood because your Magic Man calls Jesus from the sky and forces Him into them, but they don't look or smell different because they only change after you swallow them, and if you barf them up they change magically back into crackers and wine; that an old man in a dress who protects child rapists is God's spokesman on Earth; and that you should pray to a bunch of man-made "saints" instead of Jesus even when the Bible states that there is but one mediator in Heaven, and that's Jesus.

And you think that noticing the homosexual overtones in Super Mario Buggerers is the most ridiculous thing you've ever seen?

For real? I a was a bully back in school and still a bully. You dont know how many gay ppl i punched(Give me my Puched the most queers award) BTW, all he can see is my code IP and my Avatar. So how can he tell that im gay? Anyway, if he ever go in my house, he will find evidence that im not gay.

So, what you're saying is, you're a closeted homosexual. You beat up homosexuals because you're afraid to have relations with them.

Well, that's a start, but what will you do about your impulses to rape them? What if you get drunk and find yourself pummeling some nancy boy in a dark alley . . . then realize you're all alone with him, and that his pants are loose . . . will you bend him over a trash can and use him like an inflatable love doll?

I bet you will. And then God will send you to Hell.

[Felicity]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

@Sidoain Would you not prefer going to Heaven over being gay? #Romans 1:26-27

[Sidoain]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

Your' claim to heterosexuality is you punch gays in a video game...

Well friend, one thing is for sure; you are incredibly lame. However if you want to continue this charade of pretending to be heterosexual tell you what. We True Christians are fair and balanced people; prove you aren't gay.

I wont prove im not gay. You have to learn to not judge(Thats what the bible say) Im addicted to woman features and i talk with random woman just to do it. I know you dont take me seriously, but i did punch many queers in real life. Me and my friends, we bully any queers we see even if they are more grouped then us. Queers are not scary at all so playing with their feelings is easy.

Last thing, if you think im gay because i play Nintendo games, then go ahead and say that the whole world is gay since you will hardly find someone who didnt played Mario in his life.

@Sidoain Would you not prefer going to Heaven over being gay? #Romans 1:26-27

Im not gay so dont worry about this. I also believe that i will go to heaven because i did nothing wrong.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

I wont prove im not gay. You have to learn to not judge(Thats what the bible say).

Where does the Bible say that, Nancy?


Better take a look at my sermon on the subject of judging others HERE.

[Sidoain]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

Well, that's a start, but what will you do about your impulses to rape them? What if you get drunk and find yourself pummeling some nancy boy in a dark alley . . . then realize you're all alone with him, and that his pants are loose . . . will you bend him over a trash can and use him like an inflatable love doll?

I bet you will. And then God will send you to Hell.

Sorry, forgot to include you.

I never got drunk once in my life and never will, i never took drugs or smook. As a result, i perfectly know the difference between a friend and someone you just know. So please, do not get confused with my second award.

Just to let you know, all the friends i hang with are Christians. We all go to church and we hate the queers at heart. We bully them for their own good.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

I wont prove im not gay. You have to learn to not judge(Thats what the bible say)

Now I know the Pastors have pointed out that this is wrong to you. The Bible clearly tell us that True Christians(TM) are called to judge.

Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

2nd Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.

Im addicted to woman features and i talk with random woman just to do it.

In the words of the Bard "the lady doesth protest too much". Anyway lots of homers have female friends, you've never heard of a fag hag?

I know you dont take me seriously, but i did punch many queers in real life. Me and my friends, we bully any queers we see even if they are more grouped then us. Queers are not scary at all so playing with their feelings is easy.

Rough sex is not the same as punching. Anyway, why punch them? Why not try to convert the from their lifestyle?

Last thing, if you think im gay because i play Nintendo games, then go ahead and say that the whole world is gay since you will hardly find someone who didnt played Mario in his life.

I haven't, my sons haven't, and I don't think my husband has either. So there's three people. I'm pretty sure most people over the age of 50 haven't, so there's a bunch more.

Im not gay so dont worry about this. I also believe that i will go to heaven because i did nothing wrong.

Really, your starting to sound like a two year old "I'm not gay, am not! AM NOT! AM NOT!! Are you banging your fists on the keyboard while you're doing this?

As for going to Heaven, no you're not. You're not saved.

Romans 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;

Luke 8:13 They on the rock are they, which, when they hear, receive the word with joy; and these have no root, which for a while believe, and in time of temptation fall away.

[Sidoain]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

In the words of the Bard "the lady doesth protest too much". Anyway lots of homers have female friends, you've never heard of a fag hag?

I checked wiki and if by fag hag, you meant a girl that is attracted to gay man, then whats the problem? How can that prove that i am gay or not if i get one of these girl?

Rough sex is not the same as punching. Anyway, why punch them? Why not try to convert the from their lifestyle?

Because i dont have time to convert them. Because of the media, they are now everywhere. It start to be the fashion to buy what gay ppl usually wear. I see man with skinny jeans, i saw men with lady bags made for men. Today, its hard to make the difference between a real gay and an hetero because of that.

I haven't, my sons haven't, and I don't think my husband has either. So there's three people. I'm pretty sure most people over the age of 50 haven't, so there's a bunch more.

Good for you. I was being sarcastic. In general, every one know what is mario and its the best selling game made.

Really, your starting to sound like a two year old "I'm not gay, am not! AM NOT! AM NOT!! Are you banging your fists on the keyboard while you're doing this?
.

No i didnt bang my fist on the keyboard. For your information, i never drink coffee because i am a well balanced person so i almost never get stress up.

[James Dewitt]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

Say there Slowdrain, I think you protest to much if you catch my drift. Its OK come out of the closet we wont tease you, really I promise.